KNEEL BEFORE YOUR JITTERY GOD.
So pretty much all of us partake of this substance in some way, this wondrous stimulant that doubles as
a natural pesticide. These days there are as many ways to antagonise one's adenosine receptors as there are people staying up until 2:30 the night before a final exam doing another run on Iron Forge.
How do you get your fix? Red Bull, V, Bawls? Espressos so strong they let you see the face of god, or lattes that are basically hot milk from a cow that was once shown a picture of a coffee bean? Do you get headaches if you stop drinking? Have you ever over-indulged and woken up three days later on the outskirts of Salt Lake City? Or do you just, you know, sleep more than six hours a night?
Talk to me, SE++. I'll be here until dawn.
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man i'm lucky if i can have more than two without feeling all gross
The ad for it has monkeys, though.
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Do you have TP for my bunghole?
i had some of that. tastes kind of like ginger ale, right?
it wasn't what i expected.
i'm the kind of person who doesn't drink a lot of caffeine because when i want it, i want it to work
Not really, that was Futurama.
But I drink about 3-4 cups of coffee per day, and I'll substitute a BAWLS in if I'm having a really hard time waking up.
Really gets me going in the morning.
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Also, I drink it black, so that might make it healthier than 9 packets of sugar.
When I'm on a work term, I usually have about 4 cups of coffee before lunch; it gives me the jitters, but damn it it's all I can do to keep from falling asleep.
You mean the amount or the unhealthy factor?
Yeah, dead serious about the amount. Its okay though, about a quarter of the cup is skim milk. I like my coffee sissyfied, more like coffee ice cream than actual coffee.
lostwords, what happened to your '4'? Just now noticed its gone.
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Just a cup of something nice and warm.
I once ordered a large coffee at one of those Java Joe places. They basically brought me out a soup bowl of coffee with a handle on it.
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In fact, I gave up anything stronger than regular Coke years ago.
What are you?
Buddhist?
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i don't get all jittery or nothing, but when i go work out i sweat like a mofo
i've pretty much built up an immunity to stimulants from years of meth abuse
although, i'm sure if i got my hands on some crank i could work up some pretty hardcore heart palpitations
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
I'm high strung and jittery enough on my own without the help of stimulates.
Last time I had a mountain dew, I fidgeted so much I couldn't sit still.
Starfuck, you are like Bizarro Wrench.
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You damn kids and your crazy meth habits.