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Only a Carpathian would be stupid enough to post in the [Trailers] thread

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I don't even know why they would do a movie about Benghazi, seriously four people died, it was tragic, but what story is left to tell that the republicans haven't fed the NY post to slag hillary clinton with?

    Shit I expect Trey Gowdy will subpoena micheal bay to testify how Hillary really killed the people in benghazi.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    I'm guessing that the entire time spent making the film + the entire time spent watching it will still be less time than the republicans have "investigated".

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Tomanta wrote: »
    I'm guessing that the entire time spent making the film + the entire time spent watching it will still be less time than the republicans have "investigated".

    It already is, Gowdy's commission on Benghazi has gone on longer than any investigation into anything in this country ever. Its a national embarrassment.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    I imagine some Republican front runner promised to remove any laws preventing him from getting young women to change multiple times into skimpy outfits as part of the audition process if he were to make something anti-democrat.

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    Andy Joe wrote: »
    Are you ready for Michael Bay's Benghazi movie?

    wha

    oh god I just woke up and I'm covered in black vomit

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    RhahRhah Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu7JMiXSDxw

    I must admit, I didn't know 3 or 4 ever existed.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    Not only 4 movies but a short lived tv show. And wow Jamie Kennedy and a rip off die hard line?

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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    I will always watch a new Tremors program. It fuels me for many months.

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    FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    Like the Sherlock Holmes quote at the end there.

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    I only saw the first two Tremors movies because the other direct to dvd movies looked like the bad kind of terrible

    that looks like the amazing kind of terrible, october needs to hurry up and get here

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Xeddicus wrote: »
    Does here. I'd kill for a big budget Punisher movie!

    As long as it's not directed by Michael Bay.

    Honestly, the Punisher as a character is about as subtle as a brick, so Michael Bay wouldn't be a horrible choice for a movie of a dude in a skull t-shirt murdering hundreds of criminals because his family got shot in front of him.
    Rhah wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu7JMiXSDxw

    I must admit, I didn't know 3 or 4 ever existed.

    Holy god I can't believe there's a fifth one! I figured that franchise was dead an buried after they did a Wild West movie.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    Xeddicus wrote: »
    Does here. I'd kill for a big budget Punisher movie!

    As long as it's not directed by Michael Bay.

    Honestly, the Punisher as a character is about as subtle as a brick, so Michael Bay wouldn't be a horrible choice for a movie of a dude in a skull t-shirt murdering hundreds of criminals because his family got shot in front of him.

    Early Bay I'd agree, current Bay is terrible. He's unable to make mediocre movies with shape-shifting robots. He'd find a way to fuck up Punisher, more talented people than him have failed. And the Punisher deserves better than Bay directing his movies.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I like continuum but I find it laughable that the corporations that enslave mankind are based in Vancouver

    American corporations are going to enslave mankind thank you very much

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    skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    I like continuum but I find it laughable that the corporations that enslave mankind are based in Vancouver

    American corporations are going to enslave mankind thank you very much

    It's TV - everything's Canadian.

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    skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    Looks decent, feels like it will be the dark horse oscar bait movie. Hard to compete with lesbain couple fighting cancer and marriage equality but it will tap into that wonder of youth in the unknown world angle critics love so much.

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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    I thought Continuum was cancelled.

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    skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    I thought Continuum was cancelled.

    It is. This is the last season.

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    PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    skeldare wrote: »
    I thought Continuum was cancelled.

    It is. This is the last season.

    Probably a good thing. I've only seen the first season, but it seemed like a story that would work best with a defined endpoint.

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    noir_bloodnoir_blood Registered User regular
    Deadpool Red Band Trailer is premiering this coming Tuesday on Conan. Green band one in front of F4.

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    skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    That definitely sold Zoolander. But is Kristen Wiig's job to be in sequels to funny first movies (and then have the sequel not be funny?)

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    FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    TexiKen wrote: »
    That definitely sold Zoolander. But is Kristen Wiig's job to be in sequels to funny first movies (and then have the sequel not be funny?)

    She's the Carmen Electra of the 21st century?

    EDIT: Wait, Carmen wasn't in sequels, she was in final 2-3 seasons of failing tv shows and eye-bleedingly terrible spoof movies, who am I really thinking of?

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    Ted McGinley.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    So at mission impossible I saw that horrid Benghazi trailer, god damn in the trailer they already fucking lie about the history, we have had like 9 separate investigations micheal you know god damn well there was no stand down order.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Preacher wrote: »
    So at mission impossible I saw that horrid Benghazi trailer, god damn in the trailer they already fucking lie about the history, we have had like 9 separate investigations micheal you know god damn well there was no stand down order.

    Well there was and there wasn't. These particular soldiers did have their direct superior tell them to hold up for about 20 minutes because they didn't have a clue on the situation. But it didn't "come from the top" and it didn't involve any other forces. It was just the commander of the troops saying "no, wait until we know what the fuck"

    Edit: and it came during the lull in fighting so it's not like anyone was being shot at or anyone had an idea that anyone was being marched on when the order came

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    kaidkaid Registered User regular
    No kidding if there was a stand down order I am pretty sure the longest congressional investigation would have produced it and it would have been screamed across all media for the next year.

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    chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPZHBjyUGhQ&feature=youtu.be

    Deadpool teaser. Trailer coming tomorrow.

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    TommattTommatt Registered User regular
    chasm wrote: »

    Love how they mention Wolverine Origins in this.

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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Normally, "don't read the comments" is a good idea. But Fox got a bit cheeky with the trailer trailer release.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Look just because you made fun of yourself for doing a trailer for a trailer... IT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER YOU DID THAT!

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    XeddicusXeddicus Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Look just because you made fun of yourself for doing a trailer for a trailer... IT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER YOU DID THAT!

    In this case; yes, yes it does.

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    edzeppedzepp Registered User regular
    Look, when the universe gives you a snarky, fourth wall breaking superhero, you market the shit out of that.

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    Yeah, Deadpool is one time where the "trailer to a trailer" doesn't bother me at all.

    It helps that it is more than a 2-second clip with "Tune in to <x> tomorrow to see the full trailer!".

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Yeah, Deadpool is one time where the "trailer to a trailer" doesn't bother me at all.

    It helps that it is more than a 2-second clip with "Tune in to <x> tomorrow to see the full trailer!".

    Exactly. What makes it work is rather then just making a shorter more mysterious trailer saying "Real trailer coming soon", they go through the effort of making an actual short intro to the trailer.

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Yeah, Deadpool is one time where the "trailer to a trailer" doesn't bother me at all.

    It helps that it is more than a 2-second clip with "Tune in to <x> tomorrow to see the full trailer!".

    Exactly. What makes it work is rather then just making a shorter more mysterious trailer saying "Real trailer coming soon", they go through the effort of making an actual short intro to the trailer.

    I expect Deadpool to have a lot of fun viral marketing.

    But that's also because I think Reynolds would wear the suit to go grocery shopping if he could.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Well he's normally so hideous I can see that.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
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    skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
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