Oh Kurzgesagt, you silly, the Fermi paradox is simple to explain:
All of the other civilizations built over time in the galaxy by other species went dark, and their species extinct. As will ours, just as with all of our precursor civilizations (the fun part is knowing that a) All of those other civilizations probably or certainly - in the case of our precursors - died somehow, b) Knowing how ours could die, and contemplating which pill will be our poison).
The promise of a high concept space faring future built on the back of science is a lie.
Eat at Arby's.
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The election thread had to institute a ban on satire because it was becoming indistinguishable from reality.
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-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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Speaking of wow
You know the other person who should voice some trump quotes?
The guy who voiced xt-002 deconstructor, in that exact voice
Oh Kurzgesagt, you silly, the Fermi paradox is simple to explain:
All of the other civilizations built over time in the galaxy by other species went dark, and their species extinct. As will ours, just as with all of our precursor civilizations (the fun part is knowing that a) All of those other civilizations probably or certainly - in the case of our precursors - died somehow, b) Knowing how ours could die, and contemplating which pill will be our poison).
The promise of a high concept space faring future built on the back of science is a lie.
Eat at Arby's.
Eh
Space is big
Time is long
That we haven't found extraterrestrial life in the fragmentary blip of both space and time in which we've looked is hardly paradoxical
i started hearing dark whispers and it gave me a new ability bar to cause hysteria and turn invisible and shit, I made some people fight the guards at the bank and then I got killed by the town because invisibility was on cooldown
I guess you can turn into a demon if you keep it up long enough
i started hearing dark whispers and it gave me a new ability bar to cause hysteria and turn invisible and shit, I made some people fight the guards at the bank and then I got killed by the town because invisibility was on cooldown
I guess you can turn into a demon if you keep it up long enough
neat
...What?
Wow always does an event when rolling out a new xpac
When wrath came out there was a zombie plague, when cataclysm hit there were elemental invasions etc
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i started hearing dark whispers and it gave me a new ability bar to cause hysteria and turn invisible and shit, I made some people fight the guards at the bank and then I got killed by the town because invisibility was on cooldown
I guess you can turn into a demon if you keep it up long enough
neat
...What?
big events happenin because legion expansion is coming
Oh Kurzgesagt, you silly, the Fermi paradox is simple to explain:
All of the other civilizations built over time in the galaxy by other species went dark, and their species extinct. As will ours, just as with all of our precursor civilizations (the fun part is knowing that a) All of those other civilizations probably or certainly - in the case of our precursors - died somehow, b) Knowing how ours could die, and contemplating which pill will be our poison).
The promise of a high concept space faring future built on the back of science is a lie.
Eat at Arby's.
Eh
Space is big
Time is long
That we haven't found extraterrestrial life in the fragmentary blip of both space and time in which we've looked is hardly paradoxical
i know we're alone. and when i say we're alone, we're alone - life is only on earth, and not for long
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Oh Kurzgesagt, you silly, the Fermi paradox is simple to explain:
All of the other civilizations built over time in the galaxy by other species went dark, and their species extinct. As will ours, just as with all of our precursor civilizations (the fun part is knowing that a) All of those other civilizations probably or certainly - in the case of our precursors - died somehow, b) Knowing how ours could die, and contemplating which pill will be our poison).
The promise of a high concept space faring future built on the back of science is a lie.
Eat at Arby's.
Eh
Space is big
Time is long
That we haven't found extraterrestrial life in the fragmentary blip of both space and time in which we've looked is hardly paradoxical
It's the size of the galaxy & the time said galaxy has been around that creates the paradox, though:
If there are plenty of planets (and there are, we now know this thanks to efforts like the Kepler scope), and there has been plenty of past history for intelligent life to develop, and if our own development pace is typical... where is everyone? Someone, by the standards set by high concept futurists & Moore's Law, should have colonized at least a sizeable portion of the Galaxy, if not nearly the entire thing. There should be debris almost everywhere, and signals bouncing off of everything.
Instead, there is no debris anywhere, and no detectable signals at all.
So, either somehow all of these advanced civilizations are undetectable (implausible), or we are so special & unique & Jesus loves us (Gag me; will no doubt be disproven as soon as we're able to dig for fossils in old Martian river beds, goodness knows if that'll be in my lifetime though), or they're all ash & bones on coffin worlds - either of their own machinations or because they ran out of time to figure-out how to travel into space before their sun got too old.
Oh Kurzgesagt, you silly, the Fermi paradox is simple to explain:
All of the other civilizations built over time in the galaxy by other species went dark, and their species extinct. As will ours, just as with all of our precursor civilizations (the fun part is knowing that a) All of those other civilizations probably or certainly - in the case of our precursors - died somehow, b) Knowing how ours could die, and contemplating which pill will be our poison).
The promise of a high concept space faring future built on the back of science is a lie.
Eat at Arby's.
Eh
Space is big
Time is long
That we haven't found extraterrestrial life in the fragmentary blip of both space and time in which we've looked is hardly paradoxical
It's the size of the galaxy & the time said galaxy has been around that creates the paradox, though:
If there are plenty of planets (and there are, we now know this thanks to efforts like the Kepler scope), and there has been plenty of past history for intelligent life to develop, and if our own development pace is typical... where is everyone? Someone, by the standards set by high concept futurists & Moore's Law, should have colonized at least a sizeable portion of the Galaxy, if not nearly the entire thing. There should be debris almost everywhere, and signals bouncing off of everything.
Instead, there is no debris anywhere, and no detectable signals at all.
So, either somehow all of these advanced civilizations are undetectable (implausible), or we are so special & unique & Jesus loves us (Gag me; will no doubt be disproven as soon as we're able to dig for fossils in old Martian river beds, goodness knows if that'll be in my lifetime though), or they're all ash & bones on coffin worlds - either of their own machinations or because they ran out of time to figure-out how to travel into space before their sun got too old.
They all evolved into lizards, didn't you watch the documentary Threshold?
They taste awful and don't provide any nutrition you couldn't get elsewhere.
Is it just the inertia of history that keeps people growing and eating such a horrible "food"?
Blasphemer!
Turnips are a 100% crunchy source of crunchiness that can be added at low cost to a variety of western take-out 'Chinese' foods, such as Chow Mein / Sweet & Sour Pork / Chicken Balls + Rice. There are those of us who live & die by that fckn crunch when we bite into our Chow Mein, sir.
(There are also alternative turnip-like food products that are sometimes used but whatever it's the same Goddamn principle!)
Oh Kurzgesagt, you silly, the Fermi paradox is simple to explain:
All of the other civilizations built over time in the galaxy by other species went dark, and their species extinct. As will ours, just as with all of our precursor civilizations (the fun part is knowing that a) All of those other civilizations probably or certainly - in the case of our precursors - died somehow, b) Knowing how ours could die, and contemplating which pill will be our poison).
The promise of a high concept space faring future built on the back of science is a lie.
Eat at Arby's.
Eh
Space is big
Time is long
That we haven't found extraterrestrial life in the fragmentary blip of both space and time in which we've looked is hardly paradoxical
i know we're alone. and when i say we're alone, we're alone - life is only on earth, and not for long
Fuck you von trier
fuck gendered marketing
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Oh Kurzgesagt, you silly, the Fermi paradox is simple to explain:
All of the other civilizations built over time in the galaxy by other species went dark, and their species extinct. As will ours, just as with all of our precursor civilizations (the fun part is knowing that a) All of those other civilizations probably or certainly - in the case of our precursors - died somehow, b) Knowing how ours could die, and contemplating which pill will be our poison).
The promise of a high concept space faring future built on the back of science is a lie.
Eat at Arby's.
Eh
Space is big
Time is long
That we haven't found extraterrestrial life in the fragmentary blip of both space and time in which we've looked is hardly paradoxical
It's the size of the galaxy & the time said galaxy has been around that creates the paradox, though:
If there are plenty of planets (and there are, we now know this thanks to efforts like the Kepler scope), and there has been plenty of past history for intelligent life to develop, and if our own development pace is typical... where is everyone? Someone, by the standards set by high concept futurists & Moore's Law, should have colonized at least a sizeable portion of the Galaxy, if not nearly the entire thing. There should be debris almost everywhere, and signals bouncing off of everything.
Instead, there is no debris anywhere, and no detectable signals at all.
So, either somehow all of these advanced civilizations are undetectable (implausible), or we are so special & unique & Jesus loves us (Gag me; will no doubt be disproven as soon as we're able to dig for fossils in old Martian river beds, goodness knows if that'll be in my lifetime though), or they're all ash & bones on coffin worlds - either of their own machinations or because they ran out of time to figure-out how to travel into space before their sun got too old.
or
or
we've looked at a pebble on a sidewalk in a massive city through a microscope for 5 seconds and said "I can't see any other people!"
Oh Kurzgesagt, you silly, the Fermi paradox is simple to explain:
All of the other civilizations built over time in the galaxy by other species went dark, and their species extinct. As will ours, just as with all of our precursor civilizations (the fun part is knowing that a) All of those other civilizations probably or certainly - in the case of our precursors - died somehow, b) Knowing how ours could die, and contemplating which pill will be our poison).
The promise of a high concept space faring future built on the back of science is a lie.
Eat at Arby's.
Eh
Space is big
Time is long
That we haven't found extraterrestrial life in the fragmentary blip of both space and time in which we've looked is hardly paradoxical
It's the size of the galaxy & the time said galaxy has been around that creates the paradox, though:
If there are plenty of planets (and there are, we now know this thanks to efforts like the Kepler scope), and there has been plenty of past history for intelligent life to develop, and if our own development pace is typical... where is everyone? Someone, by the standards set by high concept futurists & Moore's Law, should have colonized at least a sizeable portion of the Galaxy, if not nearly the entire thing. There should be debris almost everywhere, and signals bouncing off of everything.
Instead, there is no debris anywhere, and no detectable signals at all.
So, either somehow all of these advanced civilizations are undetectable (implausible), or we are so special & unique & Jesus loves us (Gag me; will no doubt be disproven as soon as we're able to dig for fossils in old Martian river beds, goodness knows if that'll be in my lifetime though), or they're all ash & bones on coffin worlds - either of their own machinations or because they ran out of time to figure-out how to travel into space before their sun got too old.
or
or
we've looked at a pebble on a sidewalk in a massive city through a microscope for 5 seconds and said "I can't see any other people!"
That's no a very good analogy for either our optical or radio astronomy observations, though. If there are radio signals bouncing around (and those things have a pretty good shelf life & range, and they travel at nearly the speed of light), we should have detected at least some fragments of them. Wandered into the equivalent of some civilization's expanding radio footprint, like our own on Earth (but presumably much more massive, given a posited civilization that has colonized some substantial portion of the milky way).
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Oh Kurzgesagt, you silly, the Fermi paradox is simple to explain:
All of the other civilizations built over time in the galaxy by other species went dark, and their species extinct. As will ours, just as with all of our precursor civilizations (the fun part is knowing that a) All of those other civilizations probably or certainly - in the case of our precursors - died somehow, b) Knowing how ours could die, and contemplating which pill will be our poison).
The promise of a high concept space faring future built on the back of science is a lie.
Eat at Arby's.
Eh
Space is big
Time is long
That we haven't found extraterrestrial life in the fragmentary blip of both space and time in which we've looked is hardly paradoxical
i know we're alone. and when i say we're alone, we're alone - life is only on earth, and not for long
Fuck you von trier
eh he wasn't talking about reality he was just talking about depression
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is satire that is literally indistinguishable from what it's satirizing still satire?
if the only clue that it is satire is contextual?
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
All of the other civilizations built over time in the galaxy by other species went dark, and their species extinct. As will ours, just as with all of our precursor civilizations (the fun part is knowing that a) All of those other civilizations probably or certainly - in the case of our precursors - died somehow, b) Knowing how ours could die, and contemplating which pill will be our poison).
The promise of a high concept space faring future built on the back of science is a lie.
Eat at Arby's.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
You know the other person who should voice some trump quotes?
The guy who voiced xt-002 deconstructor, in that exact voice
Whaddaya think @Neco @override367 @winky other wow'ers
Eh
Space is big
Time is long
That we haven't found extraterrestrial life in the fragmentary blip of both space and time in which we've looked is hardly paradoxical
Dammit
...What?
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Wow always does an event when rolling out a new xpac
When wrath came out there was a zombie plague, when cataclysm hit there were elemental invasions etc
big events happenin because legion expansion is coming
all da demons comin fo dat ass
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
i know we're alone. and when i say we're alone, we're alone - life is only on earth, and not for long
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
It's the size of the galaxy & the time said galaxy has been around that creates the paradox, though:
If there are plenty of planets (and there are, we now know this thanks to efforts like the Kepler scope), and there has been plenty of past history for intelligent life to develop, and if our own development pace is typical... where is everyone? Someone, by the standards set by high concept futurists & Moore's Law, should have colonized at least a sizeable portion of the Galaxy, if not nearly the entire thing. There should be debris almost everywhere, and signals bouncing off of everything.
Instead, there is no debris anywhere, and no detectable signals at all.
So, either somehow all of these advanced civilizations are undetectable (implausible), or we are so special & unique & Jesus loves us (Gag me; will no doubt be disproven as soon as we're able to dig for fossils in old Martian river beds, goodness knows if that'll be in my lifetime though), or they're all ash & bones on coffin worlds - either of their own machinations or because they ran out of time to figure-out how to travel into space before their sun got too old.
Rms you startled me you're not supposed to be here
You're supposed to be nude sunbathing in Ibiza or something
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
What is that smell, knitdan
Are you gangin'g?
Waccying the tabaccy?
Bashed neeps
...No?
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
They taste awful and don't provide any nutrition you couldn't get elsewhere.
Is it just the inertia of history that keeps people growing and eating such a horrible "food"?
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Blasphemer!
Turnips are a 100% crunchy source of crunchiness that can be added at low cost to a variety of western take-out 'Chinese' foods, such as Chow Mein / Sweet & Sour Pork / Chicken Balls + Rice. There are those of us who live & die by that fckn crunch when we bite into our Chow Mein, sir.
(There are also alternative turnip-like food products that are sometimes used but whatever it's the same Goddamn principle!)
x.x
Sweet snack food why do you betray humanity? We made you!
Fuck you von trier
this low-key soylent propaganda...
or
or
we've looked at a pebble on a sidewalk in a massive city through a microscope for 5 seconds and said "I can't see any other people!"
the cast of ghostbusters so charming
@Chanus @Jacobkosh
That's no a very good analogy for either our optical or radio astronomy observations, though. If there are radio signals bouncing around (and those things have a pretty good shelf life & range, and they travel at nearly the speed of light), we should have detected at least some fragments of them. Wandered into the equivalent of some civilization's expanding radio footprint, like our own on Earth (but presumably much more massive, given a posited civilization that has colonized some substantial portion of the milky way).
eh he wasn't talking about reality he was just talking about depression
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
did you register Simon?
I know what I'm looking for.
It's CO 1-0 signals to trace gas clouds though so not aliens.
It'll probably be super expensive, but the chance to hold up my 'notice me Asuka-senpai' sign...
oh god no
it's loss
I recognized it this time
the internet has got into me
You will buy tickets and then she will be moved the the main roster