oh it was my friend whose party you were really drunk at half a decade ago
what are you planning on doing?
i know a handful of people who went through those
sigh what do i do with my stupid career
sigh why'd i quit my awesome last job
oh god i still have anxiety flashbacks about that night
probably try the flatiron school - one of vanguard's friends went through that school and is now a code man. it's v selective and you have to know your shit before you even apply, so I figured I use my funemployment to study several hours a day
Boy and I are gonna go from spending most nights together/seeing each other most days to seeing each other maybe once or twice in a like 6 week span of time to actually living together full time for a month and maybe longer aaaa
EM that salad post read like a coked out don delillo
the dream
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
edited May 2016
So about a year ago, CVS was having a sale on some brand of smart water. I don't think it was actual smart water, but it was a similar product. 25¢ per bottle. When I saw the price, I laughed. How could it be that bad? I bought a bottle and started drinking. It tasted EXACLY like semen. Diluted semen. I couldn't even finish the bottle. It was uncanny.
This past weekend I was hanging out with rednecks in rural Pennsylvania for a friend's bachelor party. One of them had that exact brand of water and was chugging it. I asked if he liked it and he was just like: "oh yeah this stuff is the best it's like Gatorade without the sugar, I buy cases of it."
I didn't tell him, but I wanted to.
Donkey Kong on
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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Boy and I are gonna go from spending most nights together/seeing each other most days to seeing each other maybe once or twice in a like 6 week span of time to actually living together full time for a month and maybe longer aaaa
I'm going from married to not married.
So, trade ya.
jesus that sucks
I meant it'll be weird to transition from "reasonably medium amount of time together" to "NO TIME" to "ALL THE TIME" in that order, for me, as someone who has never had a relationship like this before
Boy and I are gonna go from spending most nights together/seeing each other most days to seeing each other maybe once or twice in a like 6 week span of time to actually living together full time for a month and maybe longer aaaa
It is nice! test out what it might be like to live together. I got to live with husband over interterm (when he had graduated and I hadn't yet) and was very happy to learn that we were compatible to live together well before I graduated and lived with him.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
The thing that is killing me with Windows 10 is the details pane in explorer is now on the right side of folder windows instead of on the bottom like in Windows 7. It's madness.
oh it was my friend whose party you were really drunk at half a decade ago
what are you planning on doing?
i know a handful of people who went through those
sigh what do i do with my stupid career
sigh why'd i quit my awesome last job
oh god i still have anxiety flashbacks about that night
probably try the flatiron school - one of vanguard's friends went through that school and is now a code man. it's v selective and you have to know your shit before you even apply, so I figured I use my funemployment to study several hours a day
i didn't know you were funemployed even, shit
one of my coworkers who was in my role at last job and got laid off went to flatiron school
i know a lot of people who got jobs post these boot camps
my friend i referred to worked at nyc health department as a health inspector and then did the class, and then was a TA, and then taught the class, and now works at a dev consulting company and is currently at the daily beast
i always thought about doing something like that or trying to teach myself things but i am full of anxiety and indecision about my life and career which is why it is 2016 and i don't know what the fuck i am doing w.r.t. jobs
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I would be more sympathetic to the "some people just don't like certain foods" argument if the last couple pages hadn't been stuffed with posts shitting on the people who like mayo in addition to mayo itself.
I understand that it is ostensibly meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but it's actually pretty tiring!
look we were about to get dragged into a nasty political argument i did what must be done
Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
The thing that is killing me with Windows 10 is the details pane in explorer is now on the right side of folder windows instead of on the bottom like in Windows 7. It's madness.
cats and dogs living together
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
I would be more sympathetic to the "some people just don't like certain foods" argument if the last couple pages hadn't been stuffed with posts shitting on the people who like mayo in addition to mayo itself.
I understand that it is ostensibly meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but it's actually pretty tiring!
look we were about to get dragged into a nasty political argument i did what must be done
the hero [chat] deserves
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
I would be more sympathetic to the "some people just don't like certain foods" argument if the last couple pages hadn't been stuffed with posts shitting on the people who like mayo in addition to mayo itself.
I understand that it is ostensibly meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but it's actually pretty tiring!
look we were about to get dragged into a nasty political argument i did what must be done
Doing god's work.
Turkish oil wrestlers are saluting you from Turkey.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
Windows 10 is best. If you don't like it then the disease is inside YOU
oh it was my friend whose party you were really drunk at half a decade ago
what are you planning on doing?
i know a handful of people who went through those
sigh what do i do with my stupid career
sigh why'd i quit my awesome last job
oh god i still have anxiety flashbacks about that night
probably try the flatiron school - one of vanguard's friends went through that school and is now a code man. it's v selective and you have to know your shit before you even apply, so I figured I use my funemployment to study several hours a day
i didn't know you were funemployed even, shit
one of my coworkers who was in my role at last job and got laid off went to flatiron school
i know a lot of people who got jobs post these boot camps
my friend i referred to worked at nyc health department as a health inspector and then did the class, and then was a TA, and then taught the class, and now works at a dev consulting company and is currently at the daily beast
i always thought about doing something like that or trying to teach myself things but i am full of anxiety and indecision about my life and career which is why it is 2016 and i don't know what the fuck i am doing w.r.t. jobs
yeah I got 6 weeks severance and I hated the job, so I figured it was a push I needed to do something else
I would be more sympathetic to the "some people just don't like certain foods" argument if the last couple pages hadn't been stuffed with posts shitting on the people who like mayo in addition to mayo itself.
I understand that it is ostensibly meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but it's actually pretty tiring!
look we were about to get dragged into a nasty political argument i did what must be done
Doing god's work.
Turkish oil wrestlers are saluting you from Turkey.
*raises arm in salute*
*single tear rolls down cheek*
Please consider the environment before printing this post.
I usually hate cilantro but then I realized I just hate large amounts of it. now I sprinkle a little bit on my shakshuka. still hate large lumps of it tho!!
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
Boy and I are gonna go from spending most nights together/seeing each other most days to seeing each other maybe once or twice in a like 6 week span of time to actually living together full time for a month and maybe longer aaaa
I'm going from married to not married.
So, trade ya.
jesus that sucks
I meant it'll be weird to transition from "reasonably medium amount of time together" to "NO TIME" to "ALL THE TIME" in that order, for me, as someone who has never had a relationship like this before
sorry you're having to deal with that
It's fine. I mean, it's not aggressive or hateful.
I have a feeling we may communicate or be friends after it's final. It's... just not healthy as a marriage.
You know I feel like my work potluck dig was unfair
My buddy's job at Statistics Canada is full of quiet nerds amazed at his cooking abilities, sure, but this office is 90% women and 80% of those are also raising kids and they bring in, like, venison or impeccably decorated cakes from their side businesses as bakers
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Boy and I are gonna go from spending most nights together/seeing each other most days to seeing each other maybe once or twice in a like 6 week span of time to actually living together full time for a month and maybe longer aaaa
It is nice! test out what it might be like to live together. I got to live with husband over interterm (when he had graduated and I hadn't yet) and was very happy to learn that we were compatible to live together well before I graduated and lived with him.
yeah I need to rent a place from Aug - April and I've said if July goes well then he is welcome to move in with me since he has no idea what he's doing August - January
we'll seeeeee
so far the times we've spent several days together have gone well
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and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
do you have a kitchen scale? just measure the beans out before you grind
(obviously i didn't do this either but that's the best solution)
oh god i still have anxiety flashbacks about that night
probably try the flatiron school - one of vanguard's friends went through that school and is now a code man. it's v selective and you have to know your shit before you even apply, so I figured I use my funemployment to study several hours a day
It's 1 posted as a joke and 2 man you totally "not all men"ing this bro
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
I'm going from married to not married.
So, trade ya.
Welcome brother.
the dream
This past weekend I was hanging out with rednecks in rural Pennsylvania for a friend's bachelor party. One of them had that exact brand of water and was chugging it. I asked if he liked it and he was just like: "oh yeah this stuff is the best it's like Gatorade without the sugar, I buy cases of it."
I didn't tell him, but I wanted to.
jesus that sucks
I meant it'll be weird to transition from "reasonably medium amount of time together" to "NO TIME" to "ALL THE TIME" in that order, for me, as someone who has never had a relationship like this before
sorry you're having to deal with that
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
It is nice! test out what it might be like to live together. I got to live with husband over interterm (when he had graduated and I hadn't yet) and was very happy to learn that we were compatible to live together well before I graduated and lived with him.
Even parsley is better than cilantro.
so... that's cool
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Is In n Out fast food? I thought you had to go inside every time. No drive thru.
Quarter Pounders should cost a quarter, imo.
i didn't know you were funemployed even, shit
one of my coworkers who was in my role at last job and got laid off went to flatiron school
i know a lot of people who got jobs post these boot camps
my friend i referred to worked at nyc health department as a health inspector and then did the class, and then was a TA, and then taught the class, and now works at a dev consulting company and is currently at the daily beast
i always thought about doing something like that or trying to teach myself things but i am full of anxiety and indecision about my life and career which is why it is 2016 and i don't know what the fuck i am doing w.r.t. jobs
look we were about to get dragged into a nasty political argument i did what must be done
They need extra time to properly coat everything in Thousand Island dressing.
cats and dogs living together
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
the hero [chat] deserves
Doing god's work.
Turkish oil wrestlers are saluting you from Turkey.
and give you a pound of burg
this is blatantly false advertising
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
yeah I got 6 weeks severance and I hated the job, so I figured it was a push I needed to do something else
i do not and i cant buy more stuff now as our apartment is teeming with stuff on account of our freeloading roommate.
I think I ground too large and let sit for too short. I'll try again tomorrow. Anything to not have to use a goddamn poopsock strainer anymore
I'm playing on a (somewhat) public server this time though. Passworded but the password is public knowledge if people wanted to go looking for it.
*raises arm in salute*
*single tear rolls down cheek*
It can be both!
NASCAR, for instance, is both a dangerous sport that periodically sets it's drivers on fire and a nexus for class-based disdain for the plebs.
it's a valuable skill! also one I've had to practice many times lol
It's fine. I mean, it's not aggressive or hateful.
I have a feeling we may communicate or be friends after it's final. It's... just not healthy as a marriage.
My buddy's job at Statistics Canada is full of quiet nerds amazed at his cooking abilities, sure, but this office is 90% women and 80% of those are also raising kids and they bring in, like, venison or impeccably decorated cakes from their side businesses as bakers
yeah I need to rent a place from Aug - April and I've said if July goes well then he is welcome to move in with me since he has no idea what he's doing August - January
we'll seeeeee
so far the times we've spent several days together have gone well
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
I think 'oh shit, I'm getting fired'
turns out, it's to tell me that [Most Hated VP] is resigning!
we poppin' bottles, etc etc