Humanity has jumped the shark

Rankenphile

Druhim wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

man you guys sharks are so cool you don't even know

like, did you know that sharks are made up of 73% titanium?

it's true.

You're so full of shit. They're actually made of Plutonium 239 and they will intentionally ram blue whales and blow them up because they're that hardcore.

that's only whale sharks duh that's why they're called that

they were invented by that guy jack koostoh.

Drano

some book called the bible i found on ebay

Rankenphile

hey guys that word I made up up there, the Animalictionary

I'm pretty proud of that word

like a motherfucking wordsmith and shit over here

Metzger Meister

Callius wrote: »

The Far Side wrote: »

rank how are we to mine these sharks

With the power of Dragonforce.

We will weave Herman Li's hair into an unbreakable net, imbued with the powers of rocking.


Also, five minute guitar solos and songs about warriors and quests and being fucking rad all the time every day.

Druhim

Rankenphile wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

man you guys sharks are so cool you don't even know

like, did you know that sharks are made up of 73% titanium?

it's true.

You're so full of shit. They're actually made of Plutonium 239 and they will intentionally ram blue whales and blow them up because they're that hardcore.

that's only whale sharks duh that's why they're called that

they were invented by that guy jack koostoh.

No you idiot, whale sharks are like the aircraft carriers of the shark world. They can carry a dozen great whites inside them and then they launch all at once and fuck a whole buch of shit up.

Drano

dictionimal would not have been as clear

Rankenphile

Druhim wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

man you guys sharks are so cool you don't even know

like, did you know that sharks are made up of 73% titanium?

it's true.

You're so full of shit. They're actually made of Plutonium 239 and they will intentionally ram blue whales and blow them up because they're that hardcore.

that's only whale sharks duh that's why they're called that

they were invented by that guy jack koostoh.

No you idiot, whale sharks are like the aircraft carriers of the shark world. They can carry a dozen great whites inside them and then they launch all at once and fuck a whole buch of shit up.

okay you just need to stop, you obviously have no idea what you are talking about and have probably been drinking

Metzger Meister

Did anyone watch that show that aired on Discovery once called The Future Is Wild?

That shit was fucking sick.

Lord Dave

candygram

Spoiler:

MalaysianShrew

So have we already discussed The Fonz?











Because he jumped a shark.

Druhim

Rankenphile wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

man you guys sharks are so cool you don't even know

like, did you know that sharks are made up of 73% titanium?

it's true.

You're so full of shit. They're actually made of Plutonium 239 and they will intentionally ram blue whales and blow them up because they're that hardcore.

that's only whale sharks duh that's why they're called that

they were invented by that guy jack koostoh.

No you idiot, whale sharks are like the aircraft carriers of the shark world. They can carry a dozen great whites inside them and then they launch all at once and fuck a whole buch of shit up.

okay you just need to stop, you obviously have no idea what you are talking about and have probably been drinking

Oh I've been drinking alright, and that's how I'm communing with the shark spirits!

RIP AND TEAR!

Druhim

MalaysianShrew wrote: »

So have we already discussed The Fonz?











Because he jumped a shark.

*sigh*

Metzger Meister

Druhim wrote: »

MalaysianShrew wrote: »

So have we already discussed The Fonz?











Because he jumped a shark.

*sigh*

'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Rankenphile

Coolomundo!

The Far Side

Metzger Meister

That... what?

Wren

LES ANANAS

The Far Side

Telefrançais! Telefrançais! Bonjour, Allô, Salut! Telefrançais! Telefrançais! Lisez, parlez avec nous! C'est formidable! Exceptionnel! C'est excellent! Sensationnel! C'est merveilleux! Ce'est magnifique! Telefrançais: fantastique! TEEHHHHLEFRANCAIS, Telefrançais! Telefrançais!

The Far Side

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3DnoxzorYg

Wren

its what they show canadian children in elementary level french class. I dont know maybe americans have it too

Lord Dave

Dienekes

The Far Side wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3DnoxzorYg

heh, emission

Dienekes

Wren wrote: »

its what they show canadian children in elementary level french class. I dont know maybe americans have it too

no i don't believe so i'm pretty sure people would accuse them of promoting homosexuality

like speng bab

Metzger Meister

Dienekes wrote: »

The Far Side wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3DnoxzorYg

heh, emission

Wow... that's the gayest pineapple ever.



Why would a fucking pineapple speak French?

Wren

why would a pineapple speak?

Lord Dave

why would a pineapple?

Metzger Meister

What is love (love)? :whistle:

ThatDudeOverThere

Lord Dave wrote: »

candygram

Spoiler:

ahahahaha where the hell is that from

Also that pineapple is pretty gay you guys

Gettin' its can rocked

juices coming out

Metzger Meister

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

Lord Dave wrote: »

candygram

Spoiler:

ahahahaha where the hell is that from

Also that pineapple is pretty gay you guys

Gettin' its can rocked

juices coming out

Dude, Land Shark, man. Old SNL skit.

ThatDudeOverThere

I'm starting to suspect that that horrible puppet monstrocity at the very beginning of the clip is what the pineapple usually looks like.

Edit: ahahahaha what the fuck

As7

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

I'm starting to suspect that that horrible puppet monstrocity at the very beginning of the clip is what the pineapple usually looks like.

Edit: ahahahaha what the fuck

I needed the money!

IT WAS AN EASY GIG!

Weaver

Wallhitter

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

I'm starting to suspect that that horrible puppet monstrocity at the very beginning of the clip is what the pineapple usually looks like.

Edit: ahahahaha what the fuck

That doesn't make any fucking sense.

WHY ARE SKELETONS DANCING ON THE PLANE?! ALSO, WHY DO THEY HAVE SPORTS GEAR?!

Lurker

what happens to the hour then?

durr durr durr

ThatDudeOverThere

Weaver I don't know who that is but she looks like she is not of legal age

Metzger Meister

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

Weaver I don't know who that is but she looks like she is not of legal age

Fair game for me then.

jpeg

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

Weaver I don't know who that is but she looks like she is not of legal age

Alizee

Metzger Meister

jpeg wrote: »

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

Weaver I don't know who that is but she looks like she is not of legal age

Alizee

She is outrageously fine. Seriously. Aphrodite will totally smite her for stealing her thunder.

Faricazy

she kinda looks like natalie portman

in Leon

Weretaco

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

I'm starting to suspect that that horrible puppet monstrocity at the very beginning of the clip is what the pineapple usually looks like.

Edit: ahahahaha what the fuck

Oh jesus christ I remember that. I don't think they use it in schools anymore though.