My dumb doggy inhaled too much sand at the beach and kept me up all night with barfing such that I basically forgot what day it was
Pretty sure an Ike was involved
Nobody ever gives a shit about the Ides of February, or June - all these Roman religious festivals not being observed, but one poxy emperor gets stabbed in the middle of March and suddenly March is the talk of the word-that-means-middle-of-the-month.
Where are you fair-weather Idesers going to be in two weeks for Mercuralia, that's all I'm saying
At my incredibly shitty college apartment, we used to celebrate the Ides of March by spreading a tarp in the living room, making a replica of Caesar out of a piñata full of red jello and gummy worms and a laurel wreath made of lego palm tree leaves, and then perforating it with bargain bin Ninja Stars that we'd bought at the Army Surplus store (the S in USA stands for Shinobi).
I really wonder why it took the landlord three whole years to decide to evict us.
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It's a little known fact that historians are actually unclear on the original, traditional Day of Bewaring
Records are unclear
Some years a Bewareful Leap Day is observed
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This is unacceptable
This is just sloppy work for all of us.
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My dumb doggy inhaled too much sand at the beach and kept me up all night with barfing such that I basically forgot what day it was
Pretty sure an Ike was involved
Where are you fair-weather Idesers going to be in two weeks for Mercuralia, that's all I'm saying
I really wonder why it took the landlord three whole years to decide to evict us.
Aww dangit and it isn't even backup Tuesday...
Et tu, Brute?
I was literally just considering that it was time for the first backup of the year.
Though I'd been thinking that since february.
It's a little known fact that historians are actually unclear on the original, traditional Day of Bewaring
Records are unclear
Some years a Bewareful Leap Day is observed
Also I'm up all night working, and the power went out halfway through the job.
Is he a secret Ike, drawing power from this unholy time???
https://youtu.be/z2J_ZpJcSsA
I'm glad it did. I needed this tonight.
For shame
the whatnow?