Oh god did I just sign up for a Chryssalid Phalla?!
"It's gonna get you VIRGIL!"
Egos attempts to shoot Jeff Goldblum with Plasma Rifle. He misses. Turn over. Chryssalid Jeff Goldblum moves five spaces and eats Virgil.
Egos panics and shoots Burnage.
Research laser weapons, sell laser weapons, turn into global high tech arms broker. What aliens?
He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
I'm totally going to be playing a campaign of the game during this Phalla with all the players as my recruits, and we're all going to die horrible deaths in it.
Please make me the assault guy. My me on my game had an almost supernatural ability to charge into a death trap and walk out Alice and surrounded by dead aliens
Okay, PM me if you want any particular gender/skin/hair/beard/voice/armour colour combination, because I'm absolutely going to be doing a progress report of this for the five missions that it takes everyone to get slaughtered in.
Edit: Gumpy's getting his fleshy limbs hacked off ASAP.
Okay, PM me if you want any particular gender/skin/hair/beard/voice/armour colour combination, because I'm absolutely going to be doing a progress report of this for the five missions that it takes everyone to get slaughtered in.
Edit: Gumpy's getting his fleshy limbs hacked off ASAP.
Okay, PM me if you want any particular gender/skin/hair/beard/voice/armour colour combination, because I'm absolutely going to be doing a progress report of this for the five missions that it takes everyone to get slaughtered in.
Edit: Gumpy's getting his fleshy limbs hacked off ASAP.
Just give me a pistol and a stun prod, I'll get you those prisoners!
He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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Poor Gina
"It's gonna get you VIRGIL!"
Egos panics and shoots Burnage.
Research laser weapons, sell laser weapons, turn into global high tech arms broker. What aliens?
Also, good luck trying to hold onto South America. Those jerks are always the first to pull their funding.
Great! A new plasma bolt sponge!
Razors don't know about identical twins. They just cut and cut.
Please make me the assault guy. My me on my game had an almost supernatural ability to charge into a death trap and walk out Alice and surrounded by dead aliens
Island Name: Felinefine
That's X-Com, baby!
Let's take our chances, sign up.
Play Impossible mode and that's every mission. Even the tutorial mission.
I will grasp your plasma bolts and break them across my iron knee
Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
I demand a beard at least as good as my RL one.
Edit: Gumpy's getting his fleshy limbs hacked off ASAP.
Penny Arcade Rockstar Social Club / This is why I despise cyclists
Strap me in the robot
Give me the giant punching fist
Yes.
Red vote for the vote death.
Blue vote for Commander.
Purple vote for the target everyone shoots that night in order to level up.
gawd ;-)
Pink to reveal your birthday.
Good luck getting in range.
I DID think about these things, guys.
That sounds like a challenge.
Just give me a pistol and a stun prod, I'll get you those prisoners!
7 more til we can play, 12 til we can play without a last second change to a tech, and 17 for the full game. Probably start @ at 10.
Christ, so many numbers. What are you, an illuminati? An algebrati?
Math major.
A geomertrati? A calculati?
In other words:
"Good thing we got out of Arcadia before things really went to hell, but...where are we now?"
"Well, we could always just ask?"
"Do you see how heavily guarded this base is? In our uniforms we'd be dogmeat!"
"Well maybe we could ask all those aliens wearing paper-thin disguises if they have any more available."
"Okay, let's make Donut do it."
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