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ITT: Tacos

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    but it's so God-awful I had to show someone this shit. I can't come across something like that and not share.

    What were you, looking for 21 Jump Street eroto-fanfics?


    oddly enough.... was looking for oblivion walkthroughs and a friend sent me a link with "omg omg omg.... go look and tell me not to shoot myself"

    Did you at least find some good walkthroughs

  • ZeroFillZeroFill Registered User regular
    just gay erotic oblivion fanfics

  • tuggatugga how neat is that thats pretty neatRegistered User regular
    back on topic

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Fuck you guys, it is 2am and I can't cook anything right now, I hate you all.

    (So delicious)

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    just gay erotic oblivion fanfics

    urge... to google.... is so.... so... strong

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Slade fucking Raven, an animated fanfic.

    No but really, they drew it pretty well.

    Did I say fucking? I meant raping.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    Slade fucking Raven, an animated fanfic.

    No but really, they drew it pretty well.

    Did I say fucking? I meant raping.

    ohh... in that case...

  • ZetaZeta Registered User
    Guys am I going crazy or does Scarlet Johanson kind of look like Charlize Theron

  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    No they're both blonde

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Slade fucking Raven, an animated fanfic.

    No but really, they drew it pretty well.

    Did I say fucking? I meant raping.

    ohh... in that case...

    come on guys

    it's art

    you have to appreciate the message trying to be conveyed

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Slade fucking Raven, an animated fanfic.

    No but really, they drew it pretty well.

    Did I say fucking? I meant raping.

    ohh... in that case...

    come on guys

    it's art

    you have to appreciate the message trying to be conveyed


    Raven was asking for it?

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Slade fucking Raven, an animated fanfic.

    No but really, they drew it pretty well.

    Did I say fucking? I meant raping.

    ohh... in that case...

    come on guys

    it's art

    you have to appreciate the message trying to be conveyed


    Raven was asking for it?

    I think the underlying text was "Robin should have put out."

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Zeta wrote: »
    Guys am I going crazy or does Scarlet Johanson kind of look like Charlize Theron
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    I always thought they could easily be sisters
    Charlize, the older, hotter, more experienced one.

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.

    You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:

    Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
    Get 2 Tacos.
    Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.

    Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.

    The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.

    chillaxton.jpg
    any major dude will tell you
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.

    You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:

    Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
    Get 2 Tacos.
    Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.

    Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.

    The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.

    And diabeetus.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Registered User regular
    A Tacoger with a Taco back

    mmm

    I can feel my aorta wince in anticipation

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.

    You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:

    Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
    Get 2 Tacos.
    Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.

    Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.

    The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.

    And diabeetus.

    Diabeetus was made up by terrorists, if you don't eat this, then they win.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    I'll eat it

  • ZeroFillZeroFill Registered User regular
    never forget

  • ZeroFillZeroFill Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.

    You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:

    Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
    Get 2 Tacos.
    Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.

    Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.

    The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.

    seriously

    did you eat a cheeseburger with a taco in it

    because if you did, you are all that is man

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I would make a sandwich, but instead of bread, use the tacos, and instead of some deli style cuts of meat and cheese, I'd use the cheeseburger.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    I do this on a regular basis.

    Basically any time I am in a hurry or it is extremely late at night I go to Jack in the Box and get a Tacoger.

    chillaxton.jpg
    any major dude will tell you
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Registered User regular
    I feel like I have to try this

    it's a challenge set before me, like a man who has discovered a huge mountain and realizes he must scale it's sheer face

  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Guys. Guys. I have something of dire import to share with you all.

    You're hungry, right? Need some tacos. So here's what the fuck you do:

    Drive your hungry self down to Jack in the Box.
    Get 2 Tacos.
    Get your dollar cheeseburger of choice, be it Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, Big Cheeseburger, or what have you.

    Okay, here's the part that will blow your mind. Take one of those tacos. Then put it on the cheeseburger. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....The Tacoger.

    The best part is, when you're done, you've still got a motherfucking taco left over.

    And diabeetus.

    you gotta add ice cream and a piece of cake for diabeetus

    maybe a fried dong

  • tuggatugga how neat is that thats pretty neatRegistered User regular
    we dont have jack in the box here

    FUCK YOU OKLAHOMA

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    It is a thing which all men must come to grips with. The fact that they look at food which is not, per se, safe, and think to themselves, "I must devour this."

    I have weathered the storm that is the Tacoger and I say to you, sir, that it is an experience which cannot be diluted by surroundings. For the five minutes it will take you to consume this...Cadillac of foods, there will be nothing wrong with the world.

    chillaxton.jpg
    any major dude will tell you
  • MunacraMunacra Registered User
    fuck this.

    Night guys. I'm going to go eat a tacoger.

    I'll post again if I still live.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    I was SO close to getting one of those Hearty Man meals

    but man do they only sell breakfast? I want a dinner one

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and try a tacoger at Jack in the Crack but based on previous experience, their tacos are pretty crap.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    look at me i'm druhim and i only eat somewhat high quality food

  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    Homeless wrote: »
    look at me i'm druhim and i only eat somewhat high quality food

    ooh la dee da

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    I eat crap and I have the colon of a god to show for it

    you women

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Registered User regular
    a large intestine cast in bronze

    it's steam powered

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    You and me, Rannydos. Guts of iron. Hand me that jar of jalapenos. And the mayonnaise.

    Men like you and I look at regular chili-mac and laugh, laugh I tell you. We are the men who throw a pile of cheese on that and wash it down with more cheese.

    And that, my friends, is what you call a First Course.

    chillaxton.jpg
    any major dude will tell you
  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    who was the pussy who was talking about assburning from mexican food?

    YOU GOT A WEAK ASSHOLE BOY

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    My ass has gotten weak in my old age.

    Now I suffer for the glorious tastes my tongue demands.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    what the hell, who refuses cheese because of their intestines?

    I grew UP on cheese and milk and eating the bones of lesser creatures

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Registered User regular
    Homeless wrote: »
    who was the pussy who was talking about assburning from mexican food?

    YOU GOT A WEAK ASSHOLE BOY

    I made mention of it out of concern for other's assholes


    the only thing that has made me shit fire are:

    one time I ate a whole bag of flamin hot cheetos for lunch, boy did I fucking pay the piper on that one

    and this other time I went into a mcdonalds, drunk, in singapore

    they have this chicken sandwich there called a "McSpicy" and it's fucking delicious, and I was so drunk that I didn't care it was burning the shit out of my mouth

    I think that one got me out of bed in the middle of the night

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Food has never made me shit weird.

    Except this one time when I ate a bag of dried cherries. My poop was sick for a day.

    chillaxton.jpg
    any major dude will tell you
  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I remember once I was at a friend's condo at 3 am after a night of drinking and we're getting pretty hungry so Darcy starts going through Phil's cupboards looking for stuff to throw together and she grabs some refried beans and pita and hummus and other stuff including some racha sauce. She's not too familiar with it so she squeezes a bunch of racha sauce all over these pitas and the guys thought it was ketchup. Then they were moaning about how hot it was but damn with everything else it was tasty and I was hungry so more for me.

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