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    CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    edited May 2016

    Dany
    The moral high ground of her character is almost entirely defined by her resistance to something that is already explicitly outlawed in the Seven Kingdoms. Like, she's going back to Westeros to do what, exactly? Slavery already doesn't exist there - it's the entire reason that Jorah Mormont was exiled in the first place.

    Contrast that with her inability to get anything lasting done in Essos, and it's unclear why the audience should be cheering for her return as the conquering hero.
    Dany is either under the severe delusion that all the common people give two shits about who sits on the throne as long as they aren't being actively murdered and will cheer her arrival and immediately crown her and everyone will be happy (except for the part where everything Dany touches falls apart at the fucking seams)

    Or she knows that that's unrealistic and is just going to incinerate everyone who gets between her and an increasingly irrelevant chair made out of swords, which makes her Mad King 2.0 and a ruler of nothing - especially once a million zombies rip the world apart

    Either way, I don't know how anyone is rooting for Dany

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    AstharielAsthariel The Book Eater Registered User regular
    Queen: Sansa
    Hand of the King: Jon Snow
    Master of War: Stannis
    Master of Coin: Tyrion
    Master of Whisperers: Future Arya
    Master of Laws: Doran Martell
    Master of Ships: Davos

    A man can dream.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    captaink wrote: »
    The financial future was only screwed because of Robert's prodigal spending.

    Littlefinger basically WAS the economy, and had crown incomes the highest they had ever been.

    I feel like book Littlefinger was portrayed as a legit financial wizard. But wasn't there a scene where show Littlefinger basically said he just borrowed it all?

    If show littlefinger isn't a money magician, then that ruins a huge part of his character. And unless it was in season five...then he didn't say that.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Asthariel wrote: »
    Queen: Sansa
    Hand of the King: Jon Snow
    Master of War: Stannis
    Master of Coin: Tyrion
    Master of Whisperers: Future Arya
    Master of Laws: Doran Martell
    Master of Ships: Davos

    A man can dream.

    Book Sansa or show Sansa? Because book Sansa would make a terrible absolute monarch. Just the worst.

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    Folken FanelFolken Fanel anime af When's KoFRegistered User regular
    Ceno wrote: »

    Dany
    The moral high ground of her character is almost entirely defined by her resistance to something that is already explicitly outlawed in the Seven Kingdoms. Like, she's going back to Westeros to do what, exactly? Slavery already doesn't exist there - it's the entire reason that Jorah Mormont was exiled in the first place.

    Contrast that with her inability to get anything lasting done in Essos, and it's unclear why the audience should be cheering for her return as the conquering hero.
    Dany is either under the severe delusion that all the common people give two shits who sits on the throne as long as they aren't being actively murdered and will cheer her arrival and immediately crown her and everyone will be happy (except for the part where everything Dany touches falls apart at the fucking seams)

    Or she knows that that's unrealistic and is just going to incinerate everyone who gets between her and an increasingly irrelevant chair made out of swords, which makes her Mad King 2.0 and a ruler of nothing - especially once a million zombies rip the world apart

    Either way, I don't know how anyone is rooting for Dany

    Im rooting for her because
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    The only proper and rightful place for Littlefinger is in a pine box, six feet under the ground

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Hot Pie not being on lists as Master of Coin is a travesty.

    If anyone knows how to make dough, it's him.

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    The only proper and rightful place for Littlefinger is in a pine box, six feet under the ground

    Although that sounds like a waste of perfectly good pine really.

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    ameybesameybes vvvv MERBERNRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    The only proper and rightful place for Littlefinger is in a pine box, six feet under the ground

    Although that sounds like a waste of perfectly good pine really.
    Or maple
    Or elm
    Beech
    Poplar
    The odd willow

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    el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    Btw, screencap of the season, if not all seasons:
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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
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    What are the chances that the Bran's Wildfire in KL vision was of the future? I don't remember if the Mad King actually set any fire in the city.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    It feels so weird because in the book I was 100% in hoping the Sparrows and Faith Militant kill all the highborn and ended fuedalism or at least destroying what's left of the lannisters. But in the show...

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    fRAWRstfRAWRst The Seas Call The Mad AnswerRegistered User regular
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    What are the chances that the Bran's Wildfire in KL vision was of the future? I don't remember if the Mad King actually set any fire in the city.

    RE: wildfire
    the mad king planted the pots with the pyromancers guild all around the city, but they were never detonated

    in book 2/season 2, tyrion starts using them for his bomb vs stannis. at one point they say that are 3000 pots ahead of production schedule, and tyrion thinks theyre flubbing the numbers to get paid more

    turns out, they found a cache of 1200 stacked underneath the great sept of baelor, under the dragon pit, and under one of the main streets if kings landing

    so in all likelyhood there is an atomic bomb hidden under kings landing

    i think cersei is gonna set it off

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    fRAWRst wrote: »
    Latest Episode
    What are the chances that the Bran's Wildfire in KL vision was of the future? I don't remember if the Mad King actually set any fire in the city.

    RE: wildfire
    the mad king planted the pots with the pyromancers guild all around the city, but they were never detonated

    in book 2/season 2, tyrion starts using them for his bomb vs stannis. at one point they say that are 3000 pots ahead of production schedule, and tyrion thinks theyre flubbing the numbers to get paid more

    turns out, they found a cache of 1200 stacked underneath the great sept of baelor, under the dragon pit, and under one of the main streets if kings landing

    so in all likelyhood there is an atomic bomb hidden under kings landing

    i think cersei is gonna set it off
    Okay, so I remembered correctly that the Mad King didn't set any off. So those flames in the city were from the future.

    Okay, Now I'm on board the "Cersei burns the city down" wagon.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    I thought the wildfire in the vision was the wildfire that burned um, those two Starks.
    edit- just rewatched it and it isn't. So, interesting.
    Also of note, a brief glimpse of the red wedding.

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    I thought the wildfire in the vision was the wildfire that burned um, those two Starks.
    edit- just rewatched it and it isn't. So, interesting.
    Also of note, a brief glimpse of the red wedding.

    No it wasn't.
    The explosion of wildfire takes place in an underground tunnel type place. Ned's father was burned alive in the throne room before the entire court, while his brother strangled himself on a snare type device trying to reach for a sword. He'd been told that if he touched it, his father would be spared. If it does happen to be a vision of the past, it's certainly not that event.

    And like I said, I'm sure Cersei burns King's Landing. She threatened to burn cities to the ground twice last season alone, and in the books there are a few events that point to it for me, like how her eyes are constantly described as being like wildfire, or her burning the tower of the hand down with wildfire, at which point Jamie thinks how she reminds him of the mad King.

    The two parts of the vision that excited me the most are the shadow of a dragon passing over the rooftops of King's Landing and the glimpse of Lyanna's "bed of blood".

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Dream team

    Queen: Lady
    Hand of the King: Grey Wind
    Master of War: Nymeria
    Master of Coin: Summer
    Master of Whisperers: Ser Ponce
    Master of Laws: Ghost
    Master of Ships: Shaggydog

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    CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    No one's going to end up on this throne, let's not be crazy, it's the whole theme of the series

    Except Ser Pounce, he will definitely end up on the throne

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Sprout wrote: »
    I'm pretty much operating under the assumption that ya girl Marge is operating on a level or two above the rest of these idiots.

    Don't forget Olenna. I think it's more a case that the men of their House are pretty dim and the women are much smarter and the real power behind it.

    Sort of the opposite of the book version of House Lannister.
    Tywin was a byword for scheming and strategy, Jamie is pretty canny and quite good at talking his way out of trouble and Tyrion is a master at it, as well as being learned in his own right, probably just shy of Maester level in some subjects. Book Cersei, however, thinks she's a wise woman among fools when she constantly plots her way into corners, panics and makes terrible decisions and generally causes five problems while trying (and failing) to solve one. Show Cersei isn't as bad, but it says something that the entire King's Landing plot this year revolves around the consequences of her horrible decisions last season.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Book Cersei is the worst.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ser Pounce: Master of whiskers

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    I think you're all missing the vital appointment of Mace Tyrell to Master of Ceremonies.

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Ceno wrote: »
    No one's going to end up on this throne, let's not be crazy, it's the whole theme of the series

    Except Ser Pounce, he will definitely end up on the throne

    Maybe not even Ser Pounce. There was that vision early in the show, in the House of the Undying.
    Dany walked into the throne room of the Red Keep, but it was all blackened, burned and empty. I think the roof was gone too? I'd have to watch it again to be sure. Anyway the point was the throne was there but there was nothing around to have and nobody left to rule.

    Side question: Are Dragons reptiles? Are they cold blooded? I mean they can make fire, but how do they handle cold and snow? I know the books mention
    ice dragons, which are supposed to be much, MUCH larger than the fire kind

    but is the obvious solution of "have Drogon incinerate the wights" going to be hampered by him hibernating as soon as it snows?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    Well current theories are that dinosaurs are warm blooded, so they don't have to be ectothermic.

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    Dany walked into the throne room of the Red Keep, but it was all blackened, burned and empty. I think the roof was gone too? I'd have to watch it again to be sure. Anyway the point was the throne was there but there was nothing around to have and nobody left to rule.

    You missed the super obvious metaphor:
    There was snow on the iron throne.

    Snow.

    Jon Snow on the iron throne.
    I don't really buy into it, but it would make a bit of sense. He's one of the most honorably just leaders left alive.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Book Cersei is the worst.

    Nah, she's the best thing about AFFC.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    The more I think about it, the more I think
    that Margaery will convince Tommen to be the champion of the Faith Militant

    Cersei is responsible for her last child's death when the Mountain squishes him, Marg is the queen of a newfound theocracy, negates Cersei's victory for use of necromancy

    or Cersei forces the Mountain to cede, thus proving her guilt and any semblance of power she has is stripped away. Marg wins again, still queen.

    Ceno on
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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Unpopular opinion:
    I'm starting to doubt Dany as a good ruler. I feel like she's in the wrong mindset for it, and that going in scorching everything to the ground is not going to be effective at all.
    She suffers from a fairly large case of the Mission Accomplished Banners and is definitely due for a big surprise when she rolls up on Kings Landing and no one gives a shit about her.

    No one's ever going to
    not give a shit about three by then full grown dragons.

    They are flamethrowing warplanes in a world without gunpowder

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    The only proper and rightful place for Littlefinger is in a pine box, six feet under the ground
    Now now, that's not right

    Put heavy stone walls around it, he might come back as a zombie

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2016
    Sir Sandor Clegane: Master of Chickens.

    e I'm bad at names

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Sir Gregor Clegane: Master of Chickens.

    When The Mountain reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled
    Yes Brave Ser Gregor turned about, and gallantly he chickened out

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Sir Gregor Clegane: Master of Chickens.

    Master of chickens is spicing the wiiiiiiiiiings
    With garlic and ginger and all kinds of thiiiiiiiiiings

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    FakefauxFakefaux Cóiste Bodhar Driving John McCain to meet some Iraqis who'd very much like to make his acquaintanceRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    The only proper and rightful place for Littlefinger is in a pine box, six feet under the ground
    Now now, that's not right

    Put heavy stone walls around it, he might come back as a zombie

    Come on, he'd clearly be a vampire.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    The only proper and rightful place for Littlefinger is in a pine box, six feet under the ground

    You're just jaeleous of the baelish!!!

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    More like baelich

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    You know... Gilly is really perfectly cast.

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    el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    Ceno wrote: »
    The more I think about it, the more I think
    that Margaery will convince Tommen to be the champion of the Faith Militant

    Cersei is responsible for her last child's death when the Mountain squishes him, Marg is the queen of a newfound theocracy, negates Cersei's victory for use of necromancy

    or Cersei forces the Mountain to cede, thus proving her guilt and any semblance of power she has is stripped away. Marg wins again, still queen.

    GRR stop posting on the forums please

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    You know... Gilly is really perfectly cast.

    I'm sorely tempted to check out Skins just to see how different she is in it.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Ceno wrote: »
    The more I think about it, the more I think
    that Margaery will convince Tommen to be the champion of the Faith Militant

    Cersei is responsible for her last child's death when the Mountain squishes him, Marg is the queen of a newfound theocracy, negates Cersei's victory for use of necromancy

    or Cersei forces the Mountain to cede, thus proving her guilt and any semblance of power she has is stripped away. Marg wins again, still queen.
    It would prove the prophecy sure.

    But she wouldn't be the Queen of westeros.

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    CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    el_vicio wrote: »
    Ceno wrote: »
    The more I think about it, the more I think
    that Margaery will convince Tommen to be the champion of the Faith Militant

    Cersei is responsible for her last child's death when the Mountain squishes him, Marg is the queen of a newfound theocracy, negates Cersei's victory for use of necromancy

    or Cersei forces the Mountain to cede, thus proving her guilt and any semblance of power she has is stripped away. Marg wins again, still queen.

    GRR stop posting on the forums please

    but i'm so tired of writing these damn books

    you kids won't let me stop

    Ceno on
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