All I lament is that long ago I couldn't deal with being single. I thought it meant something was wrong with me. I grew out of that a long time ago, both by finding the idea silly and also now knowing something is wrong with me anyway.
All I lament is that long ago I couldn't deal with being single. I thought it meant something was wrong with me. I grew out of that a long time ago, both by finding the idea silly and also now knowing something is wrong with me anyway.
Yeah, I've been single for most of the last two years now, and it's done me a lot of good.
All I lament is that long ago I couldn't deal with being single. I thought it meant something was wrong with me. I grew out of that a long time ago, both by finding the idea silly and also now knowing something is wrong with me anyway.
Yeah, I've been single for most of the last two years now, and it's done me a lot of good.
Fortunately ... or unfortunately? I might have gotten too good at being single and I treat any and all women as platonic associates.
I stopped looking for a long-term relationship when I realized people typically lose interest in me around the three-year mark.
time to look for a short-term relationship with monthly re-evaluation periods
I date casually, so that's basically what's up. Though I have fallen in love with someone recently. That's going to be backfire in two years and eleven months.
All I lament is that long ago I couldn't deal with being single. I thought it meant something was wrong with me. I grew out of that a long time ago, both by finding the idea silly and also now knowing something is wrong with me anyway.
Yeah, I've been single for most of the last two years now, and it's done me a lot of good.
Fortunately ... or unfortunately? I might have gotten too good at being single and I treat any and all women as platonic associates.
I'm a better person for it, I think. I was very codependent before. I'm able to stand on my own two feet now, or I would be if I hadn't been diagnosed with fibromyalgia last year. Just my bloody luck.
i think it was someone in chat who recounted their beau spending a very long time kissing and caressing his nips, and him maybe or maybe not having the heart to explain to her that they aren't the erogenous zones that are lady nips
i've been waiting for a towering historical fiction epic titled new amsterdam that imagines the world if the dutch kept hold of north america instead of the brits
i think it was someone in chat who recounted their beau spending a very long time kissing and caressing his nips, and him maybe or maybe not having the heart to explain to her that they aren't the erogenous zones that are lady nips
i think it was someone in chat who recounted their beau spending a very long time kissing and caressing his nips, and him maybe or maybe not having the heart to explain to her that they aren't the erogenous zones that are lady nips
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*checks US marriage statistics before making flippant remark*
*falls into hole of mathematics and wonder*
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OLcAGbXhWIVcl5IziVpG0eKFJS3xi_Sac9kYMkRFvD8/edit?usp=sharing
Wait is that like the average time of a marriage lasting here?
Yeah, I've been single for most of the last two years now, and it's done me a lot of good.
The fifth guy married a concierge. It was all "Welcome and feel free to use the back door reserved for guests."
are you a soft cheese by chance
they become too much after 3 years
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
goddamit FCC
WHY'S IT BAD
Fortunately ... or unfortunately? I might have gotten too good at being single and I treat any and all women as platonic associates.
I date casually, so that's basically what's up. Though I have fallen in love with someone recently. That's going to be backfire in two years and eleven months.
I seeing 8-ish, with no kind of narrative of how that number was derived.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OLcAGbXhWIVcl5IziVpG0eKFJS3xi_Sac9kYMkRFvD8/edit?usp=sharing
ain't that a bitch
better than a Gloria Gaynor cover of Dracula I guess
proving that it's always better to shoot to kill
........wait hold on this is why the us is doomed
I'm a comedian. So... actually, probably, yeah.
every day
I'm all about it
a CLOWN FISH??!??! tell us a joke!
I'm a better person for it, I think. I was very codependent before. I'm able to stand on my own two feet now, or I would be if I hadn't been diagnosed with fibromyalgia last year. Just my bloody luck.
i guess there is something to be said for not allowing the other side to present an eyewitness account
Alright. Two breasts walk into a bra...
WONDERFUL POST
regularly
oh good i have a heavy bass event in a few weeks with a good bass sound system
BRILLIANT!!!
i've been waiting for a towering historical fiction epic titled new amsterdam that imagines the world if the dutch kept hold of north america instead of the brits
it doesn't seem to exist
THIS POST DESERVES A TROPHY!!!
Truly things can always be worse
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OLcAGbXhWIVcl5IziVpG0eKFJS3xi_Sac9kYMkRFvD8/edit?usp=sharing
:surprised:
Get the jumper cables.
they deffo are for some dudes!
And the mattress.