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Who would win in a fight between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder

YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
edited October 2015 in Social Entropy++
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Who would win in a fight between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder 43 votes

Ray Charles
39%
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Stevie Wonder
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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Stevie Wonder
    Stevie Wonder.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    WeedLordVegeta wrote: »
    Stevie Wonder.

    holy fucking shit

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Stevie Wonder
    I first thought this was a necroposted thread from 2007

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    WeedLordVegeta wrote: »
    Stevie Wonder.

    holy fucking shit

    That is

    Wow

    That is convincing

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    i have no snoop dog in this fight

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    i have no snoop dog in this fight
    Who would win in a fight

    Snoop Dogg or Snoop Lion

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    i misspelled snoop dogg's name. i vote that i be ejected into space as punishment

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    well all stevie has to do is go to ray's grave and pummel his skeleton for a while

    seems like a one-sided fight tbh

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    i have no snoop dog in this fight
    Who would win in a fight

    Snoop Dogg or Snoop Lion

    Snoop Dogg

    Lion ain't a fighter unless he's fighting for Zion

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    also definitely dogg. young and hungry versus sedate and, frankly, very grown

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    also definitely dogg. young and hungry versus sedate and, frankly, very grown
    Mods?????

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Stevie Wonder
    YaYa wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    i have no snoop dog in this fight
    Who would win in a fight

    Snoop Dogg or Snoop Lion

    Snoop Dogg

    Lion ain't a fighter unless he's fighting for Zion

    he recorded this when he was still channeling the lion spirit

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXlvmP_bVSs

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Stevie Wonder
    i see we already covered that stevie can see

    but the real question is whether ray charles is a zatoichi

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    also definitely dogg. young and hungry versus sedate and, frankly, very grown

    What if lion trained with his cousin the boss sasha banks

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Stevie Wonder
    see, what I get out of that Gawker article is that Stevie Wonder is Daredevil

    so yeah, all in on Stevland Hardaway Morris

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    i see we already covered that stevie can see

    but the real question is whether ray charles is a zatoichi

    wait I thought Zatoichi could see

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    also definitely dogg. young and hungry versus sedate and, frankly, very grown
    Mods?????

    very grown as in has a great big boner?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    nightmarenny wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    WeedLordVegeta wrote: »
    Stevie Wonder.

    holy fucking shit

    That is

    Wow

    That is convincing

    no it isn't

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    also definitely dogg. young and hungry versus sedate and, frankly, very grown
    Mods?????

    ever heard of a little thing called "freedom of speech," dinosaur? the mods can't touch me while i'm engaging with democracy (so long as we keep this all under god)

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    see, what I get out of that Gawker article is that Stevie Wonder is Daredevil

    so yeah, all in on Stevland Hardaway Morris

    steveland??????

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    i see we already covered that stevie can see

    but the real question is whether ray charles is a zatoichi

    wait I thought Zatoichi could see

    only in the 2003 version, which is not canon but is still cool

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Stevie Wonder
    YaYa wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    i see we already covered that stevie can see

    but the real question is whether ray charles is a zatoichi

    wait I thought Zatoichi could see

    you thought zatoichi, the blind swordsman, could see?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    what if stevie wonder was having a pajama party in a house lined with improbable traps and security cameras controlled by ray charles' skeleton

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Stevie Wonder
    crwth wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    see, what I get out of that Gawker article is that Stevie Wonder is Daredevil

    so yeah, all in on Stevland Hardaway Morris

    steveland??????

    He was born Stevland Hardaway Judkins, possibly the greatest name ever printed on a birth certificate.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Stevie Wonder
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    i see we already covered that stevie can see

    but the real question is whether ray charles is a zatoichi

    i think there is video footage of candles next to ray charles somewhere and I've almost positive they don't slowly slide in half as if cut cleanly by a master swordsman

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    also definitely dogg. young and hungry versus sedate and, frankly, very grown
    Mods?????

    ever heard of a little thing called "freedom of speech," dinosaur? the mods can't touch me while i'm engaging with democracy (so long as we keep this all under god)
    Freedom of Speech doesn't apply in space which you are hurtling towards under your own request! CHECK AND MATE, T. FLOOSEY

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    also that was beat takeshi, who is the baddest dude

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    also definitely dogg. young and hungry versus sedate and, frankly, very grown

    What if lion trained with his cousin the boss sasha banks

    objectively, this would be a fairer fight (objectively)

    though were the true self, "calvin," to ever enter the ring, that's who i'd be putting my money on

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Stevie Wonder
    zatoichi is genuinely an important movie franchise in my life

    when I was a teenager I'd watch them with my dad, who was reliving his army days

    during vietnam he was running communications from hawaii and the only channels they had were japanese channels so after a 72 hour shift he'd crash in his bunk and watch zatoichi movies

    i think those were like, the first things my dad and I ever really watched together for any extended period of time

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    see, what I get out of that Gawker article is that Stevie Wonder is Daredevil

    so yeah, all in on Stevland Hardaway Morris

    steveland??????

    He was born Stevland Hardaway Judkins, possibly the greatest name ever printed on a birth certificate.
    I dunno, I checked a dude into my hotel once who was named LAZARUS BRONSON

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Stevie Wonder
    WeedLordVegeta wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    i see we already covered that stevie can see

    but the real question is whether ray charles is a zatoichi

    i think there is video footage of candles next to ray charles somewhere and I've almost positive they don't slowly slide in half as if cut cleanly by a master swordsman

    ray's fucked

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Stevie Wonder
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Whippy wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    also definitely dogg. young and hungry versus sedate and, frankly, very grown

    What if lion trained with his cousin the boss sasha banks

    objectively, this would be a fairer fight (objectively)

    though were the true self, "calvin," to ever enter the ring, that's who i'd be putting my money on

    as soon as calvin steps into the ring, though, snoop doog immediately gains the power of laser blasts from his fingertips, per the rules of calvinball

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    i see we already covered that stevie can see

    but the real question is whether ray charles is a zatoichi

    wait I thought Zatoichi could see

    you thought zatoichi, the blind swordsman, could see?

    listen I've only seen the Beat Takeshi movie shut up

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    see, what I get out of that Gawker article is that Stevie Wonder is Daredevil

    so yeah, all in on Stevland Hardaway Morris

    steveland??????

    He was born Stevland Hardaway Judkins, possibly the greatest name ever printed on a birth certificate.
    I dunno, I checked a dude into my hotel once who was named LAZARUS BRONSON

    wolf blitzer is a cool as fuck name

    too bad it's attached to a dingleberry

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    see, what I get out of that Gawker article is that Stevie Wonder is Daredevil

    so yeah, all in on Stevland Hardaway Morris

    steveland??????

    He was born Stevland Hardaway Judkins, possibly the greatest name ever printed on a birth certificate.

    your body is a stevland

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Stevie Wonder
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also that was beat takeshi, who is the baddest dude

    Beat Takeshi vs. circa 1954 Toshiro Mifune. Who you got?

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    Why I fear the ocean.
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also that was beat takeshi, who is the baddest dude

    Beat Takeshi vs. circa 1954 Toshiro Mifune. Who you got?

    tokyo is fucked

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    also mifune

    takeshi is like 70

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    also definitely dogg. young and hungry versus sedate and, frankly, very grown
    Mods?????

    ever heard of a little thing called "freedom of speech," dinosaur? the mods can't touch me while i'm engaging with democracy (so long as we keep this all under god)
    Freedom of Speech doesn't apply in space which you are hurtling towards under your own request! CHECK AND MATE, T. FLOOSEY

    damn!!!

    before i leave the earth's atmosphere, i just want you to know.....you're beautiful..........i just want you to know....you're my favorite giiiiiiirl

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Stevie Wonder
    You will be hard-pressed to convince me that anyone could beat toshiro mifune in almost anything

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