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[Bioware Games] Stop Dragon My Heart Around

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    I don't mind the Mako, it's janky and stupid but in an endearing way, like jogging diagonally up a mountain Skyrim. Sure it doesn't make any sense and isn't necessarily "fun" but it's got character.

    Peen on
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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    The Mako is only annoying because most of the time with it if you're doing everything in the game is spent on those horribly designed random planets. Any of the main missions that it showed up in were great.

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Cheesing with the Mako was good fun.

    Find Thresher Maw, get to 1% health using Mako, leave the Mako, kill the Thresher Maw using a sniper rifle, get mad xp.

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    BionicPenguinBionicPenguin Registered User regular
    Most of the UNCs are actually alright. The problem is the two or three that are mountainous and jagged.

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    PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    What makes the Mako worse is that, if you have played the game a few times, you realize that there are set "correct" paths through the maps that are easy to traverse. It's just that Bioware didn't mark or distinguish them in anyway. All that slow jumping wasn't necessary.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    I loved that the jumping was just a straight "jets under your mako" deal so if you were up on a hill and jumped you rocketed horizontally off the side and it was mad stupid.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I didn't mind the mako at the time, but watching someone else play it I realised that those sections are always the worst part of the mission.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    the hammerhead was good

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Yeah that shit looks like it rules. I never got that DLC and am watching it for the first time.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Turambar wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    The green ending isn't alone in being an issue with consent. Every single option deals equally with consent, because you're unilaterally making a decision that will impact all life in the galaxy. It becomes no less about consent if those effected don't live to think about it.

    Every option but reject is essentially rooted in fascism, whether Shepard likes it or not. It shouldn't up to them to decide the fate of the galaxy, but you play the hand you're dealt.

    I kinda feel the opposite

    The allied species of the galaxy have put their faith in Shepard and the Crucible to deal with the Reapers

    Choosing reject throws away all their lives and hard work just because Shepard couldn't make a choice

    "Fuck you and fuck this" is most certainly a choice, my man

    I really want to hear the radio conversation shepard has with hackett after going yellow

    she explains the whole situation and goes "yeah man I told it to fuck itself we're going to go down fighting!!" and hacket goes "NO SHEPARD YOU IDIOT GO BACK AND SHOOT THE TUBE"

    Yeah

    and it's a shame, because really, the whole principle that the SC is working off is rejected by the rest of the game.

    and yet, you can't say "no, I'm not making a choice within your paradigm because it's stupid and here's why"

    You have to cop out and be unable to choose

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Gator wrote: »
    The best ending is the red ending because it's the only one that allows the setting to more or less continue as it was

    see that's why it's the least desirable in my mind

    I think I do agree on some level, which I think is why I preferred the classic red version of all the relays are destroyed and we have to start galactic civilization over

    I liked your read of green being a good cap because it turned the series into something completely different, with its absurdity only fueling its dreamlike nature

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Turambar wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    The green ending isn't alone in being an issue with consent. Every single option deals equally with consent, because you're unilaterally making a decision that will impact all life in the galaxy. It becomes no less about consent if those effected don't live to think about it.

    Every option but reject is essentially rooted in fascism, whether Shepard likes it or not. It shouldn't up to them to decide the fate of the galaxy, but you play the hand you're dealt.

    I kinda feel the opposite

    The allied species of the galaxy have put their faith in Shepard and the Crucible to deal with the Reapers

    Choosing reject throws away all their lives and hard work just because Shepard couldn't make a choice

    "Fuck you and fuck this" is most certainly a choice, my man

    I really want to hear the radio conversation shepard has with hackett after going yellow

    she explains the whole situation and goes "yeah man I told it to fuck itself we're going to go down fighting!!" and hacket goes "NO SHEPARD YOU IDIOT GO BACK AND SHOOT THE TUBE"

    Yeah

    and it's a shame, because really, the whole principle that the SC is working off is rejected by the rest of the game.

    and yet, you can't say "no, I'm not making a choice within your paradigm because it's stupid and here's why"

    You have to cop out and be unable to choose

    Eh you can also trigger that ending by shooting SC. Much more satisfying.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    What, can't I convince sc to shoot itself

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    What, can't I convince sc to shoot itself

    Sure but he still turns into Emperor Hopper so there's no real point.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I'm pretty sure you can actively reject the choice

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited April 2016
    Shoulda done it, man

    Shoulda had an option for sc to deactivate all reapers peacefully based on the wisdom of all the me1 collectibles

    -Tal on
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Turns out all those Salarian medals could short out the reaper signals

    Wouldn't have figured that out without all those matriarch writings, whew

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Dubh wrote: »
    Turns out all those Salarian medals could short out the reaper signals

    Wouldn't have figured that out without all those matriarch writings, whew

    Did those do anything? Anything at all?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Turns out all those Salarian medals could short out the reaper signals

    Wouldn't have figured that out without all those matriarch writings, whew

    Did those do anything? Anything at all?

    Led to a pretty good gag in 3 with Conrad Verner, but otherwise no

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    BionicPenguinBionicPenguin Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    the hammerhead was good

    It was alright, but the Mako was better. The Mako was a tad fragile, but compared to the Hammerhead, it's invincible.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Oh yeah Conrad being a published doctor of xenotechnology was pretty good

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    If I ever play again I'm starting from 2 and using an editor. 1 really doesn't hold up well. Even the characters are kind of eh.

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    PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Turns out all those Salarian medals could short out the reaper signals

    Wouldn't have figured that out without all those matriarch writings, whew

    Did those do anything? Anything at all?

    Led to a pretty good gag in 3 with Conrad Verner, but otherwise no

    That whole conversation chain was the best part of the trilogy. Completed all these bullshit quests? Were nice (or at least did not kill) Conrad Verner.

    Well, guess what, that motherfucker has the keys to stopping the Reapers. And all the locks are made up of fetch quests from across the trilogy.

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    PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Oh yeah Conrad being a published doctor of xenotechnology was pretty good

    It even holds up lore-wise. THAT's how he got the money to play Shepherd.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Bioware has really improved it's writing and cinematics since ME1.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Remember e3 2006 when a demo of a basic shot reverse shot conversation in a space bar was a big deal

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    BionicPenguinBionicPenguin Registered User regular
    I'm replaying ME1 right now and it's hilarious how often you see someone end a conversation by walking to the left or right.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I'm replaying ME1 right now and it's hilarious how often you see someone end a conversation by walking to the left or right.

    It happens in the sequels, too

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I'm replaying ME1 right now and it's hilarious how often you see someone end a conversation by walking to the left or right.

    I should go.

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2016
    I'm replaying ME1 right now and it's hilarious how often you see someone end a conversation by walking to the left or right.

    Character turns 90 degrees, walks five feet, turns back around, walks back, snaps to Shepard is fucking all over the place.

    A duck! on
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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    the hammerhead was good

    It moved like a dream.

    Sadly, it was also made of tinfoil.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    they didn't really balance the hammerhead for the hardest difficulty, either

    which is weird af because everything else was pretty well balanced

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    what if we combined the mobility of the hammerhead with the durability of the Mako?

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    What if you just drive a Warthog in Andromeda

    You know, Halo's Warthog

    The Best Video Game Vehicle(tm)

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I'm replaying ME1 right now and it's hilarious how often you see someone end a conversation by walking to the left or right.

    It happens in the sequels, too

    this is one of the things that kinda bums me out is it feel like ME1 was this big shift in conversations in RPGS...and it's 6 years later and everything is just mass effect 1

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I'm replaying ME1 right now and it's hilarious how often you see someone end a conversation by walking to the left or right.

    It was kind of crazy at the time that a character would just walk away, like they were some kind of real person. Revolutionary!

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    I don't know if I just missed Sutherland entirely before when I played Inquisition or I did his first war table mission wrong or what, but I never saw his content before. This is pretty cool. It's like there's a whole other RPG story going on that I'm just seeing from the outside, about a young man who sees some bad shit happening and just wants to help, ending up joining a world-saving organization and forming a squad to do missions for them.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Sutherland is maybe the best side story/sub plot in DAI

    It was definitely one of my favorites anyway

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Sutherland is maybe the best side story/sub plot in DAI

    It was definitely one of my favorites anyway

    Yeah, it was really good. Kind of a hassle to keep track of unless you're focusing on it though.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Someone please confirm thing I never knew about: according to TVtropes*, the term "quad" to refer to Krogan testicles originated on these forums. True or false?

    *Yeah I'm deploying administrative immunity what of it

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