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I would do anything for [Love], but I won't do that

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    As was foreseen

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    You guys make me giggle. I meant wine from the edge of the glass staining a little line on birth sides of my mouth. I still don't know if I have them.

    Finally heading home because i have a long day tomorrow and I want some dinner.

    Plus I really need to pee!

    which side is the birth side

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Well I was fine in the little cafe but then we spent some time at Trafalgar Square. Which has a lot of running water.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    You guys make me giggle. I meant wine from the edge of the glass staining a little line on birth sides of my mouth. I still don't know if I have them.

    Finally heading home because i have a long day tomorrow and I want some dinner.

    Plus I really need to pee!

    which side is the birth side

    Heads, unless you're a breech baby

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    You guys make me giggle. I meant wine from the edge of the glass staining a little line on birth sides of my mouth. I still don't know if I have them.

    Finally heading home because i have a long day tomorrow and I want some dinner.

    Plus I really need to pee!

    which side is the birth side

    The outside.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    20 minutes until I can pee! One day I'm just going to wet myself on the way home.

    He was lovely though. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw him and he said nothing bad or worrying. I planned on leaving at 5 so that I could get home to run etc but my bladder was the reason I left at 8:20. I'll message him when I get home, then see if he wants to see me again. I'm still dead inside but there was a flicker of something when we hugged goodbye, I did wonder about kissing him.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    I'm still dead inside but there was a flicker of something when we hugged goodbye, I did wonder about kissing him.
    Usurp the fire. :hydra:

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    20 minutes until I can pee! One day I'm just going to wet myself on the way home.

    He was lovely though. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw him and he said nothing bad or worrying. I planned on leaving at 5 so that I could get home to run etc but my bladder was the reason I left at 8:20. I'll message him when I get home, then see if he wants to see me again. I'm still dead inside but there was a flicker of something when we hugged goodbye, I did wonder about kissing him.

    HOOPLA! We knew you weren't dead inside.

    Was he cute? Describe. My love life is on hold, I must live vicariously through you.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Liiya wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    20 minutes until I can pee! One day I'm just going to wet myself on the way home.

    He was lovely though. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw him and he said nothing bad or worrying. I planned on leaving at 5 so that I could get home to run etc but my bladder was the reason I left at 8:20. I'll message him when I get home, then see if he wants to see me again. I'm still dead inside but there was a flicker of something when we hugged goodbye, I did wonder about kissing him.

    HOOPLA! We knew you weren't dead inside.

    Was he cute? Describe. My love life is on hold, I must love vicariously through you.

    Edit: wait nevermind it sounds gross this way.

    OmnipotentBagel on
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Well-a well-a well-a, huh
    Tell me more, tell me more
    Like does he have a car?

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    No he's from London, so he can't even drive!

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    CaedwyrCaedwyr Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    20 minutes until I can pee! One day I'm just going to wet myself on the way home.

    He was lovely though. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw him and he said nothing bad or worrying. I planned on leaving at 5 so that I could get home to run etc but my bladder was the reason I left at 8:20. I'll message him when I get home, then see if he wants to see me again. I'm still dead inside but there was a flicker of something when we hugged goodbye, I did wonder about kissing him.

    This is a good sign.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Huh, somehow I never noticed that John Travolta simulates sexual intercourse during that song

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Dammit, Platy, I don't like Grease. And yet Summer Lovin' is now stuck in head.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Want something else stuck in your head?

    Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul
    Yo ho, heave ho
    There are men whose hearts are as black as coal
    Yo ho, heave ho

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Peeing is the best!

    He was a little nerdy, a little posh, a thoroughly nice guy. In the proper sense. He actually grew up pretty much where I did. If I had a type, he'd be it.

    Now I get to try lasagne!

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Awww I am glad.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Want something else stuck in your head?

    Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul
    Yo ho, heave ho
    There are men whose hearts are as black as coal
    Yo ho, heave ho

    And they sailed their ship 'cross the ocean blue
    A bloodthirsty captain and his cutthroat crew

    (Much better, thank you)

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    oh god I have to make lunch for uni tomorrow, life is so difficult.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Want something else stuck in your head?

    Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul
    Yo ho, heave ho
    There are men whose hearts are as black as coal
    Yo ho, heave ho

    And they sailed their ship 'cross the ocean blue
    A bloodthirsty captain and his cutthroat crew

    (Much better, thank you)

    How much dough did he spend?!

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Hey ho ho
    It's one for all for one
    And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Want something else stuck in your head?

    Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul
    Yo ho, heave ho
    There are men whose hearts are as black as coal
    Yo ho, heave ho

    And they sailed their ship 'cross the ocean blue
    A bloodthirsty captain and his cutthroat crew

    (Much better, thank you)

    How much dough did he spend?!

    I dunno, enough that a bunch of his crew could escape and get more sailing jobs. Bag of guineas or possibly a piece o' eight per crewman?

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I am having one of those 'this is really good!' days.
    No, I am having one of those 'is this really good or am I just confused' days.
    No, I am having one those 'jeezis christ I need to shoot myself in the face' days.

    This will be cross posted to the job thread 'cause it's one of those kind of days.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Hey ho ho
    It's one for all for one
    And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son

    This might be my favorite song from a "musical" ever written.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    We should all watch Muppet Treasure Island in Rabb.it one of these days.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Hey ho ho
    It's one for all for one
    And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son

    This might be my favorite song from a "musical" ever written.

    It's probably my favorite pirate film.

    Sorry Jack Sparrow...

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Wait...are people not allowed to excuse themselves to pee whilst on a date?

    Hm.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Hey ho ho
    It's one for all for one
    And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son

    This might be my favorite song from a "musical" ever written.

    It's probably my favorite pirate film.

    Sorry Jack Sparrow...

    I mean, when you compare Johnny Depp to Tim Curry, the best choice should be pretty damn obvious.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Wait...are people not allowed to excuse themselves to pee whilst on a date?

    Hm.

    My peeing option was a fountain and they have guards. It's surprisingly hard to find a public loo in London.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Wait...are people not allowed to excuse themselves to pee whilst on a date?

    Hm.

    I will excuse myself to go to the bathroom, but I'll generally keep it to just once

    Which often leads to me trying to wait as long as possible to go to the bathroom if the date is going well, so that I won't have to excuse myself a second time

    And I tend to drink a lot (not just alcohol - I consume an unusually large amount of fluids) so this can get difficult for me

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    The British are very pee-shy

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Meanwhile here in America there's probably a portapotty nearby. Or people will just go around back to the nearest empty alley.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Wait...are people not allowed to excuse themselves to pee whilst on a date?

    Hm.

    My peeing option was a fountain and they have guards. It's surprisingly hard to find a public loo in London.

    Ah. I had incorrectly assumed you were in a location like a bar or coffee shop that access to such things.

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    I was, and I thought to myself as they were closing that I probably should pee. And then I didn't.

    When I'm an old lady I'm definitely going to wet myself a lot.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Well you know what they say

    If peeing your pants is cool. You can be Miles Davis.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Just be like Ellie Kemper and embrace it

    https://youtu.be/DC5xO8xcx6A

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I had a phase in my life where I was trying to be like Miles Davis, but I kept coming up short.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    I missed the spring talk, but Arctic spring is something else, let me tell ya. There's so much goddamn light it boggles the mind. I miss the relentless dark of winter and the northern lights. It's still cool though. It'll be dry enough for wusses like me to head out into the hills without snow shoes soon.

    Fuck off and die.
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    So I had a great bank holiday weekend. Cap 3! Pub! Partying! Brunch club! More partying! Hung out with my besties and watched GoT! Met some great new people who I had a total laugh with!

    And that's all cool. Not really worried about work tomorrow. Not really worried about my health or my job or my family or whatever

    but

    I am at home now and I guess (and it's silly really because I've seen so many friends and made new friends in the last few days etc), well

    I still feel a bit lonely

    hmmm

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Maybe it's the weather

    I hate that really, painfully bright sunlight when it's cold and splashy wet (not nice, slightly damp wet, splashy uncomfortable wet)

    makes me want to close all the curtains

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