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Drive - The Thread - Cancelled already
Taramoor
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Drive was a show on Fox. It airs right before 24 and opposite Deal or no Deal... so there's no reason not to watch it.
The story: 42 cars full of idiots are engaged a secret, illegal, cross-country road race. Winner gets $32 million and a grand prize that seems to vary from person to person.
It stars:
The Captain from Firefly. Getaway driver turned Nebraska farmer whose wife has been kidnapped or some such crap by the people running the race. If he wins he gets her back. He's as awesome as he ever was.
Also all these people:
I know that one guy is Dr. Connors in the Spider-man movies, and the other guy (the representative of the Race organizers) was the nerdy accountant agent in The Untouchables movie.
For some reason, this show reminds me of the Twisted Metal video games, where the winner gets a wish or something. Anyway, watch Drive while it's still on the air. The networks have been cancelling new shows left and right nowadays if they don't pull in Heroes-sized numbers on their very first airing.
Also, all the episodes that have aired so far are up on Fox.com, so you can watch them.
The story: 42 cars full of idiots are engaged a secret, illegal, cross-country road race. Winner gets $32 million and a grand prize that seems to vary from person to person.
It stars:
The Captain from Firefly. Getaway driver turned Nebraska farmer whose wife has been kidnapped or some such crap by the people running the race. If he wins he gets her back. He's as awesome as he ever was.
Also all these people:
I know that one guy is Dr. Connors in the Spider-man movies, and the other guy (the representative of the Race organizers) was the nerdy accountant agent in The Untouchables movie.
For some reason, this show reminds me of the Twisted Metal video games, where the winner gets a wish or something. Anyway, watch Drive while it's still on the air. The networks have been cancelling new shows left and right nowadays if they don't pull in Heroes-sized numbers on their very first airing.
Also, all the episodes that have aired so far are up on Fox.com, so you can watch them.
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I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
But I'm pretty sure they'd be hard-pressed to do so.
early bird gets the tits
and don't even try and tell me he was cheap
don't even
Which means you both loose.
i mean it basically is, yea?
but with tits
Oh jesus christ. Look at that brunette in the middle. There is no way those are real. Ugh. That's such bullshit.
but given their size I probably could not get across or around them, either
They have these things called bras now. They're pretty nifty.
because he's standing way out in front of everybody else in the promo picture
and he plays the world's greatest getaway driver
and they gave him the fastest car
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
a charming loveable guy with a strong will and determination who has come under hard times after being taken advantage of while doing charity work so wife has been kidnapped and he has to win to get her back because she is his high school sweetheart and she is pregnant
and
a pedophile on the run
a murderer on the run
an arsonist on the run
a drug dealer on the run
and they all do eachothers crimes too because they are bad guys with permanent scowls and they all have scars and tattoos dating back to when they first joined gangs back when they were 11 years old after cutting up their mother with a boxcutter
gee who will win
It's going to be Lost on wheels
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I mean some fake boobs are ok looking, but come on those things look like they're about to assplode.
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Being collapsed by a guy holding on to two wheels with rocket launchers on his shoulders
so itll be more like..the loveable charming guy gets randomly murdered, child-raped, burnt, and sold drugs
and every time it happens he is like 'who the fuck is doing that'
but apart from the faint smell of burnt rubber there is no evidence that someone was there or where they may have gone
then he falls through a pothole and into a hidden underground carpark