Soon, the old love thread will burn away leaving behind softly smoldering ashes. (Like my love life!) And like a pheonix, from those ashes a new, probably more british love thread will poke it's little head out, all doe-eyed and wrinkly because it hasn't fully developed feathers yet (... like my love life?) And will require constant attention and nourishment via regurgitation (definitely like my love life!)
Then it will grow big and strong and the process will start again. Thus illustrating the futility of man's endeavors against the ever advancing flow of time that beats down and swallows up all that has been accomplished. Names, feats, monuments, empires and kings will all be lost to the annals of an ever stretching and unnecessary past. (Like my love life!)
I have walked forever today and I've just had to walk past my place and keep going. Uni has a petting zoo today and I must hug some goats.
I want a house with a yard big enough to keep goats. It is stupid expensive to have that anywhere I want to live in Sydney though.
Goats are assholes. They're my spirit animal.
I have walked forever today and I've just had to walk past my place and keep going. Uni has a petting zoo today and I must hug some goats.
I want a house with a yard big enough to keep goats. It is stupid expensive to have that anywhere I want to live in Sydney though.
Goats are assholes. They're my spirit animal.
All I'm seeing is "I want a house with a gigantic, lawn-less yard"
All of my Goat encounters have given me total empathy for the medieval persons who determined that all of these animals must be avatars for the actual Devil.
Petting Zoo goats are probably cool. I'll bet they've been given custom goat education to not behave so much like disgruntled hell-beasts while people are watching. No earthly power can stop their rectangular pupils from serving as windows to oblivion, though.
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One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.
Oh god one of the people in the building who are doing something with the showers just told me he gets on with "January ladies" when I said my birthday. Run away from the overfamiliar man!
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hello horse thread here is the best horse name I've yet seen
Oh god one of the people in the building who are doing something with the showers just told me he gets on with "January ladies" when I said my birthday. Run away from the overfamiliar man!
On principle, it's not really any different than talking about zodiac signs, but... well those are really dumb too.
High five for January birthdays though.
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Oh god one of the people in the building who are doing something with the showers just told me he gets on with "January ladies" when I said my birthday. Run away from the overfamiliar man!
On principle, it's not really any different than talking about zodiac signs, but... well those are really dumb too.
One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.
My mom has a Shetland named Cinnamon.
Apparently it's custom to name your ponies after spices.
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I knew I forgot something at the food store,
There's a new magnum flavour out down here, chocolate toffee.
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I never promised anything!
And they in fact do ship with a way to not have them show up completely melted (foam cooler with dry ice).
I also bought the four new artisan chocolate flavours from our big chocolate company down here. Yes. I'm a sucker for marketing.
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Heh heh heh annals
Wait...
I would have killed your housemates by now.
Such restraint.
In love news, the better half is on her sister's hen do this weekend
I've got a weekend to myself.
Going to play a solid amount of computer games then sack off to the pub to watch the football. FA CUP final.
It will be of course mad bantz
The other morning the freezer was open and the oven was on from the night before. So glad we don't pay utilities.
(I love this song)
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I feel so commonwealth!
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Or you just smash the classic beer and burger combo.
I want a house with a yard big enough to keep goats. It is stupid expensive to have that anywhere I want to live in Sydney though.
Goats are assholes. They're my spirit animal.
All I'm seeing is "I want a house with a gigantic, lawn-less yard"
Is... is this what love feels like?
Petting Zoo goats are probably cool. I'll bet they've been given custom goat education to not behave so much like disgruntled hell-beasts while people are watching. No earthly power can stop their rectangular pupils from serving as windows to oblivion, though.
for the bacon, yes
edit: woah that sounds creepy, I mean the lady loves the bacon not that the bacon was mooning over you. it may be I don't know
in retrospect it pretty much was a 100% failed post
Forget tiny horses and goats, I wanna hang with those sheeps.
You have an hour to get here. Run!
One of our livery customers had the absolute best miniature Shetland for her kids to ride; he was called Nutmeg and he'd always try to eat your coat pocket, and escape from fields all like "ahah you're not even mad because I'm soooo cute". Sadly she got divorced and sold the pony.
It is part of the Dwarf Fortress animated intro.
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On principle, it's not really any different than talking about zodiac signs, but... well those are really dumb too.
High five for January birthdays though.
I wish it was Ultimate Falcon Punch.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Well, as a horse, it's probably delivered a fair number of Ultimate Falcon Kicks.
Januarians all up ins
My mom has a Shetland named Cinnamon.
Apparently it's custom to name your ponies after spices.