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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    of all the stupid vidcon romances I have done, I can't think of a single one that was improved by having sex be the capstone reward for going through it.

    In DA 2 you sleep with Isabella a couple times before you officially romance her. Its kind of sweet. Though Merril will always be my romance of choice there. Poor lonely Merril.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Yeah idk most video game characters I don't actually find sexy, I just enjoy playing them out because it's fun, but Bishop is definitely sexy to me. Very good voice.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    of all the stupid vidcon romances I have done, I can't think of a single one that was improved by having sex be the capstone reward for going through it.

    This is part of the evolution in the ME series. At least with Liara, it totally is the capstone in 1, in 2 it's there but it's murkier and weird, and in 3 I think you have sex a couple of times throughout it, and the real reward is the several minute conversation before the second time about living lives together/the bittersweet goodbye she gives you on Earth.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Man, I don't know, romance in games is really fun! Or even characters in game talking about romance, like fixing up Aveline and what's his face, or Sagani talking about her long-distance setup. Maybe it's just how I like to engage in the genre instead of reading romance novels. It's generally a really positive and fun topic.

    The aveline romance in DA2 was the best. Like both versions of hawkes voice respond so wonderfully to her terrible romance.

    Aveline was pretty great.
    Anders trying to rile her up was also some of my favourite party interactions, but sadly, there was no room for her on my team of Warrior Hawke, Varric, Merril, and Anders.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    em it is very mean to make fun of someone's laugh don't be a monster!

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    of all the stupid vidcon romances I have done, I can't think of a single one that was improved by having sex be the capstone reward for going through it.

    In DA 2 you sleep with Isabella a couple times before you officially romance her. Its kind of sweet. Though Merril will always be my romance of choice there. Poor lonely Merril.

    Yeah Isabella man... she plays with the heart.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    of all the stupid vidcon romances I have done, I can't think of a single one that was improved by having sex be the capstone reward for going through it.

    In DA 2 you sleep with Isabella a couple times before you officially romance her. Its kind of sweet. Though Merril will always be my romance of choice there. Poor lonely Merril.

    merill is the worst

    i engineer it so her life goes to shit, and then i berate her for being terrible

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    (merrill is not actually the worst, i momentarily forgot about sebastian)

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I can't play the rest of Mass Effect because it's owned by EA
    *sheds single, noble tear*

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Man, I don't know, romance in games is really fun! Or even characters in game talking about romance, like fixing up Aveline and what's his face, or Sagani talking about her long-distance setup. Maybe it's just how I like to engage in the genre instead of reading romance novels. It's generally a really positive and fun topic.

    The aveline romance in DA2 was the best. Like both versions of hawkes voice respond so wonderfully to her terrible romance.

    Aveline was pretty great.
    Anders trying to rile her up was also some of my favourite party interactions, but sadly, there was no room for her on my team of Warrior Hawke, Varric, Merril, and Anders.

    For me its varric, Merril and Isabella. I think my favorite pay off is the ball of twine dialogue.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I picked Yen over Triss but that didn't stop me from making sweet sweet Witcher love to several ladies over the course of the game.

    The unicorn scene is the best though.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    well shit, my brother got hit on his bike my a truck

    maybe I should fly out to colorado to see him

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc, why does blue hair of skin make a girl attractive

    I dunno it's like

    My heart is vaping and playing quiplash right

    And the answers are coming and none are really screaming for a vote

    And then someone goes "blue girl?"

    And by heart is like LMAOXD votevotevotevote kek

    Every time





    I wonder who the very first blueish person I fell for was

    There must have been some cashier when I was 14 or something

    It is interesting because when I was younger any nonstandard color was somewhat waifu. But now blue and purple have completely occupied the space

    Sorry wandering

    @organichu

    Yesterday I was driving home on the 405 inching along

    And a motorcyclist was stopped and off their bike on the shoulder

    As we approached, I saw the black bike, black jacket, black helmet

    As we passed I glanced over again 90 degrees to the left and my brain processed azure and emerald hair; wavy hair; pulled up and clipped into place; wait, the rider is female; and delicate in facial features and fair in tone

    And then we kept driving and a single petal fell from the cherry blossom tree of my heart

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I can't play the rest of Mass Effect because it's owned by EA
    *sheds single, noble tear*

    ???

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    of all the stupid vidcon romances I have done, I can't think of a single one that was improved by having sex be the capstone reward for going through it.

    What

    The best reward for romance is supersoldier children amirite @Hakkekage

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Varric is one of the best npcs created in the last 10 years

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Isabella is my favorite romance character in a game.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I can't play the rest of Mass Effect because it's owned by EA
    *sheds single, noble tear*
    modern hero makes ultimate sacrifice

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    well shit, my brother got hit on his bike my a truck

    maybe I should fly out to colorado to see him

    Jesus, is he ok?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    desc noice

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Varric is one of the best npcs created in the last 10 years

    I am playing Dragon Age Inquisition currently, I respecced into Dual Wielding Rogue from an archery one, so I could have Varric on my team

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    i have literally no idea whether to take this job or not

    lots of money vs. not so much money
    no room for growth vs. room for growth
    v small organization vs. v big organization
    unknown level of experience vs. getting experience
    boston vs. LA

    plus taking into account a little bit where girlfriend would prefer to live..

    this sux

    girlfriend you say

    jake..

    Jaaaaaaaake

    yes

    yes i'm here, what is it

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I can't play the rest of Mass Effect because it's owned by EA
    *sheds single, noble tear*

    ???
    EA is a very bad company.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    well shit, my brother got hit on his bike my a truck

    maybe I should fly out to colorado to see him

    Jesus, is he ok?

    a few broken ribs, broken clavicle, eye socket broken (doesn't look like eye damage)

    no internal bleeding or brain damage as far as they can tell

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Liara is the best alien romance. Ever.

    Now is this summer car game actually fun or just gary's mod janky fun?

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    i have literally no idea whether to take this job or not

    lots of money vs. not so much money
    no room for growth vs. room for growth
    v small organization vs. v big organization
    unknown level of experience vs. getting experience
    boston vs. LA

    plus taking into account a little bit where girlfriend would prefer to live..

    this sux

    girlfriend you say

    jake..

    Jaaaaaaaake

    yes

    yes i'm here, what is it

    Girlfriend

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Varric is one of the best npcs created in the last 10 years

    "So he's a story telling dwarf who gives the main character shit throughout his adventure, despite being the one who is effectively telling the story in the first place, so we can assume most of his lines are designed to make himself more likeable and most likely did not happen the way he says they did."

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    fifa is going to take 15 hours to download

    this digital future is great

    man 15 hours

    think of all the gameplay time you are losing


    that's like 3 goals

    maybe if you're @y2jake215 but i'm actually good so nah

    @tav

    this beautiful, above .500 fifa 16 record of 144 wins and 100 losses

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    People getting rul mad at the existence of optional romances in bioware games (and other, lesser, RPGs) is kinda funny.
    It's all optional, what's the big deal?

    Well in ME 1 you got experience from talking to your people, so you could accidentally end up sleeping with Kaidan. The horror.

    We all make mistakes.

    Stupid, boring mistakes.

    He hit on me so I had him killed.

    Man did Virmire solve that problem good.

    Then I forgot to talk to Cortez so he died

    I saved Kelly in ME2

    I literally saved all of the queer women and got all of the queer men killed and I was like omg what have I done

    This is literally what happens in real life

    Quickly bang nerdbait fantasy

    Ignoring gay men who then die

    Captaining a spaceship into an alien hideout that's constructing a horrible superweapon

    Yeah actually sounds like life

    Every 3rd Sunday

    Bless your heart.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    well shit, my brother got hit on his bike my a truck

    maybe I should fly out to colorado to see him

    Jesus, is he ok?

    a few broken ribs, broken clavicle, eye socket broken (doesn't look like eye damage)

    no internal bleeding or brain damage as far as they can tell

    Holy shit. Did they catch the guy?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    well shit, my brother got hit on his bike my a truck

    maybe I should fly out to colorado to see him

    Jesus, is he ok?

    a few broken ribs, broken clavicle, eye socket broken (doesn't look like eye damage)

    no internal bleeding or brain damage as far as they can tell

    Holy shit. Did they catch the guy?

    still waiting to hear on that, 4th hand information

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    em it is very mean to make fun of someone's laugh don't be a monster!

    this is such a weird trigger point for you

    i have exactly the laugh i described so i have no compunctions

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    oh man

    did you know there is a "message requests" tab on your facebook messages

    and there are filtered messages you can read

    and sometimes it's a guy ranting at you about some comment you made on a news article once like three years ago

    there's this whole world in here i didn't even know about

    i've been ignoring all these people and i didn't even know

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    well shit, my brother got hit on his bike my a truck

    maybe I should fly out to colorado to see him

    Jesus, is he ok?

    a few broken ribs, broken clavicle, eye socket broken (doesn't look like eye damage)

    no internal bleeding or brain damage as far as they can tell

    shit man sorry to hear that

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I shitpost so no one knows the truth about me

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc, why does blue hair of skin make a girl attractive

    I dunno it's like

    My heart is vaping and playing quiplash right

    And the answers are coming and none are really screaming for a vote

    And then someone goes "blue girl?"

    And by heart is like LMAOXD votevotevotevote kek

    Every time





    I wonder who the very first blueish person I fell for was

    There must have been some cashier when I was 14 or something

    It is interesting because when I was younger any nonstandard color was somewhat waifu. But now blue and purple have completely occupied the space

    Sorry wandering

    @organichu

    Yesterday I was driving home on the 405 inching along

    And a motorcyclist was stopped and off their bike on the shoulder

    As we approached, I saw the black bike, black jacket, black helmet

    As we passed I glanced over again 90 degrees to the left and my brain processed azure and emerald hair; wavy hair; pulled up and clipped into place; wait, the rider is female; and delicate in facial features and fair in tone

    And then we kept driving and a single petal fell from the cherry blossom tree of my heart

    The road not taken, desc

    Where is your pioneer spirit

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    em it is very mean to make fun of someone's laugh don't be a monster!

    this is such a weird trigger point for you

    i have exactly the laugh i described so i have no compunctions

    it is so personal and instinctive! it is a moment of joy and ultimately, vulnerability

    how is it odd or weird that someone would be sensitive to their laugh being mocked

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    well shit, my brother got hit on his bike my a truck

    maybe I should fly out to colorado to see him

    Jesus, is he ok?

    a few broken ribs, broken clavicle, eye socket broken (doesn't look like eye damage)

    no internal bleeding or brain damage as far as they can tell

    Holy shit. Did they catch the guy?

    still waiting to hear on that, 4th hand information

    If you can swing it I'd say go man. I'm sure your brother would appreciate it.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I hereby retire

    Unless I forget

    I will probably forget

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    woo it's time to go home.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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