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    Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    edited March 2015
    Aistan wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Or he's too good to leave fingerprints....

    Nah in the club he's putting full on hands on dudes to kill them. He leaves finger prints, but its part of the weird world of John Wick. Like I swear professional killing is fine, even the local cop just asks him if he's working again while there is a dead body directly behind him.

    Its why I totally want John Wick 2.

    John Wick exists in the same world as Payday. In a world where bank robberies with hundreds of police casualties happen multiple times a week no one cares about a professional killer's relatively smaller bodycount.
    Funny as the thought is, I can't really say that this is true. :)
    In John Wick the police force was a... non-entity? Maybe it snags shoplifters and people speeding but it won't touch anything to do with organized crime.

    In Payday the police acts like the red army during WWII or something: "Here's your guns. May all thousand of you go die for the motherland now. You'll freeze to death later anyway."

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    I know we've been round and round in this thread and in others, but I've got to bring up Man of Steel yet again. I bring it up because I listened to the Hans Zimmer theme recently and it's a really, really good Superman theme. But then that got me thinking about how the movie totally could've subverted modern-blockbuster-city-destroying expectations. Like a lot of films have city being totally ravaged complete with toppling skyscrapers.

    So they could've set up the final action set-piece to be like any other city destroying climax, yet Zod goes to knock over a skyscraper or something and everyone things "Oh, here's our typical destruction porn" as it starts to fall but BOOM, in swoops Superman as the boombastic part of the theme kicks in and he lifts it back up or whatever, because he's not going to allow a bunch of 9/11 imagery in his movie because he's goddamn Superman.

    Instead he killed a bunch of people then murdered a dude. Oh well. It really is a helluva theme though.

    I still think Zimmer's best score was either Days of Thunder (not a joke at all) or King Arthur. Days of Thunder sounds so different from his usual stuff but so embracing of the 80's, especially the build up to building the car as it gets more and more hopeful and then wham guitar solo:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvG_M_fAkXU

    it's just happy and in my head and beats any Pirates of the Carribbean theme.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I really love the Interstellar stuff he did

    one of the best parts of the movie

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    ArchangleArchangle Registered User regular
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I know we've been round and round in this thread and in others, but I've got to bring up Man of Steel yet again. I bring it up because I listened to the Hans Zimmer theme recently and it's a really, really good Superman theme. But then that got me thinking about how the movie totally could've subverted modern-blockbuster-city-destroying expectations. Like a lot of films have city being totally ravaged complete with toppling skyscrapers.

    So they could've set up the final action set-piece to be like any other city destroying climax, yet Zod goes to knock over a skyscraper or something and everyone things "Oh, here's our typical destruction porn" as it starts to fall but BOOM, in swoops Superman as the boombastic part of the theme kicks in and he lifts it back up or whatever, because he's not going to allow a bunch of 9/11 imagery in his movie because he's goddamn Superman.

    Instead he killed a bunch of people then murdered a dude. Oh well. It really is a helluva theme though.

    I still think Zimmer's best score was either Days of Thunder (not a joke at all) or King Arthur. Days of Thunder sounds so different from his usual stuff but so embracing of the 80's, especially the build up to building the car as it gets more and more hopeful and then wham guitar solo:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvG_M_fAkXU

    it's just happy and in my head and beats any Pirates of the Carribbean theme.
    The King Athur theme was also reused in Da Vinci Code and another movie which I forget at the moment. The pieces he puts together are pretty good, but man his "homages" come ridiculously close to "ripoffs" (the Holst Foundation sued him for the Gladiator soundtrack).

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I really love the Interstellar stuff he did

    one of the best parts of the movie

    Agreed.

    Outside of the 80% of the rest that Interstellar got right.

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Astaereth wrote: »
    I love all the Mission: Impossible movies equally in their own special way. One has the best plot, two the best style and theme remix, three the best villain and most human story (and the best structure, I'd say), four the best direction and the single best extended sequence of any of them (the climb, the double heist, the sand storm).

    I really wish i could enjoy MI2, but i can't see it as anything but a poster child for Woo's inability to properly transition to American filmmaking. The beautiful, operatic, larger than life feel of his Hong Kong flicks turned into a self-conscious string of the Woo-iest possible moments, like someone else was desperately trying to ape his style. By the end of MI2, i expected Cruise's gun to start firing doves instead of bullets, and each dove would be dual-wielding pistols that also fired doves.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    i expected Cruise's gun to start firing doves instead of bullets, and each dove would be dual-wielding pistols that also fired doves.

    That would've made a far better film

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Astaereth wrote: »
    I love all the Mission: Impossible movies equally in their own special way. One has the best plot, two the best style and theme remix, three the best villain and most human story (and the best structure, I'd say), four the best direction and the single best extended sequence of any of them (the climb, the double heist, the sand storm).

    I really wish i could enjoy MI2, but i can't see it as anything but a poster child for Woo's inability to properly transition to American filmmaking. The beautiful, operatic, larger than life feel of his Hong Kong flicks turned into a self-conscious string of the Woo-iest possible moments, like someone else was desperately trying to ape his style. By the end of MI2, i expected Cruise's gun to start firing doves instead of bullets, and each dove would be dual-wielding pistols that also fired doves.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    @DarkPrimus
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
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    The first Dungeons & Dragons film is such a ridiculous mess.

    It's absolutely incredible.

    The sequels made it look like an Academy Award winner.

    The sequels are played totally straight, right? Like, they have people seriously acting out a D&D adventure?

    The first D&D movie is basically a filmed D&D adventure too, only everyone playing is thirteen years old and it's their first time playing the game, including the person running the game, so a lot of the rules are kind of glossed over...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdShvRiPEUA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEyNfHNnCQg

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    I forgot that Audrey Hepburn was the lead in Wait Until Dark. I'm really curious what that movie must have been like in the theater when they killed all of the house lights to match the darkness of the ending scene.

    Now that I think about it this movie may be one of the earliest entries in the line of films where the damsel in distress fights back succesfully.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited March 2015
    Dungeons & Dragons 3 is surprisingly entertaining for such a shitty movie. It probably helps that the movie is made with the budget of a large LARPing session and doesn't have the pretense of being a real movie, like the original does.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Now we just have to get them to make the acquisitions inc D&D games into a miniseries with crappy special effects

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I would agree that Woo's American films aren't as good as his HK films, but Face/Off is an exception. It's a fantastically entertaining movie that feels fun in a way Broken Arrow and MI2 don't. It helps that the two leads are trying to outdo each other the whole time.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Could I request that we move the MI talk over to the MIU thread?

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    darleysam wrote: »
    Could I request that we move the MI talk over to the MIU thread?

    Catty comments should be moved to the MEOW thread.

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    Grislo wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    Could I request that we move the MI talk over to the MIU thread?

    Catty comments should be moved to the MEOW thread.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    All jokes to be moved to the JokeU thread.

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    Gnome-InterruptusGnome-Interruptus Registered User regular
    darleysam wrote: »
    All jokes to be moved to the JokeU thread.

    But that's in the Humor & Mirth sub forum.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    I was dragged to the cinema to see MI3 after hating 2, but remember really enjoying it. Sure I can see all the Abrams-isms now, the "rabbit's foot" being some unknown, all-powerful deal that's never explained, stuff like that, but I remember loving Seymour Hoffman's character
    and how he didn't die in some massive, triple health-barred boss fight, he just died like a guy because he was a guy. Also that the big heist bit in the middle to retrieve the rabbit's foot wasn't shown. You got the setup and the conclusion, and enough extra to infer that shit went down in that building.

    Was a good film, that.

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    FrozenzenFrozenzen Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I would agree that Woo's American films aren't as good as his HK films, but Face/Off is an exception. It's a fantastically entertaining movie that feels fun in a way Broken Arrow and MI2 don't. It helps that the two leads are trying to outdo each other the whole time.

    Yes. Face/off is supremely absurd and it knows it. Which often makes for good movies.

    For me at least!

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Face-off was a film that has really no right to be as entertaining as it is.

    The whole time I was waiting for it to make me hate it, but it never allowed it. It was like "LOL you want to hate me but you can't, YOU CAN'T!"

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    JibbaJibba Registered User regular
    Joshmvii wrote: »
    Fast & Furious movies work because they embrace the cheese. When a dude in a movie just straight faced says "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" you have no choice but to just enjoy yourself.

    This is also the best argument against the metric system.

    "I live my life 402.336 meters at a time" just doesn't cut it.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Face-off was a film that has really no right to be as entertaining as it is.

    The whole time I was waiting for it to make me hate it, but it never allowed it. It was like "LOL you want to hate me but you can't, YOU CAN'T!"

    Face/Off allowed both Cage and Travolta to go balls-out hambone crazy as the villain.

    That's why it worked.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Face-off was a film that has really no right to be as entertaining as it is.

    The whole time I was waiting for it to make me hate it, but it never allowed it. It was like "LOL you want to hate me but you can't, YOU CAN'T!"

    Also known "Nicolas' Cage".

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Face-off was a film that has really no right to be as entertaining as it is.

    The whole time I was waiting for it to make me hate it, but it never allowed it. It was like "LOL you want to hate me but you can't, YOU CAN'T!"

    Face/Off allowed both Cage and Travolta to go balls-out hambone crazy as the villain.

    That's why it worked.

    Travolta is spectacular as villains. Every role he chews scenery is a delight.

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    JibbaJibba Registered User regular
    Face-off was a film that has really no right to be as entertaining as it is.

    The whole time I was waiting for it to make me hate it, but it never allowed it. It was like "LOL you want to hate me but you can't, YOU CAN'T!"

    Face/Off allowed both Cage and Travolta to go balls-out hambone crazy as the villain.

    That's why it worked.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P--C-t60lI

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    Peaches.

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    KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    Huh.

    Spielberg is going to be directing Ready Player One. That's actually a pretty fantastic choice.

    Granted, I'm still not sure how they'll pull off the movie (though I guess The Lego Movie pulled it off) but I'm definately much more interested.

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    madparrotmadparrot Registered User regular
    edited March 2015
    Spielberg is directing the Ready Player One movie. This... could be awesome. Few people alive today represent 80's pop culture more than Spielberg, and his presence lends a significant amount of muscle to the production which will help convince other companies to license their IP to the movie, which means more references!

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    I just worry it's going to end up like every TV show and movie that tries to depict an online game, and then there are two people on one keyboard to outhack the Gibson, and the IOI guys all have evil German accents.

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Kyougu wrote: »
    Huh.

    Spielberg is going to be directing Ready Player One. That's actually a pretty fantastic choice.

    Granted, I'm still not sure how they'll pull off the movie (though I guess The Lego Movie pulled it off) but I'm definately much more interested.

    That actually makes me pretty excited. RPO was a great idea with terrible execution, and Spielberg can rock the execution.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    madparrot wrote: »
    Spielberg is directing the Ready Player One movie. This... could be awesome. Few people alive today represent 80's pop culture more than Spielberg, and his presence lends a significant amount of muscle to the production which will help convince other companies to license their IP to the movie, which means more references!
    Magic Leap has been designing virtual-world technology for some time and already is valued at $1 billion without even putting a product out. How so? Any potential investor it brings in goes apesh*t over what they see, though the company has kept most of what they are doing under wraps publicly.

    waaat

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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Or he's too good to leave fingerprints....

    Nah in the club he's putting full on hands on dudes to kill them. He leaves finger prints, but its part of the weird world of John Wick. Like I swear professional killing is fine, even the local cop just asks him if he's working again while there is a dead body directly behind him.

    Its why I totally want John Wick 2.

    Would you really try to arrest John Wick?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Or he's too good to leave fingerprints....

    Nah in the club he's putting full on hands on dudes to kill them. He leaves finger prints, but its part of the weird world of John Wick. Like I swear professional killing is fine, even the local cop just asks him if he's working again while there is a dead body directly behind him.

    Its why I totally want John Wick 2.

    Would you really try to arrest John Wick?

    God no. That's like spitting in the wind, Tugging on superman's cape.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    DivideByZeroDivideByZero Social Justice Blackguard Registered User regular
    Face-off was a film that has really no right to be as entertaining as it is.

    The whole time I was waiting for it to make me hate it, but it never allowed it. It was like "LOL you want to hate me but you can't, YOU CAN'T!"

    Face/Off allowed both Cage and Travolta to go balls-out hambone crazy as the villain.

    That's why it worked.

    Watching these two guys assume each other's mannerisms just never, ever gets old.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I don't think John Wick is too concerned about the cops

    The scene at his house, the local cop comes by, sees that shit has obviously gone down

    "You workin again John?"

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    AstaerethAstaereth In the belly of the beastRegistered User regular
    edited March 2015
    So I recently discovered that the (excellent) score to Upstream Color has a long, poetic name for each track! Each is like the caption to an illustration in an old-timey fantasy novel or something. They're so good:
    • Leaves expanded may be prevailing blue mixed with yellow of the sand
    • I used to wonder at the halo of light around my shadow and would fancy myself one of the elite
    • Fearing that they would be light-headed for want of food and also sleep
    • Stirring them up as the keeper of a menagerie his wild beasts
    • The finest qualities of our nature like the bloom on fruits can be preserved
    • Perhaps the wildest sound that is ever heard here making the woods ring far and wide
    • I love to be alone
    • A young forest growing up under your meadows
    • Their roots reaching quite under the house
    • The rays which stream through the shutter will be no longer remembered when the shutter is wholly removed
    • After soaking two years and then lying high six months it was perfectly sound though waterlogged past drying
    • The sun is but a morning star
    • A low and distant sound gradually swelling and increasing
    • As if it would have a universal and memorable ending
    • A sullen rush and roar

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    NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Face-off was a film that has really no right to be as entertaining as it is.

    The whole time I was waiting for it to make me hate it, but it never allowed it. It was like "LOL you want to hate me but you can't, YOU CAN'T!"

    Face/Off allowed both Cage and Travolta to go balls-out hambone crazy as the villain.

    That's why it worked.

    Watching these two guys assume each other's mannerisms just never, ever gets old.

    Funnily enough, Zack Effron doing this exact thing with Matthew Perry (as in learning to basically act and speak like him) convinced me to take me somewhat seriously as an actor.

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Or he's too good to leave fingerprints....

    Nah in the club he's putting full on hands on dudes to kill them. He leaves finger prints, but its part of the weird world of John Wick. Like I swear professional killing is fine, even the local cop just asks him if he's working again while there is a dead body directly behind him.

    Its why I totally want John Wick 2.

    Would you really try to arrest John Wick?

    God no. That's like spitting in the wind, Tugging on superman's cape.

    Yeah, I mean, I loved the exchange with the cop because it worked to cement Wick as badass. He kills a bunch of dudes, and then the cops come, and he's like "you know, I just don't feel like dying today, have a nice night john wick"

    It made him so scary that it was better to leave him alone than rack up a body count for the cops trying to take him down. Sure, you'll probably get him in the end, but how many police are you going to lose taking down one fucking guy?

    Not worth it. Let him take care of his business and get out of his way.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    That scene made it seem like the police (or at least that officer) had a history with Wick. John Wick's a professional, he doesn't kill indiscriminately.

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