You are all gathered at the local 7-11. Local legends speak of a nearby abandoned mini mall that is full of priceless treasure. You have prepared for the journey, and are looking for help locating the mall. The 7-11 has three people in it, and is otherwise fairly dead right now. The cashier is looking at your party with a bit of exasperation.
What will you do?
I approach the cashier and simultaneously use my beholder beam and rockin minotaur pecs to convince him to tell me where the mall is
MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
I stare at the cashier while pulling a knife from my corset and sensually touching myself with it. Also I buy some funyuns and a monster coffee to stock up for the journey.
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KNOCK KNOCK DING DONG hello comrades *voice cracks, pimples pop* i've got three extra large hawaiiangrads for miss flymo?
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Geth roll 1d9 for sensuality
sensuality:
1d99 [1d9=9]
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Fucking hell, Rorus, Hawaiian? Really?
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You are all gathered at the local 7-11. Local legends speak of a nearby abandoned mini mall that is full of priceless treasure. You have prepared for the journey, and are looking for help locating the mall. The 7-11 has three people in it, and is otherwise fairly dead right now. The cashier is looking at your party with a bit of exasperation.
Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
I'll take the hawaiian pies if nobody else wants em
free pizza handouts is indeed our business model comrade *multiple zits are born and die before your eyes, clad in the same red as our countrymen of old, glory to the motherland* please distribute these among your compatriots but know that this will consume your entire month's ration of pizza if you do not have a coupon
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
Rorus, for fuck's sake, keep it down out here. No I don't fucking care if you got Hawaiian pizza, some of us have to work in the goddamn morning and if Kevin wakes me up at 3 in the fucking morning one more time I am kicking all of you out.
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I am a Dwarf Warrior from a distant land. Your ways and customs are strange to me. I see a crying baby and calm it with my soothing chest hairs which are also part of my beard
Rorus, for fuck's sake, keep it down out here. No I don't fucking care if you got Hawaiian pizza, some of us have to work in the goddamn morning and if Kevin wakes me up at 3 in the fucking morning one more time I am kicking all of you out.
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I approach the cashier and simultaneously use my beholder beam and rockin minotaur pecs to convince him to tell me where the mall is
"It's about six miles from here, near the old Radio Shack!" he stammers.
Metalbourne, please roll for sensuality.
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I thank the owner through a complex series of eye winks and pec pops
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Unfortunately the other store patrons are too distracted by the knifeplay to give a coherent answer to your inquiries.
impregnate him
I consult my anima to see if he can smell the telltale stench of failure that surrounds the radioshack that is near the fabled mall
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geth roll 1d20
Better be some cheetos too.
free pizza handouts is indeed our business model comrade *multiple zits are born and die before your eyes, clad in the same red as our countrymen of old, glory to the motherland* please distribute these among your compatriots but know that this will consume your entire month's ration of pizza if you do not have a coupon
The cashier has had enough of your half-horseshit and asks your party to leave.
Nullzone, I'll split this with you.
excuse me minotaurs are not half horse thats centaurs RACIST
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Kevin's not here, man!