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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Funny thing that only just hit me about the Wild Hunt
    The elven race they belong to are called the Alder Folk, and it was driving me nuts where I had heard that specific tree mentioned in a folkloric context
    And then I remembered my Goethe!
    And realized that this means Eredin is Der Erlkönig

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    metaghost wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Ok, so I'm up to Ugly Baby now and so far I have
    helped Eskel with the Forktail and Lambert with the phylactery.

    How far into the game am I now? I've finished the majority of the Velen, Novigrad and Skellige side quests outside of the gwent and racing stuff and a few Skellige contracts.

    You're in Act 2.

    To be a bit more specific, if you're done the majority of the sidequests up to Ugly Baby then you're probably about 70% done with the game, give or take

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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Funny thing that only just hit me about the Wild Hunt
    The elven race they belong to are called the Alder Folk, and it was driving me nuts where I had heard that specific tree mentioned in a folkloric context
    And then I remembered my Goethe!
    And realized that this means Eredin is Der Erlkönig
    And the previous king was Oberon. Whic is either a Shakespeare reference or a Zelazny reference. Or both.

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    I don't get the fast travel complaint. There are tons of signposts everywhere.
    one thing is it destroys immersion, because you are often forced to run in the opposite direction of your goal to get to the nearest signpost that lets you teleport closer to the objective

    which makes no sense in the world, only in its arbitrary game mechanics

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Still mildly disappointed they didn't stick this song in the game

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvol-YQQ2KI

    He's from Sweden, that's kinda close to Poland! Good enough!

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    Fun fact: The Tallest Man on Earth is actually really short.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    i'm still so sad about this enhanced feline armor

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    i'm still so sad about this enhanced feline armor

    How can anything that covers up those guns be called an enhancement?

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Yeah the basic feline armor model is so good and then the enhanced is like......way less good

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Superior is what I'm using now. It's nice.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    It has METAL ARMS

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    i'm still so sad about this enhanced feline armor

    How can anything that covers up those guns be called an enhancement?

    They should have just gone full fantasy armour logic with it and make each improved version cover less and less until it's just two gloves and the pendant.

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    McHogerMcHoger Registered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    i'm still so sad about this enhanced feline armor

    But it has a Tactleneck!

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Yeah sorry but it's got a tactical turtleneck

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I am Champion of Champions now.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Bald Mountain
    If only more decisions relating to interdimensional apocalyptic events were decided over a game of rock paper scissors.

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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Bald Mountain
    If only more decisions relating to interdimensional apocalyptic events were decided over a game of rock paper scissors.

    They are such dorks

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I kinda wish I knew that second spoiler before I went and did Triss' stuff last night.
    But Yen's actions during the nameless quests rubbed me the wrong way so hard that I immediately left the Isles and went to talk to Triss.

    yes betgirl

    join us

    Like... (Nameless/The Calm before the Storm)
    I get why Yen was in a hurry and all that. But I'm so not down with using someone else's powerful religious site as a battery to talk to a dead guy and also necromancy is pretty fucked up! That corpse was screaming!

    Fuck all of it, no thank you, check please

    bad parent opinions

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    ShenShen Registered User regular
    Starting to enjoy this a fair bit; it has way too many quests. Like, they're fun and all, but there are too many? There are too many.

    The fast travel continues to annoy. Summon horse, ride to nearest signpost, dismount, travel to signpost nearest quest marker, call horse, ride to objective. Yoooooooo. Yo. That is not okay.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    I kinda wish I knew that second spoiler before I went and did Triss' stuff last night.
    But Yen's actions during the nameless quests rubbed me the wrong way so hard that I immediately left the Isles and went to talk to Triss.

    yes betgirl

    join us

    Like... (Nameless/The Calm before the Storm)
    I get why Yen was in a hurry and all that. But I'm so not down with using someone else's powerful religious site as a battery to talk to a dead guy and also necromancy is pretty fucked up! That corpse was screaming!

    Fuck all of it, no thank you, check please

    bad parent opinions

    Eh

    I was very much not into it.
    I get the "do anything for your kids" argument, but I'm gonna draw the line at resurrecting the dead and destroying a community's religious gardens.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    I rarely use horses and boats. The Witcher 3 is a run/walk/swim game for me. The racing is soo bad.

    I think the Encumbrance system is bad though. Even with the best saddlebags, I'm generally rolling with 144/160 when I sell my excess items.
    Meaning, I'm carrying an extra set of witcher gear and the rest of it is ".01" individually weighted crafting supplies.
    I can't pick up much loot, even with the fiend decoction bumping the weight maximum up to 180.
    There really should be storage somewhere.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    so with endings
    radovid overran the north, emyhr died, yen and geralt had a happy life and ciri witched around

    also the turtleneck on feline armor looks dumb as hell

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    I kinda wish I knew that second spoiler before I went and did Triss' stuff last night.
    But Yen's actions during the nameless quests rubbed me the wrong way so hard that I immediately left the Isles and went to talk to Triss.

    yes betgirl

    join us

    Like... (Nameless/The Calm before the Storm)
    I get why Yen was in a hurry and all that. But I'm so not down with using someone else's powerful religious site as a battery to talk to a dead guy and also necromancy is pretty fucked up! That corpse was screaming!

    Fuck all of it, no thank you, check please

    bad parent opinions

    Eh

    I was very much not into it.
    I get the "do anything for your kids" argument, but I'm gonna draw the line at resurrecting the dead and destroying a community's religious gardens.

    full Neeson, no exceptions

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    The Nithing was maybe the easiest moral choice i've had to make so far.

    Aistan on
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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    so with endings
    radovid overran the north, emyhr died, yen and geralt had a happy life and ciri witched around

    also the turtleneck on feline armor looks dumb as hell

    ending
    Man the Radovid ending is fuckin' dark

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    Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    I kinda wish I knew that second spoiler before I went and did Triss' stuff last night.
    But Yen's actions during the nameless quests rubbed me the wrong way so hard that I immediately left the Isles and went to talk to Triss.

    yes betgirl

    join us

    Like... (Nameless/The Calm before the Storm)
    I get why Yen was in a hurry and all that. But I'm so not down with using someone else's powerful religious site as a battery to talk to a dead guy and also necromancy is pretty fucked up! That corpse was screaming!

    Fuck all of it, no thank you, check please

    bad parent opinions

    Eh

    I was very much not into it.
    I get the "do anything for your kids" argument, but I'm gonna draw the line at resurrecting the dead and destroying a community's religious gardens.
    Ciri isn't just a kid though, she is far more important than a single shrine to Freya.

    It's absolutely understandable that the community would tell you to fuck off for that though. Not everyone knows the potential danger of Ciri's power.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Holy crap, Bald Mountain
    Damn, that pocket sand Igni was dirty as hell.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Holy crap, Bald Mountain
    Damn, that pocket sand Igni was dirty as hell.

    shi shi shawwwwwwwwwwww

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    One of my favorite things about the final battle

    endgame spoilers
    Is the way Eredin talks all that good shit about fighting Geralt. He ain't scared of Geralt, he's got this witcher shit PEGGED, bring it on you pale little man

    And by this point you're so beefed out on various things - and maybe you are running archgriffin decoction, like me - that the boss fight itself is a cakewalk because it can't be anything else

    And the designers know it. In the cutscene that ends the fight Geralt is practically toying with him while Eredin is fighting for his life, he goes in for a serious blow and Geralt does the very sort of maneuver Eredin made fun of and takes out his god damn eye, and with the same nonchalance stabs him through the god damn chest

    It was never a question of who was going to win that fight, because Eredin is an inter-dimensional wizard king motherfucker, but Geralt is Geralt and you're not going to be able to kill Geralt in a sword fight

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Endgame
    Immerlith was way harder than Eredin

    Maybe he should've been in charge

    Should've thought of a cool voice changing helmet, buddy

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I was finishing isle of mists when it got super dusty and all this stuff was in my eyes

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Speaking of Isle of Mists
    It literally only just occurred to me who those Dwarves were.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Skellige
    How does anyone even think Hjalmar would be a better ruler than Cerys, sheesh

    ....also I kind of want a reason to make a Cerys costume because she is neat-o

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Skellige
    How does anyone even think Hjalmar would be a better ruler than Cerys, sheesh

    ....also I kind of want a reason to make a Cerys costume because she is neat-o
    Hjalmar would've been a good traditional ruler of Skellige

    But, fortunately for Skellige, what the Witcher universe needs is to break from as many traditions as possible

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Ooooo, one DLC this week. What number is that? 11? 13?

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I feel like, with all of this free stuff, when they release the first legit DLC add on, I'll have an entirely new game to play.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    I feel like, with all of this free stuff, when they release the first legit DLC add on, I'll have an entirely new game to play.

    The two announced expansions are supposed to be 10 and 20 hours long

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Glad I bought the season pass. I never do, but I had a feeling about this one.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Through Time and Space
    I was expecting a terrifying cry of "OOOOO LAAAAAHH" to burst out of nowhere the whole time I was in that red moss world.

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