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Most Merciful [chat]

The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
edited December 2015 in Debate and/or Discourse
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@RMS Oceanic , come, join me. I've been reading through [chat]s past and admiring your contributions. You're a very clever little ocean liner; you'll make a grand emperor one day.

You've no doubt read the stories of the great Mark Antony and his many adventures in Egypt? You recall the delightful fable of the queen killing herself with a snake?


Well, [chat] - if you're very good - perhaps tomorrow night @RMS Oceanic and I will tell you the story of emperor Claudius, who was betrayed by those closest to him. By his own [chat]. They whispered in dark corners, went out late at night and conspired and conspired, but the emperor Claudius knew they were up to something. He knew they were busy little [chat]ters. And one night he sat down with one of them and he looked at her and he said, "Tell me what you've been doing busy little [chat]ter or I shall strike down those dearest to you. You shall watch as I bathe in their blood."

And the emperor was heartbroken. The little [chat]ter had wounded him more deeply than anyone else could ever have done.

And what do you think happened then, @RMS Oceanic ?

Is this [chat] not merciful?
IS THIS [CHAT] not merciful?

With Love and Courage
The Ender on

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
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    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This chat is a disgrace.

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I am doubling down on disavow in the RMS chat.

    Long may Ender's chat reign!

    I ate an engineer
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I don't know what to believe anymore.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I endorse this chat as the one true chat that followed the established rites of succession

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Good [chat].

    I am entertained.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    ooooo

    im gonna love you

    like im gonna lose you

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    and im gonna hold you

    like im saying goodbye-eye-eye-eye-eyeeeeeeeeee

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    *googles conversation starters*

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    so anyone else really busy for the holidays? I still need to do a bunch of xmas shopping. dad is the hardest to buy for every year

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    *googles conversation starters*

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYfpVqZSrsE

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Oh, @Sir Landshark


    My one faithful apostle.

    The last honest man in this treacherous world.


    (I don't know what apostle means)

    With Love and Courage
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    so anyone else really busy for the holidays? I still need to do a bunch of xmas shopping. dad is the hardest to buy for every year

    "It's the humidity, not the heat."

    *nods, sips beer*

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    where did this come from?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    where did this come from?

    see chanus when the last chat was closed, the ender was selected to make the new chat

    and he did

    this isn't 'Nam chanus, there are rules

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    where did this come from?

    see chanus when the last chat was closed, the ender was selected to make the new chat

    and he did

    this isn't 'Nam chanus, there are rules

    what a world

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    I was the chosen one. Like Anakin.


    No wait not like that I mean uh

    With Love and Courage
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    man if I were in anakins shoes I would've gone dark side too

    probably would've stopped short of killing a bunch of innocents but

    gimme that force power im gonna save my true love

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    if you were in anakins shoes you'd be like

    ow ow ow these tiny ass shoes wtf

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    man if I were in anakins shoes I would've gone dark side too

    probably would've stopped short of killing a bunch of innocents but

    gimme that force power im gonna save my true love

    The dark side is seductive and turns people into assholes. He probably wouldn't have killed a bunch of kids if the dark side didn't fuck with him.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Solomaxwell6 wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    man if I were in anakins shoes I would've gone dark side too

    probably would've stopped short of killing a bunch of innocents but

    gimme that force power im gonna save my true love

    The dark side is seductive and turns people into assholes. He probably wouldn't have killed a bunch of kids if the dark side didn't fuck with him.

    sounds like jedi propaganda

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    where are the studies?

    show me your proof

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    man if I were in anakins shoes I would've gone dark side too

    probably would've stopped short of killing a bunch of innocents but

    gimme that force power im gonna save my true love

    If they didn't kill the Jedi generals, they would have stopped the plot.
    If they didn't kill the Younglings, they would grow up and want revenge.
    Instead of choking her, Anakin should have Force thrown Padme into the lava with the twins in her belly but he got sentimental and sloppy and the Death Star blew up as a result.

    Kill everyone and start fresh is the best move.

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    What if Anakin just died in a pod racing crash. That would have been nice.

    I ate an engineer
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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    where are the studies?

    show me your proof

    Only a Sith would demand scientific evidence.


    A Jedi can feel the truth following through the force.

    With Love and Courage
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    idk I bet the younglings could've been brought over

    the jedi generals weren't innocents anyways

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    where are the studies?

    show me your proof

    Only a Sith would demand scientific evidence.


    A Jedi can feel the truth following through the force.

    Sith = Dems

    Jedi = GOP

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    choose wisely ender!

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    where are the studies?

    show me your proof

    Only a Sith would demand scientific evidence.


    A Jedi can feel the truth following through the force.

    Sith = Dems

    Jedi = GOP

    But sith have red lightsabers and Jedi have blue!

    (And green. And purple. And...)

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    where are the studies?

    show me your proof

    Only a Sith would demand scientific evidence.


    A Jedi can feel the truth following through the force.

    Sith = Dems

    Jedi = GOP

    But sith have red lightsabers and Jedi have blue!

    (And green. And purple. And...)

    those colors were determined before the 2000 election so shouldn't be considered to have any bearing on the current relationships between color and party

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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