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African endangered rhino
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Beret of poodle, on my noodle
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African endangered rhino
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turtles' necks, I've got my share
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Feel this sweater, there's no better,
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'twas my cat
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African endangered rhino
grizzly bear underwear
turtles' necks, I've got my share
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest.
Try my red robin suit,
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turtles' necks, I've got my share
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest.
Try my red robin suit,
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We had a bomb threat at my old school. That was fucking sweet. We walked around the field all day and talked. They did it right after lunch too, so we just hung out and did nothing. Then we hopped the fence and went home and watched zoolander while sippin on slurpees and playing vidjagames.
I could go for some bomb titties right now. Oh how I'd defuse them!
Man I'm so fucking bored
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Why is always bomb threat. Never like a bomb invitational.
Hey, I planted this bomb out in the middle of nowhere, where it won't hurt anyone. Maybe you would like to come hang out around it and live a life of danger. Help yourself.
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Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.
See this hat
'twas my cat
my evening wear
vampire bat
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino
grizzly bear underwear
turtles' necks, I've got my share
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest.
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest, see my vest
Like my loafers? Former gophers
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
We have been notified of a bomb threat. Apparently the trigger is a wrong answer to this test, so you all better have studied. So help me god mark, if you get us blown up like you would have last week you're getting a detention. No pressure though kids.
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These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino
grizzly bear underwear
turtles' necks, I've got my share
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest.
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest, see my vest
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It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best.
At my school I was sitting in the halls one day and some kid threw a smoke bomb into a display case and it exploded right infront of me. Later that year someone through a molotov cocktail through a window of the music room and burnt everything in it, $150,000 damage.
This weekend 3 kids from my school (one of which was in my english class last semester) held up a Harvey's at fake-gun point and robbed it. They're being charged with armed robbery.
Also, has anyone elses school started these "Lockdown drills" for if someone comes in with a gun? They're really stupid because now the most likely people to commit the crime have access (either directly, as they are a student, or indirectly, through a student) to all the plans the school has. On top of this, theres no plans at all for lunch period attacks.
Also, the plan isn't that great anyway, if anyone were to take out the secretary and everyone in the main office, the whole plan would fall apart because it's really just she yells "CODE RED" down the PA and everyone locks their doors. Also, you'd better hope you dont need a dookie just before a lockdown, or you're left out in the hall on your own because the doors aren't to be opened until a cop says to.
Furthermore, during the drills we have a cop come around and bang on the door to see if anyone screams to give away that there are people in the room. We had a kid shout "Come in!" and we all got yelled at by a cop.
When I was a senior in high school, the principal admitted that 5 separate bomb threats were called in on the first anniversary of the Columbine shooting. We were never moved from our classes, no authorities were ever called. Basically never told anyone about the calls until after the school year was over.
At my school, they found something they thought was a bomb. Wasn't even a threat called in. They evacuated everyone, while they detonated what turned out to be a dead cat in a box.
When I was a senior in high school, the principal admitted that 5 separate bomb threats were called in on the first anniversary of the Columbine shooting. We were never moved from our classes, no authorities were ever called. Basically never told anyone about the calls until after the school year was over.
Oh, this happens quite alot at my school... They never evacuate us because if they evacuate they have to admit that there might be a problem in the security of our schools.
At my school, they found something they thought was a bomb. Wasn't even a threat called in. They evacuated everyone, while they detonated what turned out to be a dead cat in a box.
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I remember the time I got suspended for making a bomb threat.
Some cokehead took a fire extinguisher of the wall and ran through the halls spraying it everywhere a few days ago while screaming that everyone needs to save their drugs. The fire alarms went off and we all got to chill outside for a while. That was cool, I wish shit like that happened more.
we had some guy standing outside our parking lot pointing a gun at our school. At that point the classes were on lockdown for like 4 hours. Fortunately we were watching Empire Strikes Back for AP Physics that day (our teacher was kinda lazy) so we just finished it and got to RoTJ. The other physics class had to keep learning though, which sucked for them.
Anyway my friend had that normal period off so when he came back he had no idea of what was going on and when he walked in the school he was told to put his hands in the air while the cops pointed a gun at him.
Oh highschool...good times.
Oh yea, apparantly we had a bomb threat here yesterday at University of Iowa. I didn't hear anything about it until I saw it in the paper today with the headline BOMB THREAT TURNED OUT TO BE HOAX
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I only really saw like 2 people cry.
Anyway, it was all a prank anyway, just as I had thought, and now I'm heading off to Minneapolis anyway.
Good day.
STEAM!
whatever happened to the shuffleboard and Gin tourneys?
Bomb threats can be fun.
I could go for some bomb titties right now. Oh how I'd defuse them!
Man I'm so fucking bored
Hey, I planted this bomb out in the middle of nowhere, where it won't hurt anyone. Maybe you would like to come hang out around it and live a life of danger. Help yourself.
Schools are run by pussies.
Edit: Now with german subtitles!
At my school I was sitting in the halls one day and some kid threw a smoke bomb into a display case and it exploded right infront of me. Later that year someone through a molotov cocktail through a window of the music room and burnt everything in it, $150,000 damage.
This weekend 3 kids from my school (one of which was in my english class last semester) held up a Harvey's at fake-gun point and robbed it. They're being charged with armed robbery.
Here's an article on it: http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/Local/2007/04/24/4126221.html
Also, has anyone elses school started these "Lockdown drills" for if someone comes in with a gun? They're really stupid because now the most likely people to commit the crime have access (either directly, as they are a student, or indirectly, through a student) to all the plans the school has. On top of this, theres no plans at all for lunch period attacks.
Also, the plan isn't that great anyway, if anyone were to take out the secretary and everyone in the main office, the whole plan would fall apart because it's really just she yells "CODE RED" down the PA and everyone locks their doors. Also, you'd better hope you dont need a dookie just before a lockdown, or you're left out in the hall on your own because the doors aren't to be opened until a cop says to.
Furthermore, during the drills we have a cop come around and bang on the door to see if anyone screams to give away that there are people in the room. We had a kid shout "Come in!" and we all got yelled at by a cop.
Maybe postpone a due date on a paper or two
But that never happens
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Oh, this happens quite alot at my school... They never evacuate us because if they evacuate they have to admit that there might be a problem in the security of our schools.
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Good times, good times.
there was a fight, or a smoke bomb, or a drug bust, or a gang fight, or a fucking race riot every week
-sigh-...we were good kids :^:
Anyway my friend had that normal period off so when he came back he had no idea of what was going on and when he walked in the school he was told to put his hands in the air while the cops pointed a gun at him.
Oh highschool...good times.
Oh yea, apparantly we had a bomb threat here yesterday at University of Iowa. I didn't hear anything about it until I saw it in the paper today with the headline BOMB THREAT TURNED OUT TO BE HOAX
We just got to chill on the grass while the teachers checked all the rooms.