Like I'll go to Penn Station and get some fries and in the back near the god fearing American choice of condiments the have big bottles of malt vinegar.
For anybody wondering, a nice slice of cheddar on a piece of apple pie is fucking delicious. You know that whole salty/sweet thing? Yeah, right there. Hey! I was skeptical at first myself! You should try it at least once though. I also really like Grape-Nuts but they seem to give me heartburn for some reason. They are the best when mixed into yogurt.
White vinegar on fries is the best, malt is only so-so. Sounds fancy, tastes worse.
Also mayo on fries is a thing overseas because their mayo isn't the same as ours and it makes more sense in that context. Kinda runnier, boy was I surprised the first time I went to use it.
Vinegar with fries (on the side though, so you can have your choice of quantity per fry) is awesome. It's like salt and vinegar chips but better because fries.
For anybody wondering, a nice slice of cheddar on a piece of apple pie is fucking delicious. You know that whole salty/sweet thing? Yeah, right there. Hey! I was skeptical at first myself! You should try it at least once though. I also really like Grape-Nuts but they seem to give me heartburn for some reason. They are the best when mixed into yogurt.
If you make the pie, you can toss a handful or so of grated cheddar into the filling, too. Just disappears into it, so it never looks "cheesey", but adds that same flavor. It's like mayonnaise in chocolate cake.
It took me way longer to reconcile putting cheese on dessert pies than it did with ice cream. But yeah, it's good. Don't use slices though. Grated melts better and gives you more of those crispy bits, which is the best part.
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Destroyah, I think you're in the wrong thread. This isn't the bad joke (calendar) thread.
I post in every thread like I'm the bad joke thread.
... wait, that came out wrong.
Party hard kid, party hard.
There's a Whataburger 3 minutes away from me so I guess I'll stick with that.
Every thread is the bad joke thread.
Mayo on fries ain't bad
Like, probably not gonna do it on the reg, because I don't really like condiments (and these were real good fries)
But I respect it as an option
I'm gonna pretend this post stops here so I can agree with you that grape nuts are awesome
Gross.
Malt Vinegar on fries is the best.
but they're listening to every word I say
but they're listening to every word I say
But I may not eat mustard but at least I respect it.
You should call up Jesus and say that you want a replacement tongue, because you got a defective one. Before the warranty expires.
Just ring up the Catholic church and ask for their warranty department.
but they're listening to every word I say
All gross.
Also mayo on fries is a thing overseas because their mayo isn't the same as ours and it makes more sense in that context. Kinda runnier, boy was I surprised the first time I went to use it.
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Vinegar and salt potato chips...yes.
Chips are just a warmer, potato-ier version of crisps, for our English forumers.
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My favorite is always biscuits and jelly - breakfast or dessert?
Also, salt and vinegar chips with apple juice is a wonderful combination.
If you make the pie, you can toss a handful or so of grated cheddar into the filling, too. Just disappears into it, so it never looks "cheesey", but adds that same flavor. It's like mayonnaise in chocolate cake.
that is a pie fact
nonsense about pies
your opinions are wrongheaded in this instance.
White vinegar is a bit too harsh.
but they're listening to every word I say