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The Twelfth Republican Debate: please don't talk about your dicks

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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    the media wants Trump to be the nominee? i thought Rubio was their pet boy? hell its only been recently that they've even started taking Trump seriously.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    "I beat Hillary in many of the polls taken."

    This is just a lie. There was like one. The rest show a very different picture.

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    RhalloTonnyRhalloTonny Of the BrownlandsRegistered User regular
    Any time Cruz tries to do a comeback it just clunks right down the stairs, he should really not even try

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    Brutal JBrutal J Sorry! Sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry. Registered User regular
    Rubio is still in it because some old man commits election fraud?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Wraith260 wrote: »
    the media wants Trump to be the nominee? i thought Rubio was their pet boy? hell its only been recently that they've even started taking Trump seriously.

    The establishment wants Rubio to be their nominee.

    The media wants a horserace, but one that Trump is always winning. It's given them huge ratings so far and I doubt they want it to stop

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    God/RNC, what's the difference

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    "I beat Hillary in many of the polls taken."

    This is just a lie. There was like one. The rest show a very different picture.

    You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the GOP Debate Stage and Tell Lies?

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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    "I beat Hillary in many of the polls taken."

    This is just a lie. There was like one. The rest show a very different picture.

    yeah but when you print out multiple copies of that one poll then each one counts as a separate poll.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I love his "many friends, many people, many this and that" line. Christ he is such a transparent bullshit artist.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Hmm John Oliver already covered this lie, let's see if Rubio remembers it

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Lol Trump straight up lying. 275 million

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Trump has donation buttons on his website, has accepted millions of dollars, and he has no need to reject millions of dollars because they can set up superPACs without the need to ask him. Yet he acts like it is all self funded or he totally doesn't want any money for the campaign.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Trump's argument is that he's such a corrupt democrat that republicans need to elect him.

    Seriously how the heck is he leading this primary?

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Since when did you make a person who has shamelessly took advantage of a system he knows is horrific in charge of fixing the system? You take their advice but don't put a ton of trust in them because they have repeatedly said they aren't ashamed of what they did so it isn't some huge turn of heart according to them. Even if they do claim that, why put them in charge of it all instead of just using their advice tempered by healthy skepticism and instead have someone who hasn't done that in charge?

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Did Trump just ship Reagan and Tip O'Neill?

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    ...Is Trump talking about a secret love affair between Reagan and Tip O'Neill?

    It all sounds very romantic

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    People it isn't theory

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    Did you balance the budget, John?

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Kasich: I'm great, so great, and I've always been great.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Balanced the budget walked on the moon ate the sun balanced the budget again

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    He's done it before. Can he do it again?

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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Did you balance the budget, John?

    Yes, but I forget what state that was in.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Kana wrote: »
    Trump's argument is that he's such a corrupt democrat that republicans need to elect him.

    Seriously how the heck is he leading this primary?
    Turns out when you spend the last twenty or so years leading people through superficial lies, all it takes to one savvy conman to steal them away via the same lies.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    This ad for Watson talking about how bad people are at making decisions seems well placed.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    "I have run an unwaving campaign". No wonder he has trouble connecting.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    "I have run an unwaving campaign". No wonder he has trouble connecting.

    did i hear someone laughing when he flubbed that line?

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    We inherited from our parents a busted economy and no jobs

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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    My parents wanted me to be able to live out the dreams they had, like denying those dreams to immigrants of today.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Oh and perpetual war. We inherited that too.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Hmmm, a parting digg.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    omg just shut the fuck up trump

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    God, I've taught 6 year olds with a bigger vocabulary than Trump.

    Veagle on
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Trump: ELEGANT DEBATE PARTY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcSdZla0_do

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Does Trump think Justices are directly elected?

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Veagle wrote: »
    God, I've taught 6 year olds with a bigger vocabulary than Trump.

    They probably have bigger hands, too.

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