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[Super Best Friends Play] i have to arrest myself for honking my own dick

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Enlong wrote: »
    The fact that this game never shows what's going on inside the turtle, in favor of just showing Stoic McTimestop grunting at the end of each cutscene, is the biggest missed opportunity.

    at least oldseph is featured prominently

    True enough. He is pretty great.

    The stunt he pulled to defuse the fatal argument in this episode was quite good.

    he just wants to show caesar how cool hermit purple is

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    And Caeser can't see it, so he can use it to prank him super hard.

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    Because Pat couldn't be bothered to name the author of the video, you can check out The Fall of Bleach here.

    I'll never not be salty about Chad.

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    I sometimes wonder what it'd have been like if the series had stuck to fighting the ghost of the week in his hometown. That hard shift to afterlife politics and conspiracy was one hell of a gear change.

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Professor Snugglesworth was warned for this.
    Someone somewhere said it best by describing Bleach as a grade school pretend fight between two kids who constantly pull bullshit powers out of their asses to outdo their opponent.

    "Ha ha! I hit you with my ultimate attack!"

    "Nun uh, I blocked it with my ultimate shield!"

    "Oh yeah? Well my hidden attack breaks your shield!"

    "W...well I knew you were gonna do that! That's why my super duper mega attack just happened to beat your...."

    Etc etc

    Tube on
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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    XBL: Stealth Crane PSN: ajpet12 3DS: 1160-9999-5810 NNID: StealthCrane Pokemon Scarlet Name: Carmen
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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Someone somewhere said it best by describing Bleach as a grade school pretend fight between two kids who constantly pull bullshit powers out of their asses to outdo their opponent.

    "Ha ha! I hit you with my ultimate attack!"

    "Nun uh, I blocked it with my ultimate shield!"

    "Oh yeah? Well my hidden attack breaks your shield!"

    "W...well I knew you were gonna do that! That's why my super duper mega attack just happened to beat your...."

    Etc etc
    Is "no anime" a super hard concept for you to wrap your head around?

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    You need to clarify that you're talking about the rock opera.

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    Moth 13Moth 13 Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwjASSqb9W8

    The continuing adventures of Niermin, greatest hero in the world.

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    Lucky Ted did nothing wrong.

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    Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    I just finished Ep 24 of Nier and I know that I'm super late to the party, but Pat's eagerness to jump right back in is absolutely amazing. And then ultimately disappointing. Hooray text!

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    The text stuff was far from disappointing

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Reynolds wrote: »
    Lucky Ted did nothing wrong.

    It was not me who was unlucky. It was the world.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    lucky ted's luck is going to run out

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    lucky ted's luck is going to run out

    but will he commit inadvertent genocide to get it back?

    yes

    the answer is yes he will

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    masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    It's not even really that inadvertent

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    *queue updates*

    Oh?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=691RrF9pnaU

    Oh.

    OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    It's not even really that inadvertent

    He just doesn't know what race it is.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Why the fuck do people keep giving David Cage money to make games? Take the money you give to David Cage and give it to SWERY. Think of what SWERY could do with a ridiculous budget.

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    SWERY games are good LP material

    Cage games are legendary LP material

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    Why the fuck do people keep giving David Cage money to make games? Take the money you give to David Cage and give it to SWERY. Think of what SWERY could do with a ridiculous budget.

    make a very expensive unplayable game?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    You have been the victim of a violent attack. Go home and skate it off fuckboivin.

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    masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    D4 is perfectly playable

    It's how i know SWERY isn't just a one-off wonder and could actually do some impressive and consistent stuff given the right conditions

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    d4 is a bad game with bad systems that is once again charming because swery is a wonderful innocent creature that is insane in a good way

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    masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    "Unplayable" is not the same thing as "system i don't enjoy"

    The stamina thing is divisive but it works the way it should, unlike most of DP, bless it's little heart

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    the catch is that it's often the case in the video game industry that the only way to be a video game writer is to also be a video game director

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    18 minutes in till we got a a short-haired brunette that was half-naked

    we got a david cage game here folks

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    Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    The text stuff was far from disappointing

    Disappointing on Pat's part, I mean.

    I believe the quote was something along the lines of "I just want to see who I play as!" And then, text. Nothing against the game, I like the white on black text bits, but it was quite the enthusiasm drain.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Finishing up the FFX series

    Woolie's Maechen impression has gotten real strong

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    I know I was pretty eeeeeh on these guys at first, through their old hunters LP but man they've really grown on me (dark souls 3 with pat, woolie and matt was awesome). And I'm not just saying that because I appreciate the Simpsons references, but they at least counteract the quick bread wars.

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    BotznoyBotznoy Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Finishing up the FFX series

    Woolie's Maechen impression has gotten real strong

    Check the comments for Wakka Flakka burn the Al bhed.

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    Want to play co-op games? Feel free to hit me up!
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    SleeperHoldSleeperHold Registered User regular
    The FFX series has been great I thought, exceeded my expectations.

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    I know I was pretty eeeeeh on these guys at first, through their old hunters LP but man they've really grown on me (dark souls 3 with pat, woolie and matt was awesome). And I'm not just saying that because I appreciate the Simpsons references, but they at least counteract the quick bread wars.

    Quick bread wars?

    Oh my god, the Muffin Conflict was only one skirmish!

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    SWERY games are good LP material

    Cage games are legendary LP material

    Yeah, there's something about Cage's pretensions, and the way he keeps scraping right up against some really good ideas then completely sabotages his own potential, that's absolutely fascinating when you're not spending your own time or energy playing them. People use the comparison to a slow-motion traffic accident a lot but I think it's really accurate in the case of Quantic Dream games. You really can see exactly when and how they fall apart and you just can't stop watching.

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    I don't know what I find weirder. The idea of a power that turns someone into a snail via the power of suggestion, or the fact that this isn't the first game I've seen with almost that exact power being used.

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    PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    "Unplayable" is not the same thing as "system i don't enjoy"

    The stamina thing is divisive but it works the way it should, unlike most of DP, bless it's little heart

    The stamina thing makes a little more sense with context about SWERY himself as well.

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    Episodes of Omikron until one of them has a total breakdown? Three.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    The FFX series has been great I thought, exceeded my expectations.

    "Wakka, why is your job title GRAND wizard?"

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    In defense of Kaine, she is real bad at communicating with others. Like, maybe the worst?

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
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