computer was getting so slooooooow
turns out photoshop had a memory leak for the past couple weeks
lol
:-|
Did you not... close your program at the end of the day?
bowen i don't shut down my computer ever
sometimes it does it itself though for updates
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
About a week ago, I fell off my bike while trying to look cool and embedded a bunch of pavement into my palm and elbow. I am extracting it now.
What's weird is that the skin around it isn't red or rejecting it or anything. It's just like, yeah, I guess this is in here, whatever. Time to implant some other stuff. Home surgery.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
Also I guarantee they're just gonna Patton Oswalt in Agents of SHIELD the guy.
About a week ago, I fell off my bike while trying to look cool and embedded a bunch of pavement into my palm and elbow. I am extracting it now.
What's weird is that the skin around it isn't red or rejecting it or anything. It's just like, yeah, I guess this is in here, whatever. Time to implant some other stuff. Home surgery.
are you going to embed magnets in yourself and write blogposts about how its amazing
About a week ago, I fell off my bike while trying to look cool and embedded a bunch of pavement into my palm and elbow. I am extracting it now.
What's weird is that the skin around it isn't red or rejecting it or anything. It's just like, yeah, I guess this is in here, whatever. Time to implant some other stuff. Home surgery.
Saw that Independence Day sequel trailer, didn't that Area 51 hippy alien scientist get killed by the alien mind controlling him in the first movie?
he wasn't being mind controlled, as far as I remember, the Alien grabbed him and was manipulating his throat to make him 'speak'.
I guess he was still alive at that point, cos you'd need air going in and out to make him talk, otherwise the alien would probably have had to use him like a set of bagpipes.
or whateves. It's the same franchise where an intergalactic civilisation's technology was compatible with a Mac, so honestly, someone coming back from the dead is far from the biggest problem it has as far as credibility goes.
i dunno because macs just work so
The backstory is that most of earth's modern technology (the computer and transistors specifically) were based on the technology in the spaceship.
Binary is binary. The hardest part would be interfacing with it, but we assume that after having worked with the spaceship for 60+ years, they would've figured out the ins and outs of it. I think the "we haven't been able to power it on" was kind of hamfisted after the fact to explain why Okun isn't flying around like a crazy yahoo in the spaceship.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
About a week ago, I fell off my bike while trying to look cool and embedded a bunch of pavement into my palm and elbow. I am extracting it now.
What's weird is that the skin around it isn't red or rejecting it or anything. It's just like, yeah, I guess this is in here, whatever. Time to implant some other stuff. Home surgery.
are you going to embed magnets in yourself and write blogposts about how its amazing
trembling fingers typing out "its like a sixth sense" as the infection takes its grim hold
About a week ago, I fell off my bike while trying to look cool and embedded a bunch of pavement into my palm and elbow. I am extracting it now.
What's weird is that the skin around it isn't red or rejecting it or anything. It's just like, yeah, I guess this is in here, whatever. Time to implant some other stuff. Home surgery.
Your body is just trying to get calories from anywhere it can.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
About a week ago, I fell off my bike while trying to look cool and embedded a bunch of pavement into my palm and elbow. I am extracting it now.
What's weird is that the skin around it isn't red or rejecting it or anything. It's just like, yeah, I guess this is in here, whatever. Time to implant some other stuff. Home surgery.
are you going to embed magnets in yourself and write blogposts about how its amazing
trembling fingers typing out "its like a sixth sense" as the infection takes its grim hold
laughed out loud at this one
I totally wanted to do this at one point in my early twenties
oh god the infections that would have happened
at my last job my computer had some hardware problem and would BSOD once it'd been running for about 38 hours
so I just rebooted it every day when I left work
people looked at me like I was a madman
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
The worst thing is coming to work in the morning and seeing my PC has been rebooted.
NOO MY DATA IS NOW AUTOSAVED AND I HAVE TO SORT THROUGH IT AGAIN
you are a monster
im also a 50 tabber
deal with it
*tab tab tab tab tab*
the disease is inside you
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
basically there should be some sort of better lateral processing thingy so that I can have everything I would ever want open and running all the time
maybe also add in like those minority report screen manips with the haptic force hand waves
Also I bet you animals have a sea of icons on your desktops
you just download shit straight to your desktop don't you
there are multigig files sitting on there right now I bet
.....
only for certain programs that putting them into a directory actually makes them run worse (scientists lol)
I usually put shit wherever it is supposed to go
About a week ago, I fell off my bike while trying to look cool and embedded a bunch of pavement into my palm and elbow. I am extracting it now.
What's weird is that the skin around it isn't red or rejecting it or anything. It's just like, yeah, I guess this is in here, whatever. Time to implant some other stuff. Home surgery.
I had that happen with an elbow where I wrecked and drug it along the concrete picking up a bunch of rocks under my skin. Years later I'd feel one breaching through the skin and then it would emerge. Shit was weird.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Also I bet you animals have a sea of icons on your desktops
you just download shit straight to your desktop don't you
there are multigig files sitting on there right now I bet
where else would i put things
also i drag things from one folder to my desktop, then from my desktop to a different folder or email or whatever instead of just opening two windows and dragging from one to the other
i have 2 monitors too
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
You could run a virtual copy of windows on your pc and use save state and when your actual pc reboots you just reopen the virtual state
basically there should be some sort of better lateral processing thingy so that I can have everything I would ever want open and running all the time
maybe also add in like those minority report screen manips with the haptic force hand waves
luckily this is pretty much the direction CPUs are going, more cores all day every day
its mostly limited by your RAM
Aioua on
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
okay that does remind me that I used to have a hilariously messy desktop
and when it got too messy I would put it all in a folder called old desktop and then start again
it was desktops all the way down
I backed it and i have the same name as someone in the games industry so when it asked me what name should be listed in the credits I added a little joke that I wasn't such-and-such person
But then it turns out they have cancer?
So I hope they don't die before the game comes out because that would make the joke a little awkward
Also I bet you animals have a sea of icons on your desktops
you just download shit straight to your desktop don't you
there are multigig files sitting on there right now I bet
where else would i put things
also i drag things from one folder to my desktop, then from my desktop to a different folder or email or whatever instead of just opening two windows and dragging from one to the other
i have 2 monitors too
It's funny how you think either is the right way to do it when ctrl c ctrl x and ctrl v are like
About a week ago, I fell off my bike while trying to look cool and embedded a bunch of pavement into my palm and elbow. I am extracting it now.
What's weird is that the skin around it isn't red or rejecting it or anything. It's just like, yeah, I guess this is in here, whatever. Time to implant some other stuff. Home surgery.
Your body is just trying to get calories from anywhere it can.
There's iron in this! Some hydrocarbons in the tar I can use these. Silicon dioxide? Oh, just knock off the oxygens and tack on another proton and neutron, make it phosphorus, call up some of the fusion microbes we picked up in China, eating bok choy grown in nuclear waste.
Donkey Kong on
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
if i turn off the computer at the end of the day that takes minutes -entire minutes- out of my day the next day
really i'm just being efficient
just hit reboot when you walk out the door
pls
pls reboot
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Some people don't want to use the term girlfriend or boyfriend because they want a shorter word or they find it problematic or whatever
But I have heard a lot of (mostly younger than me) people try and look for other terms specifically to connote a different kind of relationship. They want to granularly express that it isn't x level of serious or committed, or that it isn't exclusive, or whatever.
i call my dude my Lord Commander
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
okay that does remind me that I used to have a hilariously messy desktop
and when it got too messy I would put it all in a folder called old desktop and then start again
it was desktops all the way down
are you my boss
i hate you so much right now
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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Blameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered Userregular
edited June 2016
So I called my insurance today to follow up on that whole thing where some tests I had were filed incorrectly and I got that $288 collections thing
WELLLL
they said that the lab had refiled it, BUT, they hadn't actually changed the number that needed changing, so it was still denied
I called the hospital
tiny old lady voice (Rosie) on the other end of the line says that she's looking at the two claims, and, the number was DEFINITELY changed, and DEFINITELY to the thing that the insurance company wanted it changed to
aaaaAAAAA
this would have been infuriating except she referred to the insurance company repeatedly as "Those People" with great contempt, and to me as a "poor dear", and kept muttering "They're going to drive us all insane, goodness, in my day these people didn't give people so much trouble.. just trying to get a test done, poor dear.." etc.
I'd make a folder named To be Sorted and dump all my shit there, eventually everything would be there so I give up and put it into a Misc folder, then it would be like Misc 2010, Misc 2011, etc.
Posts
sometimes it does it itself though for updates
What's weird is that the skin around it isn't red or rejecting it or anything. It's just like, yeah, I guess this is in here, whatever. Time to implant some other stuff. Home surgery.
It's his brother at Area 51 site 2
NOO MY DATA IS NOW AUTOSAVED AND I HAVE TO SORT THROUGH IT AGAIN
The backstory is that most of earth's modern technology (the computer and transistors specifically) were based on the technology in the spaceship.
Binary is binary. The hardest part would be interfacing with it, but we assume that after having worked with the spaceship for 60+ years, they would've figured out the ins and outs of it. I think the "we haven't been able to power it on" was kind of hamfisted after the fact to explain why Okun isn't flying around like a crazy yahoo in the spaceship.
trembling fingers typing out "its like a sixth sense" as the infection takes its grim hold
Your body is just trying to get calories from anywhere it can.
you are a monster
I totally wanted to do this at one point in my early twenties
oh god the infections that would have happened
so I just rebooted it every day when I left work
people looked at me like I was a madman
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
deal with it
*tab tab tab tab tab*
Also I bet you animals have a sea of icons on your desktops
you just download shit straight to your desktop don't you
there are multigig files sitting on there right now I bet
omg i can't
the disease is inside you
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
maybe also add in like those minority report screen manips with the haptic force hand waves
only for certain programs that putting them into a directory actually makes them run worse (scientists lol)
I usually put shit wherever it is supposed to go
I had that happen with an elbow where I wrecked and drug it along the concrete picking up a bunch of rocks under my skin. Years later I'd feel one breaching through the skin and then it would emerge. Shit was weird.
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where else would i put things
also i drag things from one folder to my desktop, then from my desktop to a different folder or email or whatever instead of just opening two windows and dragging from one to the other
i have 2 monitors too
luckily this is pretty much the direction CPUs are going, more cores all day every day
its mostly limited by your RAM
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
and when it got too messy I would put it all in a folder called old desktop and then start again
it was desktops all the way down
really i'm just being efficient
But then it turns out they have cancer?
So I hope they don't die before the game comes out because that would make the joke a little awkward
It's funny how you think either is the right way to do it when ctrl c ctrl x and ctrl v are like
right there
There's iron in this! Some hydrocarbons in the tar I can use these. Silicon dioxide? Oh, just knock off the oxygens and tack on another proton and neutron, make it phosphorus, call up some of the fusion microbes we picked up in China, eating bok choy grown in nuclear waste.
LOL
guys gooey can only do one thing at a time
I doubt the movie will be good though.
just hit reboot when you walk out the door
pls
pls reboot
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
i call my dude my Lord Commander
are you my boss
i hate you so much right now
WELLLL
they said that the lab had refiled it, BUT, they hadn't actually changed the number that needed changing, so it was still denied
I called the hospital
tiny old lady voice (Rosie) on the other end of the line says that she's looking at the two claims, and, the number was DEFINITELY changed, and DEFINITELY to the thing that the insurance company wanted it changed to
aaaaAAAAA
this would have been infuriating except she referred to the insurance company repeatedly as "Those People" with great contempt, and to me as a "poor dear", and kept muttering "They're going to drive us all insane, goodness, in my day these people didn't give people so much trouble.. just trying to get a test done, poor dear.." etc.
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!