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Drive - The Thread - Cancelled already

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I was flipping channels and caught The Soup on E! talking about this show. They asked what it was about, and played a clip of the characters saying "illegal cross country race" about ten times. It made me feel silly watching the show, because its so ridiculous. And the acting is bad. And the characters are dumb. There's at least two characters an episode who think the next check point is the finish line. What part of cross country do they not understand? And why the hell would someone give away 32 million dollars for this?

    But man, Nathan Fillion has like 2 or 3 funny awesome moments in each show.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man I was totally going to post about those tits but I thought I'd save it for page two

    Blue tits hey!

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    That guy from the untouchables sure has some sassy boobies.

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    [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    I know its the first thing I saw. Those are huge compared to the rest of her body.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    i like this show a lot
    nathan fillian is so dreamy
    and this role was written for him

    and oh god titties
    and did i mention that nathan fillian was so dreamy

    put those tits on nathan and we got a party

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    bleh I'm not a fan of boobs that fake looking, or fake boobs in general actually. But the faker they look (those boobs) the less attractive they are imo.

    I mean some fake boobs are ok looking, but come on those things look like they're about to assplode.


    fuck you faggot

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I kinda like this show, not the best but its entertaining and the chick with the rude titties has a hot ass as well.

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    from what i saw of the show last night it was horrid, no redeeming qualities. (i know, rude titties, but not even those can save this show.)

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    the first three episodes were alot better than last nights episode. They kinda got me hooked and then I watched this episode with actual care about the characters. damnit.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Which one of them is supposed to be Dick Dastardly?

    Nice reference.



    Also, yeah, Nathan Fillion is the only reason to be interested in this show. He's also the only character you can care about. Hopefully the people who make the show will realize this and just make this show be a vehicle for him to be a reluctant badass all the time. That's all I really expect out of this show. Everyone else could die for all I care.

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Which one of them is supposed to be Dick Dastardly?

    Nice reference.



    Also, yeah, Nathan Fillion is the only reason to be interested in this show. He's also the only character you can care about. Hopefully the people who make the show will realize this and just make this show be a vehicle for him to be a reluctant badass all the time. That's all I really expect out of this show. Everyone else could die for all I care.

    While turning the show into a vehicle for Nathan Fillion would in no way be bad, I do enjoy a couple of the characters so far.

    Charles Martin Smith (the guy from The Untouchables) as the emcee of the race owns every scene he's been in so far. The scene last night at the drive-in made me laugh alot harder than it should have because he was in it.

    The "concerned mother" and "evil material girl" archetypes both have potential to be a lot of fun, even though they haven't gotten to do much together yet.

    The two brothers were a lot more entertaining during the first two episodes.

    The Army guy and his wife look to be the Nikki/Micah/D.L. storyline, in that I hope they die in a fire. Hopefully last night will follow through properly and they'll just be off the show.

    Rochelle Aytes as the girl who wants back in the race could prove a badass. After all, she's hitchhiking to Appomatox covered in fresh blood.

    As for Dying science teacher and his hot daughter... well... they haven't done much yet.

    All they really need to do is change the opening credit sequence to something that doesn't make me want to kill myself, or just make like Heroes and remove it entirely, and then I won't feel as bad for liking the show.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So has someone pointed out how bad this show is yet?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I haven't seen last night's episode yet. I've got it on DVR.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The only other interesting character (other than Nathan Fillion, of course) is the kinda crazy mom. She totally should have shot that other girl in the first place though. I'm sad to say that none of the girls in it are of the smoking hot variety. Sure, they're hotter than most real life girls, but they all are kinda off in some way. C'mon Fox, you need at least two smoking hot babes that get into a lesbian kissing scene in a hot tub during sweeps.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My ass threw up a little.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    My ass threw up a little.

    That's called diarrhea.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    My ass threw up a little.

    That's called diarrhea.

    I like the term shart myself.

    I shart
    You shart
    They sharts
    ....

    Et maintenant, en Français

    Je shart
    Tu shart
    Il/elle shart
    Nous shartons
    Vous shartez
    Ils/Elles shartent.

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    Darken RahlDarken Rahl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The girl with the lisp who tries too hard to be Lindsay Lohan goes from pretty to OH MY GOD HER NECK THREW UP in 0.3 seconds.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    The girl with the lisp who tries too hard to be Lindsay Lohan goes from pretty to OH MY GOD HER NECK THREW UP in 0.3 seconds.

    She also sounds like she smokes a pack of cigarettes every hour.

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    Darken RahlDarken Rahl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Some guys like that, I guess.

    Me, I'm not into the Bea Arthur sound-alikes.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    You had me at
    Taramoor wrote: »


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    Watching a trailer for this show on TV around my roommates, I perked up and said "Hey that's...!" and then realized none of my roommates would have any idea what the hell I was talking about.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Some guys like that, I guess.

    Me, I'm not into the Bea Arthur sound-alikes.

    No kidding. Why settle for that when you could have the real thing?

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    Darken RahlDarken Rahl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That there's the reason a good buddy's worst cut on a girl in college was:

    "I wouldn't fuck that with Bea Arthur's dick."

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man I was totally going to post about those tits but I thought I'd save it for page two

    I don't know what this means when your first thought was the tits but mine was how gay the promo image was.

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    Darken RahlDarken Rahl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I think it means he thinks about tits and you think about gay.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey guys who is the tits girl

    I am totally voting for the tits girl

    she has tits you see.

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    Darken RahlDarken Rahl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    There are tits in this thread?

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    [Tycho?] wrote: »
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    And god said, "Let there be tits, and it was good".

    I know she probably has a great backstory with lots of angst and lightdarknesshearts....

    But really, who is she on the show. I need to vote for Nathan Fillion and this womans tits to win.

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    Darken RahlDarken Rahl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Those aren't tits. They're tractor beams.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I enjoy this show.

    I'm sure it will be canceled soon.

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    Kool-Aid GuyKool-Aid Guy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This show is so dumb

    But I love it

    The monologue the lady gave at the beginning of the last episode - "Do you know what we've been through? The hostage situation, the shot out tires, the tire store with no tires, the drive through where they left the meat out of my double meat burger... because God told me I would win!" - I couldn't stop laughing

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I think it means he thinks about tits and you think about gay.

    I think you're new!

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I think it means he thinks about tits and you think about gay.

    I think you're new!
    don't mind scarlet st., she's on her period

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man I was totally going to post about those tits but I thought I'd save it for page two

    I don't know what this means when your first thought was the tits but mine was how gay the promo image was.

    ok am I the only person who keeps seeing "promo" as "porno"?

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    NarianNarian Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So Canadians can't watch Drive online.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    those are fucking warheads under that sweater

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    man I was totally going to post about those tits but I thought I'd save it for page two

    I don't know what this means when your first thought was the tits but mine was how gay the promo image was.

    ok am I the only person who keeps seeing "promo" as "porno"?

    i guess i am

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hi guyz

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    CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    hi guyz

    Win.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    You had me at
    Taramoor wrote: »


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