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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Alright I'm going to get some nicotine and a cheeseburger from the gas station.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Alright I'm going to get some nicotine and a cheeseburger from the gas station.

    "One Marlboro burger please, hold the menthol."

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    oh hey I have a 20 oz can of tomato paste from who knows how many years ago in the back of the cupboard

    use y/n
    N. From my time spent in food banks, tomato-based canned products are only really good for up to one year after the best by date. Check the best by date, but I'm pretty sure that tomato paste is toast.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    $1500 for 8 gigs of RAM, last gen i5, integrated graphics and a 256 gig SSD.

    Wow.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Yeah isn't eating expired canned goods how you get botulism?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    "Your browser doesn’t support live streaming of the event."

    lol why support chrome it's not like any apple customer uses chrome instead of safari right

    I thought Safari was just for showing people how to remove an icon.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    matt has a problem

    poo
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Apple's really has a way of finding a lot of tiny ways to arrogantly annoy me personally.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    But my function keys that I use for paradox video games...

    Macs are not for playing games. They are for producing ruthlessly slick minimalist graphics for insufferable pop up restaurant menus in desaturated colours with lots of empty space.

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    pods that has a border that is so passe

    ditch the border then you need way more left margin and the text should be so washed out by the background that it doesn't meet accessibility standards

    also the background can't be just a single color it needs to be several layers of slightly opaque black stacked on top of a white background then with a Gaussian blur effect

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    The same way IE is the world leader in downloading another browser.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Last night when I was at the grocery store (prior to getting pulled over by the cops for walking), I had a crisis of conscience about whether chili was a dangerously unhealthy thing for me to eat, right when I was staring at the cans of diced tomatoes that I was going to buy to use in the chili

    I won that crisis and decided that yes, I was indeed going to eat chili, but fast forward to today and apparently this mental battle distracted me entirely from the process of actually buying the tomatoes, which I have only now discovered after browning the beef and tossing in the beans and chopping the onion

    FFFFFFFFF

    How would chili be a bad thing for you to eat? Like, making it with lean ground beef or turkey, I don't see it? There's no oil or butter in it, no cream, just a pound of lean protein, two cans beans, two cans tomato, whatever veggies and spices.

    Even with a fatty protein, I drain 80/20 beef if that's what I've got and it's still 1/5th of the meal.

    the spice packets have a decent amount of the devil sodiums and i am trying to reduce meats in general especially since i kind of indulged a couple of times over the weekend but yeah i decided that i would err on the side of chili and/or freedom

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I asked for two little buckets of cream cheese with my bagel but I only needed one of them

    I am shamed my day is ruined help me chat

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I asked for two little buckets of cream cheese with my bagel but I only needed one of them

    I am shamed my day is ruined help me chat

    Buy another bagel. "Oh no cream cheese for me, thanks."

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I asked for two little buckets of cream cheese with my bagel but I only needed one of them

    I am shamed my day is ruined help me chat

    get another bagel to symmetrize everything

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i took corworkers to a hole in the wall cuban place. they loved it.

    i win!

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Honk wrote: »
    "Your browser doesn’t support live streaming of the event."

    lol why support chrome it's not like any apple customer uses chrome instead of safari right

    I thought Safari was just for showing people how to remove an icon.

    Some website I found said 30-40% chrome, 2-3% safari.

    Edge is totally capable of streaming video over the internet though, unlike chrome, surprisingly.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I asked for two little buckets of cream cheese with my bagel but I only needed one of them

    I am shamed my day is ruined help me chat

    Save the other in case you need to make a lame joke later in the day.

    "Oh man I just creamed myself that was so good."

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I asked for two little buckets of cream cheese with my bagel but I only needed one of them

    I am shamed my day is ruined help me chat

    Whatcha gonna do with all that extra cream cheese though?

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I asked for two little buckets of cream cheese with my bagel but I only needed one of them

    I am shamed my day is ruined help me chat

    Save the other in case you need to make a lame joke later in the day.

    "Oh man I just creamed myself that was so good."

    Eat it with a spoon, to remind yourself of your failing. That way, you won't do it again.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    man I remember netbooks

    I still have an EEEpc with linux on it tucked away

    that little guy is still a beast

    I wonder how it'd fare with a SSD and win 10 slapped into it

    probably better than with 7!

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    man I remember netbooks

    I still have an EEEpc with linux on it tucked away

    that little guy is still a beast

    I wonder how it'd fare with a SSD and win 10 slapped into it

    probably better than with 7!

    if you can get drivers for it yeah it probably would

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I asked for two little buckets of cream cheese with my bagel but I only needed one of them

    I am shamed my day is ruined help me chat

    just eat the other little bucket

    ezpz

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I asked for two little buckets of cream cheese with my bagel but I only needed one of them

    I am shamed my day is ruined help me chat

    get a spoon and do your duty

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    so bored that I finished the last of my new hire assessment bullshit

    I wish there were more games I wanted to play that this machine could handle. this is literally what I'm left to think about at work.

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    man I remember netbooks

    I still have an EEEpc with linux on it tucked away

    that little guy is still a beast

    I wonder how it'd fare with a SSD and win 10 slapped into it

    probably better than with 7!

    I ran my graduate thesis project on one of those. It took almost 2 days to train

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    man I remember netbooks

    I still have an EEEpc with linux on it tucked away

    that little guy is still a beast

    I wonder how it'd fare with a SSD and win 10 slapped into it

    probably better than with 7!

    if you can get drivers for it yeah it probably would

    it's from like 2008 it should probably have drivers for everything still?

    like the trackpad is even multi-touch

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I asked for two little buckets of cream cheese with my bagel but I only needed one of them

    I am shamed my day is ruined help me chat

    Save the other in case you need to make a lame joke later in the day.

    "Oh man I just creamed myself that was so good."

    Preacher no. No.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Today is the day of Halloween festivities at my workplace. So no real work is getting done. :D

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I asked for two little buckets of cream cheese with my bagel but I only needed one of them

    I am shamed my day is ruined help me chat

    get a spoon and do your duty

    /digs knife into cream cheese, slaps blob on plate

    Welp

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    BSoBBSoB Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I asked for two little buckets of cream cheese with my bagel but I only needed one of them

    I am shamed my day is ruined help me chat

    Get some sugar and vanilla.

    combine and eat.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I asked for two little buckets of cream cheese with my bagel but I only needed one of them

    I am shamed my day is ruined help me chat

    How does it feel to personally contribute this much ecological damage to the planet

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    $1500 for 8 gigs of RAM, last gen i5, integrated graphics and a 256 gig SSD.

    Wow.

    hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

    does it have a headphone jack?
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    "Your browser doesn’t support live streaming of the event."

    lol why support chrome it's not like any apple customer uses chrome instead of safari right

    I thought Safari was just for showing people how to remove an icon.

    Some website I found said 30-40% chrome, 2-3% safari.

    Edge is totally capable of streaming video over the internet though, unlike chrome, surprisingly.

    Chrome streams video just fine, except for that weird Netflix thing where it can only do 720, not 1080.

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Today is the day of Halloween festivities at my workplace. So no real work is getting done. :D

    Is everyone catching ghastly and taking their snorlax for candy?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    @Gooey

    ^

    poo
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Also, my SKFM costume:
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    $1500 for 8 gigs of RAM, last gen i5, integrated graphics and a 256 gig SSD.

    Wow.

    hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

    does it have a headphone jack?
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    "Your browser doesn’t support live streaming of the event."

    lol why support chrome it's not like any apple customer uses chrome instead of safari right

    I thought Safari was just for showing people how to remove an icon.

    Some website I found said 30-40% chrome, 2-3% safari.

    Edge is totally capable of streaming video over the internet though, unlike chrome, surprisingly.

    Chrome streams video just fine, except for that weird Netflix thing where it can only do 720, not 1080.

    But that would mean that Apple is lying to me.

    Or that they are not smart enough to develop a proprietary streaming solution that works in Chrome.

    Or that they did it on purpose in order to mildly annoy me. :(

    PSN: Honkalot
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    syndalis wrote: »
    the elevators in my building have a rather complex algorithm that calculates time of day, floors to rest on, leaving doors open at specific times, etc. etc.

    It's actually kind of impressive the thought that goes into managing thousands of workers and 54 floors.

    Yeah this is kind of necessary in high rise buildings.

    Also, supertalls will have like, intermediary banks and different banks serving different floors and so on

    it's kinda fascinating!
    Fuck I missed an elevator conversation. I know lots about this.

    Elevator controllers are incredibly complex these days. The dispatching logic that goes into it and the wiring is substantial.

    Learning, error reporting and self correcting are functions that newer controllers have.

    We replaced controllers that made the ride of an elevator so smooth, that if the ADA didn't chime the floor you couldn't tell it was moving.

    zepherin on
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    isn't most-efficient elevator routing an NP complete problem?

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I need some dr. scholls. These shoes are killing me. And also i can see through holes in them when I look inside

    Probably gonna do real good in the CO winter.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Also, my SKFM costume:
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    are you the reason vine's shutting down

    be honest

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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