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The [nfl] Was Who We Thought They Were

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Denny Green went 15-1 with the Vikings in 1998 and had the season points record until the 2007 Patriots and 2013 Broncos passed him

    he was a great coach

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So Ezekiel Elliott claims to have texts from this ex-girlfriend saying she was going to set him up if he broke up with her.

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    DHSDHS Chase lizards.. ...bark at donkeys..Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    Denny Green went 15-1 with the Vikings in 1998 and had the season points record until the 2007 Patriots and 2013 Broncos passed him

    he was a great coach


    I was speaking specifically about with the Cards. I agree he was a great coach overall.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Arthur Jones, DL for the Colts and brother of suspended UFC drug user Jon, suspended 4 games for PEDs

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    Im enjoying the ringer longform i guess. I have learned that the Denver Broncos kicker is a food blogger.

    https://theringer.com/denver-broncos-brandon-mcmanus-food-blogger-4c0a23bcddc6#.3np96rd3p

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    todd bowles: "Geno Smith can be a good starter"

    jets are fucked

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Brandon Marshall is going to have to pull it out of him

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    So, Aldon Smith.

    He's apparently been posting videos on periscope under a pseudonym, except he's visible in the videos and it's clearly him.

    In one of the videos he's filming a "fire up session" smoking something. He's not visible in the video, but a woman is and it's clearly his voice based on comparisons with the other videos posted where he is visible. She's arguing with him that posting a video of him smoking like this while he's suspended for substance abuse is stupid. He replies, and I quote,
    You’re stupid. You’re tripping. (Expletive deleted), they don’t know it’s me. It’s not like I put 'Aldon Smith'.

    Here's the whole relevant bit for context. It's grand.
    Female: (Expletive deleted), I’m not (messing) with you.

    Male: I don’t give a (care). Ain’t nobody (messing) with us. We’ve got zero followers. Where is the ashtray at?( to audience) This is what you call a fire up session.

    Female: (Expletive deleted), you shouldn’t even be posting that.

    Male: (coughing) (Expletive deleted), do you see my face?

    Female: No, but what if…

    Male: They don’t have my name. This is just a fire up session.

    Female: So, if you just put it on there...it’s just doing it? It’s live? That’s hella stupid.

    Male: Shut up. You hella stupid. You trying to smoke, fam? Is this the ashtray?

    Female: Yeah. You ain’t using it no more, right?

    Male: I’m using it.

    Female: Oh, that’s a (expletive deleted) (inaudible)? Oh, a (inaudible)?

    Male: You’re stupid. You’re tripping. (Expletive deleted), they don’t know it’s me. It’s not like I put “Aldon Smith”…

    Six on
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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Oh my god hahahahaha

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    So, Aldon Smith.

    He's apparently been posting videos on periscope under a pseudonym, except he's visible in the videos and it's clearly him.

    In one of the videos he's filming a "fire up session" smoking something. He's not visible in the video, but a woman is and it's clearly his voice based on comparisons with the other videos posted where he is visible. She's arguing with him that posting a video of him smoking like this while he's suspended for substance abuse is stupid. He replies, and I quote,
    You’re stupid. You’re tripping. (Expletive deleted), they don’t know it’s me. It’s not like I put 'Aldon Smith'.

    bravo

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    That's like stupidity as a performance art.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Aldon Smith is a smart man

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Aldon Smith failed the common sense protocol

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    stop jumping to conclusions, he never said he was aldon smith guys

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    it is more probable than not that it is aldon smith

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    stop jumping to conclusions, he never said he was aldon smith guys

    That will be his primary defense.

    You think that's a joke but I bet it's not.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    It's not like he said it was Aldon Smith. He specifically said that it wasn't like he put Aldon Smith!

    jeez

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Josh Gordon has been reinstated.

    Let's hope he can stay clean this time.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Hahahahahaha.

    Where does he even fit in on the Browns now? I mean he was really good obviously but they drafted like a million WRs and stuff.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Well it's not like they have anything to lose kicking the tires on him but he's still suspended the first four games.

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    PizzleStixxPizzleStixx Parp? Burnett? Really? UghRegistered User regular
    Yeah there's no reason to not throw him out there. He was a top 5 receiver when he played and had some bums throwing him the ball. If he comes back and is only 75% of what he was then he'll be their #1 easily while Coleman develops.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    trade josh gordon to the patriots for a 5th rounder, he and brady can throw passes to each other alone for the first four weeks

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Ilpala on
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    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Even the Giants social media staff/interns got jokes

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Hearing rumors that the Patriots are in talks with Ryan Fitzpatrick

    Setting aside that I imagine Fitz wants to start and get paid like a starter and there's zero chance he does that season-long in New England, that would be such a troll move (but also a real life good move because I'd much rather 4 games of Fitz than garoppolo)

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42vas-ZT2qQ

    Greg's youtube video re: his retirement

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-cleveland-browns-1784308358
    Back in 2014 the Browns blew a late game lead against the Indianapolis Colts, capped off by an interception from Brian Hoyer. As I walked out of the bar an irate Browns fan/delivery man from one of the local chicken wing joints, still in his work uniform with a delivery in-hand, sprinted into the bar, delivered a box of food to one of the customers and spent about two minutes screaming obscenities about Brian Hoyer and the team, and how Manziel needs to be the starter, to the TV sets before hopping back into his car and continuing on his route. Manziel made his first start the following week against Cincinnati and got shut out.
    We spent $100K on study that said we should take Bridgewater and our literal crook owner vetoed it to take Johnny Fucking Football. That somehow doesn’t even crack our Top 25 worst moments since coming back to town.
    The Cleveland Browns ended their 2015 on January 3, 2016. There has not been a single moment since when we have been given any reason to think that the 2016 product would be an improvement from last year’s team, which went 3-13. But it does not matter, because right now Cleveland is the city with the shortest drought in major sports championships.

    ed: Also tickets for the MNF game in Mexico City between the Texans vs. Raiders sold out in 20 minutes.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    This is apparently the first new poster in the style in 20 years. I'm for it.

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    can you feel the struggle within?
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    I hate you, Russell Wilson

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    fuck you

    Nick Foles is elite

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Wilson looks a little paunchy on that poster.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    What is that even, that thing is horrible. Wilson needs to either get a reality check or fire his PR person.

    Probably the both.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
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    Russell Wilson guilty of copyright infringement.

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