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[MMA]Break a leg!

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    MMA fighter War Machine has been found guilty of twenty-nine felony counts relating to his 2014 domestic violence assault on ex-girlfriend Christy Mack. XBix.com says that the jury in the trial, in which War Machine was accused of assaulting Mack and her friend in August of that year, returned a guilty verdict on twenty nine of thirty-two charges. He was acquitted of charges regarding burglary with a deadly weapon, sexually motivated coercion and battery with intent to commit sexual assault; jurors were also unable to reach a verdict on attempted murder charges regarding Mack and friend Corey Thomas.

    War Machine did not testify during the trial, where he was accused of carrying out a brutal attack on Mack that left her with eighteen broken bones, a broken nose, missing teeth, fractured ribs and a lacerated liver. She alleged on the stand that he abused her and attempted to rape her in the months before the assault, a charge to which his attorney tried to claim that Mack’s adult film career could be seen as a form of consent.

    For the charges, Mack could face life in prison. He is scheduled to be sentenced on June 5th.

    I'm glad the dude got the book thrown at him, but holy shit is this just the scummiest line of defense.

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    So Bellator sure is going some sort of route, huh?

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Yeah, well, Bellator welterweight division is pretty cool these days.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
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    Chessboxing909Chessboxing909 Registered User regular
    Did a seminar with 27 time world champion Renato Laranja today. Guys hilarious was pretty good, real basic jiujitsu, showed the Von flu in a really good way. Asked him about the world being flat and he kinda broke character and said it was like having someone you love who gets crazy religious and you can't be around and that he thought they should take the time to use their influence to tell people to volunteer at the boys and girls club of America instead

    "I will f**kin' beat you into the ground in front of your whole life that I don't get to have." -Nick Diaz

    I love south american ground karate
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    He does seminars in character? That's fucking hilarious.

    Fuck off and die.
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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    I always knew that Eddie was into conspiracy stuff, but the flat earth bullshit, maaaaaan...

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    Chessboxing909Chessboxing909 Registered User regular
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    He does seminars in character? That's fucking hilarious.

    I guess he started breaking character an hour after the seminar at open mat, I had to leave before then. Here's one he did at Atos, the guy is a riot. Very basic fundamental jiujitsu, very solid just nothing fancy, as far as technical content been to way better but this was one of the most fun for the laughs.

    https://youtu.be/Fu_REitQ4ok

    "I will f**kin' beat you into the ground in front of your whole life that I don't get to have." -Nick Diaz

    I love south american ground karate
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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    Gat damn Chael's mike skills are insane.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    I want Chael and The Rock to be in some Bad Boys inspired action movie where it's not so much them shooting up stuff, but them driving to the place to shoot up the drug dealers and just talking about how they're going to kick so much ass while in the car.

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    Chessboxing909Chessboxing909 Registered User regular
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I want Chael and The Rock to be in some Bad Boys inspired action movie where it's not so much them shooting up stuff, but them driving to the place to shoot up the drug dealers and just talking about how they're going to kick so much ass while in the car.

    I want to see Renato and Chael set aside their differences and team up to solve mysteries

    "I will f**kin' beat you into the ground in front of your whole life that I don't get to have." -Nick Diaz

    I love south american ground karate
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I want Chael and The Rock to be in some Bad Boys inspired action movie where it's not so much them shooting up stuff, but them driving to the place to shoot up the drug dealers and just talking about how they're going to kick so much ass while in the car.

    Fuck that, unless Chael is the Villain, I ain't watching.

    Addendum: He must must own an underground illegal fighting ring.

    Fuck off and die.
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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Chael for the evil villain behind whatever the Fast and Furious crew get up to next.

    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
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    grumblethorngrumblethorn Registered User regular
    So don't care about a Conor GSP fight. GSP will snuggy him to death. Not factoring the fact that GSP is what fighting at middleweight when conor comes in 2 pounds under weight at welterweight?

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    conor will knock GSP's block off
    right after he destroys money mayweather

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    Congrats to King Mo for winning a bad fight and earning the right to face Bader

    Congrats to the UFC for their newest acquisition of Shit Trashweight Rampage

    Wonderful night of shit fights, long live Bella Tor

    Sweeney Tom on
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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    Ugh of all ughs. I popped my knee at jiu jitsu training this morning. Was trying out this new funky roll as a counter to the knee and elbow escape with a dude way bigger than me and heard click from the side my knee. Cue pretty bad pain, though not agonising, which stopped pretty quick. It's kinda just feeling tender now, so gonna see how it is tomorrow. Don't think it's a ligament tear, but it still sucks whatever it is.

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    DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    Campy wrote: »
    Ugh of all ughs. I popped my knee at jiu jitsu training this morning. Was trying out this new funky roll as a counter to the knee and elbow escape with a dude way bigger than me and heard click from the side my knee. Cue pretty bad pain, though not agonising, which stopped pretty quick. It's kinda just feeling tender now, so gonna see how it is tomorrow. Don't think it's a ligament tear, but it still sucks whatever it is.

    I was just listening to Domenic Cruz describe what his knee blowing out the 2nd or 3rd time felt like and you just described it, pain that subsides real quick.

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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    Daimar wrote: »
    Campy wrote: »
    Ugh of all ughs. I popped my knee at jiu jitsu training this morning. Was trying out this new funky roll as a counter to the knee and elbow escape with a dude way bigger than me and heard click from the side my knee. Cue pretty bad pain, though not agonising, which stopped pretty quick. It's kinda just feeling tender now, so gonna see how it is tomorrow. Don't think it's a ligament tear, but it still sucks whatever it is.

    I was just listening to Domenic Cruz describe what his knee blowing out the 2nd or 3rd time felt like and you just described it, pain that subsides real quick.

    Yep, saw that podcast myself, a little worrying for sure... My wife's a doctor (though specialised into psych, so her practical knowledge isn't what it used to be) and she had a quick go at checking it and it seems okay. Most importantly the internal rotation didn't hurt at all and seemed stable. Doesn't hurt any more than yesterday, so hopefully whatever damage is done is minor and temporary...

    I was just saying to my friend the other day how I'm just at the point I always get to in my training where I manage to injure myself somehow. Get a few months in, start to feel my mojo again and then boom out for fucking ages. I swear I'm cursed!

    Stupid human meatsack body.

    Campy on
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Gastelum popped for weed, Silvia fight off

    Vitor's....wait a minute this can't be right *puts on third monocle*........well I'll be. Vitor's LOSS looking like it'll be overturned due to someone else failing a test. First time for everything, folks

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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    Well all that smoking weed does explain why he wasn't able to stop eating cheeseburgers for so long.

    USADA needs to pull their head out of their collective anuses on the weed front though. It's a fucking joke.

    Having said that Gastellum should prooooobably be able to forego getting baked given that he definitely knows it's not allowed.

    In happier news, my knee is not fucked! Went to the GP and they reckon it's just a bad sprain, so no lasting damage. Just got to rest of for 3 weeks (more like a week and a half, am I rite?!).

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    Oh, damn.

    Cormier just missed weight for his fight with Johnson.

    206.2

    Can't be a title fight now.

    EDIT: Holy shit. He just walked back out and then hit 205.

    What does a man do to lose 1.2 pounds in a minute?

    Massive poop? Draining blood? General chicanery?

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    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    Oh, damn.

    Cormier just missed weight for his fight with Johnson.

    206.2

    Can't be a title fight now.

    EDIT: Holy shit. He just walked back out and then hit 205.

    What does a man do to lose 1.2 pounds in a minute?

    Massive poop? Draining blood? General chicanery?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNPW2wZ4D2s

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    The NYSAC isn't letting Pearl Gonzalez fight because she has breast implants.

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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    Just saw a video which pointed out that DC was pushing down on the covering towel the second time. I think the Rumble thing is just a weird coincidence...

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    NYSAC reversed decision on Pearl and will let her fight. Probably cause they looked like assholes.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    Magell wrote: »
    NYSAC reversed decision on Pearl and will let her fight. Probably cause they looked like assholes.

    What was the reasoning in the first place?

    So It Goes on
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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Magell wrote: »
    NYSAC reversed decision on Pearl and will let her fight. Probably cause they looked like assholes.

    What was the reasoning in the first place?

    About worries that an implant will rupture. Which has happened twice to pro wrestlers with them. But you already have medical staff on scene anyway. Plus it's going to be very rare. Plus they've made exceptions before.

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    On vacation visiting my parents, but i still found a spot to watch UFC. Jury fucked that dude up.

    Also. Pride Never Die!

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    The first Rumble/Cormier fight I thought Rumble just got exhausted

    Turns out nope that's just his default strategy against DC and it's Terrible

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
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    Chessboxing909Chessboxing909 Registered User regular
    Campy wrote: »
    Ugh of all ughs. I popped my knee at jiu jitsu training this morning. Was trying out this new funky roll as a counter to the knee and elbow escape with a dude way bigger than me and heard click from the side my knee. Cue pretty bad pain, though not agonising, which stopped pretty quick. It's kinda just feeling tender now, so gonna see how it is tomorrow. Don't think it's a ligament tear, but it still sucks whatever it is.

    Have a video of what you were working on when it happened? I've popped both knees a few times, it's always kinda scary during the not knowing period at first, probably heal fine on it's own though.

    "I will f**kin' beat you into the ground in front of your whole life that I don't get to have." -Nick Diaz

    I love south american ground karate
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    that cormier trash talk was maximum awkward. how can a dude be so bad at mic skills? he's too nice, he can't do the instigator thing for real.

    it was like watching a super nice guy trying not to smile and apologize when his girlfriend wants dirty talk

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    I have no idea what happened in the Weidman fight, just make them continue the fight. Knee was legal because his hands weren't on the mat .

    Cormier/Johnson fight, just a nothingburger. A few punches and one kick to stomach and Johnson has nothing else.

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I have no idea what happened in the Weidman fight, just make them continue the fight. Knee was legal because his hands weren't on the mat .

    Cormier/Johnson fight, just a nothingburger. A few punches and one kick to stomach and Johnson has nothing else.

    I think the doctors decided he got concussed.

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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    There's some noise online that Weidman initially said he was hurt when he thought the knees were illegal hoping to get a dq win and the doctors wouldn't let him change his mind when it was found to be legal.

    How much truth the is to this claim I don't know...

    He was definitely hurt for real at least a little, the post fight interview was brutal.

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    SnarfmasterSnarfmaster Registered User regular
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I have no idea what happened in the Weidman fight, just make them continue the fight. Knee was legal because his hands weren't on the mat .

    So there is no replay in MMA. The Ref called an illegal blow and the rules specify what happens.

    "If a foul incapacitates a fighter, then the match may end in a disqualification if the foul was intentional, or a "no contest" if unintentional. If a foul causes a fighter to be unable to continue later in the bout, it ends with a technical decision win to the injured fighter if the injured fighter is ahead on points, otherwise it is a technical draw."

    This was purely the ref fucking things up and taking it out on a fighter.

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