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Things you wish you could say, Part Deux

Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
Same rules as the first one.

To my dad:
I'm sorry that you don't understand why I hate you. I guess making me work in the woods at 6 yrs old, with nothing but a donut at 5 AM to last me until dinner at 7 or 8 PM, with bad frostbite, should make me grateful to you or something. I'm sorry that you don't understand that we'll never agree.
I also thought the whole "leg on fire" thing when I was five, which happened at your house and made me intensely pyrophobic, should be obvious. Apparently, though, nobody in your family recognizes how crippled I am near a hot stove.
I also hate you for being such a dick to mom during the divorce.

To my grandmother:
You're a bitch. You make everything about you, even when it's not. Just because I want you to stay out of it when dad and I argue, I don't think it's your fault. You just make everything worse. Also, that shit with sitting in the car outside my great-grandmother's house when you knew I was inside, and dad was in there for some reason, but you stayed in the car so you could say mom denied visitation? That's just wrong.

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wiggin's right
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    To my one true love:
    You exist

    Wren on
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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dear Livejournal,
    My parents suck, abloo bloo bloo. Have a blessed day.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    To Jackal:
    Fuck you.

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I gots nothin'

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    WevsWevs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BXG_HnoE0E

    I wish I could tell this guy to fuck off in person.

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    Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    grouphug you faggots

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    WevsWevs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm no faggot -a.

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    Masked_MulletMasked_Mullet Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    To the person who set off my fire extinguisher in my house:
    your a dick and I hope you die of lupus.

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    Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    One:
    I'm fed up of you fucking me around. If you're making this shit up, then stop stringing it out. If it's the truth, then you can be a little more polite when you're screwing with the plans you've made. That I've had to cancel other, important things to make space for, only to have it cancelled at the last minute.

    Two:
    Uh, you know you said you'd give me 20 quid for easter? You haven't done that yet. Y'know, just reminding you.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    are those things real?

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This thread is going places.

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    ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I am sorry for rape.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So last night I went to a Chinese restaurant and found that they do not ID you at all when purchasing drinks.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The human race: I hate you all. You are all a mistake. All you guys do is fucking destroy beauty.

    Fuck off.

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    Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    The human race: I hate you all. You are all a mistake. All you guys do is fucking destroy beauty.

    Fuck off.

    Actually, that would be the fault of a contemporary culture of individualism rather than something biologically inherent to humans.

    bob has spoken

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Are you sure you're 18?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    To the girl in the room across the hall:

    I heard you fucking last night.

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    nappy headed hos

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Chicken dinner tonight.

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    Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    To the girl in the room across the hall:

    I heard you fucking last night.

    These are things that can be said. Like when I told my ex roommate that he left his condom in the shower again. Dirty bastard

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Where are the girls and where is the booze?

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    Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wevs wrote: »
    I'm no faggot -a.

    i meant everyone else, natch

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dad: You owe me money, you owe my Mom money. Don't tell me you can't help me out with the 600 dollar car repair you said you would help with and then buy a new flat panel HD TV and a new car.

    I can do math.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    come back

    i miss you

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    BuntaBunta Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm sorry for filling your desk up with tampons, but you were a horrible PMS-ing bitch.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dad: Your girlfriend is an idiot. She's half your age. She has a kid. She's fucking ugly. What is wrong with you?

    Edit: Bunta, do not be sorry for that, because it is very funny.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    To the girl in the room across the hall:

    I heard you fucking last night.

    These are things that can be said. Like when I told my ex roommate that he left his condom in the shower again. Dirty bastard

    That's rude.

    Like when the girl in the room next to me kept having sex at 5 AM and the bed hitting the wall kept waking me up. I let her know of my displeasure by walking over and beating on the wall until she was so embarrassed that she stopped.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    To the girl in the room across the hall:

    I heard you fucking last night.

    These are things that can be said. Like when I told my ex roommate that he left his condom in the shower again. Dirty bastard

    That's rude.

    Like when the girl in the room next to me kept having sex at 5 AM and the bed hitting the wall kept waking me up. I let her know of my displeasure by walking over and beating on the wall until she was so embarrassed that she stopped.
    Ahahahahaha

    I really should jump at them in that spiderman costume one of these nights

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    To the girl in the room across the hall:

    I heard you fucking last night.

    These are things that can be said. Like when I told my ex roommate that he left his condom in the shower again. Dirty bastard

    That's rude.

    Like when the girl in the room next to me kept having sex at 5 AM and the bed hitting the wall kept waking me up. I let her know of my displeasure by walking over and beating on the wall until she was so embarrassed that she stopped.
    Ahahahahaha

    I really should jump at them in that spiderman costume one of these nights

    God, please do it

    For us

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'll wear my bluetooth headset and pipe it in vent

    oh man i should've done it on their anniversary a couple weeks back

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I took the cookie from the cookie jar

    And I'd do it again.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    to my pants:

    please stop riding up

    my balls would like a little room

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Homeless wrote: »
    to my pants:

    please stop riding up

    my balls would like a little room

    Go commando.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I wish to tell you to fuck the shit off, Wiggin

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    Homeless wrote: »
    to my pants:

    please stop riding up

    my balls would like a little room

    Go commando.

    this will not fix my problem

    i think i am just going to be naked

    fuck you family you get to see my dick now

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    Homeless wrote: »
    to my pants:

    please stop riding up

    my balls would like a little room

    Go commando.
    pants do not equal trousers, bigdes

    oh silly you

    I thought he was complaining about his undercrackers.

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