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[PbP] Blood Bowl: Team Manager #3 - And you thought the fouls were nasty before...
Sterica
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Welcome sports fans, both in the stadium and those of you at home tuning in on Cabalvision™, to another exciting season of Blood Bowl! It's the only game out there that offers the real visceral physical contact that'll keep you glued to your seats!
And with real viscera, I might add, Bob. I didn't know a person could play that long without their intestines! 
Indeed, Jim! But that's because Blood Bowl offers only the most brutal, quick, and morally compromised players to grace the field. I have high hopes that this season won't disappoint!
I share a similar feeling, Bob. But before we dive into the real meat of today's matches, I want to pay a tribute to the real unsung heroes of Blood Bowl.
You mean the cleaning crew that have to mop up the aforementioned intestines?
No Bob, I'm actually referring to the team managers! They're a sort of glue that barely holds together this whirlwind sport and, like every season, they'll be working hard to earn the coveted Manager of the Year award from Spike! Magazine!
Frankly, they're a bunch of overpaid paper-pushers if you ask me, Jim.
Did I mention that the Team Managers' Union contributes a significant amount to our paychecks?
Like I said, Jim, they're true workhorses of Blood Bowl, but they'll have their work cut out for them. It's not enough to just win the games, but to develop a team that really gets the crowd worked up.
Yes, whether it's through winning big plays, outrageous cheating, or just bribing everyone with cheap merchandise, winning the hearts (and wallets) of countless fans is the true mark of a savvy manager.
Introduction
This is Fantasy Flight's Blood Bowl: Team Manager, and it's a card game of high risks and big plays. In a nutshell, you take the role of team manager and compete against other managers to earn the most fans for your team by the end of the season. You do this by setting up your team to make major plays that get on the highlight reel of every week. This isn't a game about scoring, but rather unleashing the star power of your players in the hopes of dazzling your fans. Earning fans can be accomplished through crushing tackles to make the other side look bad, skilled running plays to show off your team, or just brutal cheating to get the crowd going. As the season progresses, you'll have the chance to hire star players, add staff members to your team such as apothecaries, get crucial team upgrades, and score potentially big contracts. It all culminates in the final week with the Blood Bowl, a huge tournament with an equally huge payout for the winner. Once the dust settles, the manager with the highest number of fans take the Spike! Magazine Manager of the Year award!
How PbP Works
Since BBTM is a pseudo-deckbuilding game (you'll had a small handful of cards to your deck), I'll be handling the game by PMing the week's hand to every manager. Since dice rolls function via an easy 1-2d6, Geth will suffice for rolling. The dice outcomes will be as follows:
1: X
2,3: Blank
4,5,6: Hit
Upgrades will work in a similar fashion. In the event a manager has an upgrade or player ability that can respond to another manager's action, the active manager should notify that player using the @ system so they are aware that they have an opportunity to pass or take an action.
How to Play
IMPORTANT NOTICE: To prevent confusion, "player" refers to the cards you'll be playing in the game, whereas "manager" refers to the real-life participants of the game.
The game takes place over a series of five rounds called "weeks" that have four highlights and a headline or tournament. A Spike! Magazine Headline is a special event that slightly twists the rules of play for that specific week. A tournament is a special highlight that we'll get into later.
The meat of the game, the Matchup Phase, is committing players to highlights. Each round, managers take turn committing a player to a highlight that has room (only two teams may occupy a highlight; one per side) until each manager has committed their entire hand or passed. When a manager passes, they can no longer commit any more players for the rest of the week, but they can carry their current hand into the next one (they can also discard any cards from their hand).
Tournaments are special highlights where all four players can join. They have much higher payouts for the winner, and also have a generous payout for the runner-up (and very trivial compensation for any losers present). The final week of every game will feature the Blood Bowl, a tournament that offers a high number of fans for the winner.
Once the Matchup Phase is over, scoring begins. Winning a highlight is simple: have the most star power, with ball possession breaking ties (if no team possesses the ball during a tie, then the highlight ends without a winner). During scoring, cheat tokens are revealed, which have one of the following effects.
Fan Frenzy: The refs didn't catch the low-handed play, but the fans did and go wild! Gain 1-2 Fans
Star Power:The player gets away with cheating, and gain 0-3 Star Power
Ejection: A ref noticed your rule-breaking, and even decided to do something about it! That player is removed from the highlight and sent to the discard pile. All other cheating tokens, revealed or still hidden, on that player are discarded with no effect.
Penalty: The ref not only spots the cheat, but they determine that the whole team will take the blame! The player's manager must take a penalty card.
I highly recommend you read the rules before playing. The game is rather straight-forward and takes maybe ten minutes to really learn. We'll also be using the Sudden Death expansion, only we'll be using normal footballs.
Skills
Skills are the main draw of most players, and allow you to get an edge in points through various means. Regular skills are used when a player is first committed to a highlight, and are played in order from left to right. Downed skills are used whenever a player goes from standing to downed, and are likewise played in order from left to right. If skills are separated by a slash, then you pick either side of the slash and only use the skills on that side. With the exception of Cheating, all skills are optional.
Other Rules
These rules are optional and I will vary them from time to time.
Stadiums: Each Highlight will take place in a stadium that has its own rules, such as no tackling or no more than two players per side. These rules can be broken, but the manager breaking them must take a penalty each time they break a stadium rule.
Corrupt Ref: A shady official who awards a face-up cheating token to a player committed to the matchup, at which point they move to a different matchup. During the Scoreboard Phase, any manager whose team is at that matchup where the Corrupt Ref is present, and without a faceup cheating token on any of their players will receive a penalty.
Enchanted Footballs: Instead of the regular two-power footballs, new enchanted footballs with a host of different benefits are put in play. You may get bonus fans for possessing the balls at the end of a week, or you may gain skills upon taking possession.
No Salary Cap: When the game came out, certain degenerative staff upgrades were discovered. The official rules now remove these upgrades, but this variant puts them back into the deck. These many give you fans for having specific kinds of players in your roster, meaning a player can luck into a ton of free fans. I highly doubt we'll ever play this variant: it's not that much fun since the best strategy is to bumrush staff upgrades.
Your Teams
Here are the teams available for play. Teams share a subdivision from which they draw their star players. The Gouged Eye will have access to different players than a Grudgebearer.
Old Word Association
Reikland Reavers: A well-rounded group of humans, they possess the ability to adapt to situations more easily than other teams.
Grudgebearers: If you're looking for solid blockers, then look no further than these dwarfs. Voted "Most Stubborn Defensive Line", the Grudgebearers rarely make offensive plays, preferring to wear their opponents down slowly.
Athelorn Avengers: These elves are fast, and tend to go for the ball before the enemy team can crush their relatively weak defenses. They also have a solid sprinting game in the hopes of catching their opponents off-guard.
Chaos Wastes Confederation
Skavenblight Scramblers: Skaven are known for being quick and slippery bastards. They compensate for their lack of physical brutality through a solid sprinting and passing game. When a Skaven gets the ball, good luck getting it back!
Gouged Eye: Orcs know how to do one thing, and that's beat the tar out of the other team. You can't go wrong with brute force such as the Gouged Eye, but take care you don't get players ejected for sneaking weapons on the field.
Chaos All-Stars: The players of Chaos know how to do one thing: cheat, and cheat a lot. Sure, they may frequently lose half their team to the penalty box, but it won't matter if they've slaughtered all of the opposition.
Dark Sorcery Syndicate
Naggaroth Nightmares: The dark elves don't mess around, going straight for their opponent's jugular. They don't have the strongest tacklers, but they're a bit more flexible than you'd expect from such a violent team.
Champions of Undeath: Looking for a team with resilience? The Champions offer undead players that can get right back up after taking a hit. They may not be the strongest around, but your opponents may be reluctant to even hit them in the first place!
Black Fangs: Sure, their thralls are weak, but the vampires more than compensate for it. Even better, vampies can tackle their own teammates for a quick drink of empowering blood. While they lack a single strong player, the Vampires themselves more than make up for it.
Putrid Players' Guild
Nurgle's Rotters: Suffering from countless diseases, the Rotters may not be tough, but their virulent plagues soften up the opposition. The particularly unlucky player contract a far worst illness: joining the Rotters as a plagued beast.
The Zharr-Naggrund Ziggurats: This team of chaos dwarfs, hobgoblins, and other nasties find that the best defense is none at all! Through acts of violence and fouling, they ensure that there will be nobody standing in their way when they enter the endzone.
The Lowdown Rats: A band of goblins might not seem intimidating on the field, but the Rats have raise cheating and underhanded play to an artform. From explosives to chainsaws, the Rats main strategy is to beat the enemy team before the refs catch wise to their sneaky tricks.
Ability Cheat Sheet
To keep myself sane, I may not always include reminder text for keyworded abilities. Check this list before asking me.
Signing Up
Just put !Sign Up in bold along with whichever teams you prefer. We'll do this first come first serve, and people that didn't get it will be put on a list so they can get in next time. This game will be using all the expansion, but none of the optional rules to keep things simple since it's still new.
While Foul Play adds support for a fifth player, I'm sticking with four just to keep things from taking too long.
With that said: let the best manager win!
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Official FAQ (only covers Base Set)
Sudden Death Rules
Foul Play Rules
And I also think we should still have game 1 half finished somewhere...
5 days is enough time for new players.
I need teams from people. Also include a backup because I will do roll-offs for people with the same choice.
Choice #2 Zharr-Naggund Ziggurats
Geth roll 1d6 for roll off just incase
Have book marked the thread now
Nagarroth Nightmares or Nurgle's Rotters please.
I just had teeth yanked out of my skull, so gimme a bit to recover
Coach says to get back on the field. One time he had a Goblin chainsaw his leg off and he still ran for an all time career and record high he did.
No complaining about teeth! Besides, I hear the orcs will take them for money.
Oh, and can I change to my #2 pick? Since the game has not started?
But one change is more than fair. I forfit any right to change it again.
Player Order
JusticeforPluto
Daemonis
Preda
Cerberus
Spike! Magazine Headline
Tournament week! A special fifth matchup is added to the highlights. There's no limit to how many teams can participate here!
Roll Highlights
1. Illegal Carry
A. One Star Player
B. +1 Fan, One Star Player
Winner's Take: One Contract, +1 Fan
2. Star-Studded Spectacle
A. Two Star Players
B. One Star Player
Winner's Take: Two Star Players
3. The Rope-a-Dope
A. Two Star Players
B. Two Staff Upgrades
Winner's Take: One Contract
4. Fleet-Flooted Flea Flicker
A. +2 Fans
B. One Team Upgrade
Winner's Take: Two Staff Upgrades, +1 Fan
5. The Spike! Magazine Trophy
Winner's Take: Three Star Players, +5 Fans
Runner-Up: Two Star Players, +2 Fans
Loser's Compensation: One Star Player
@JusticeforPluto is up.
1/0
Guard
To 2. Star-Studded Spectacle A
@Preda
1/ 0
Guard
@Cerberus next.
Please post player stats, i don't remember all of them.
2 / 1
Standing Skills: Passing OR Sprinting
Downed Skills: Sprinting
Dump-Off
To 2B
I will use the Sprinting skill
@JusticeforPluto
@Bobkins Flymo
Goblin Runner
1 / 0
Skills: Passing
Stunty (When an opposing player attempts to tackle this player, this player's star power is equal to the tackling player's star power)
1/0
Guard
To 1B
Sorry all I didn't see the notification pop up for some reason. My bad.
I'll post one later tonight!
Pogo
1 / 0
Standing Skills: Sprinting, Cheating, Fouling
Downed Skills: Regeneration
Guard
to 4A, use sprinting and fouling
@Preda
Cerberus discards a Dark Elf Blitzer.
Looney
2 / 0
Skills: Tackling, Cheating, Fouling
Dauntless (When this player attempts to tackle an opposing player with higher star power than this player's star power, roll one die and apply that result)
@Preda
@Preda is up
1/ 0
Guard
@Cerberus next.