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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Do Krogans bang?

    I guess I assumed they just laid their eggs in water and then a male krogan came over and fertilized them.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I assumed they did and that's why they're so heavily armored.

    It's a rough experience.

    I don't think they lay eggs, as I remember a lot of references to stillbirths thanks to the genophage.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2017
    They have actual sex.

    Source: Wrex in Citadel DLC.

    Sorce on
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    Dizzy DDizzy D NetherlandsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Do Krogans bang?

    I guess I assumed they just laid their eggs in water and then a male krogan came over and fertilized them.

    According to Eve "Very clumsily".

    https://youtu.be/Xf6OkXcXVRA

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    da:o is backwards compatible on Xbox one now

    c'monnnnn DA2

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    time to work for that alien orgy

    we're gonna noah's ark this shit: two of every species we have aboard

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    can my ryder just be a big hussy

    none of that ME3 accidentally locking into cortez forever nonsense (miss u tali)

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    yeah! YEAH! let me be Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet in space!

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    fuck anything that moves and a few things that don't move

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    yeah! YEAH! let me be Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet in space!

    LT to huff ether

    RT to huff ether deeply

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    yeah! YEAH! let me be Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet in space!

    "baby ryder wants to FUCK"

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    fuck anything that moves and a few things that don't move

    Gonna get me some sentient boulder dick.

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Have Frostbite games run well on PCs? I was debating on either going PC or PS4.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Have Frostbite games run well on PCs? I was debating on either going PC or PS4.

    Battlefield and Battlefront run shockingly well on my PC, at least

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Good to hear.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    As immature as it was I still grinned when the pilot mentioned that the Pathfinder's quarters are off-limits... unless invited. He knows what's up.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    As immature as it was I still grinned when the pilot mentioned that the Pathfinder's quarters are off-limits... unless invited. He knows what's up.

    well who's going to feed the fish while the Pathfinder's out? certainly not me. gotta have a rando crewmember do that.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Do Krogans bang?

    I guess I assumed they just laid their eggs in water and then a male krogan came over and fertilized them.

    You ever seen tortoises do it? I imagine it's like that
    Warning, maybe don't play this with the volume up in public

    https://youtu.be/OJhLRR33FI4

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    recommended videos now are just various animals attempting to mate

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    recommended videos now are just various animals attempting to mate

    And the problem is?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    giraffes DO have long necks

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    recommended videos now are just various animals attempting to mate

    And the problem is?

    Hiding the boner at work.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    ha ha like I can hold a job

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Continuing my DAI replay

    Just got to Redcliffe and met Dorian

    Dang I forgot how rad he is

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    ha ha like I can hold a job

    if hiding a boner was a job

    maybe i could be self-employed

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Continuing my DAI replay

    Just got to Redcliffe and met Dorian

    Dang I forgot how rad he is

    Dorian is absolutely amazing.

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I love that like 90% of Dorian's lines are "*sigh* No, I'm not one of those Tevinter mages"

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited January 2017
    I love that like 90% of Dorian's lines are "*sigh* No, I'm not one of those Tevinter mages"

    And then it turns out he kinda is!

    I love Inquisition. You hang out with a bunch of assholes.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I definitely want to play though ME 1-3 again before Andromeda, but I have to figure out when to start it so I can be done right around the time it comes out

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    For me, ME1 takes about 20 hours, ME2 around 40, ME3 around 60 hours, so to play through the entire trilogy, right after the other I'd allocate probably 3-4 weeks.

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    DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    I should do that myself...expecially since the added all of them to X1 and I already own all the DLC. I'll probably wait until the end of February.

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    SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    For me, ME1 takes about 20 hours, ME2 around 40, ME3 around 60 hours, so to play through the entire trilogy, right after the other I'd allocate probably 3-4 weeks.

    Kinda surprised that 2 takes you longer than 1, it's always the opposite for me (with the ME2 DLC it evens out).

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I do *everything*.
    If there's a planet with "good" resources on it, I'm harvesting that.
    There's also a lot more dlc than in me1.
    I don't think there's that much to ME1 unless you go joyriding in the mako to see parts of the map which don't have any icons in it.

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    DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    I think if I do everything...ME1 runs me about 30-40 hours. ME2 about 45 with DLC. And ME3 was about the 50-60 range with DLC.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Play ME1 as a biotic on easy if you have to play it at all.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Got to Skyhold in DAI

    Iron Bull is still the absolute best

    I'm also trying to make sure I interact with all of the cast regularly this time around, whereas I neglected some characters the first time I played

    I still don't like Vivienne but the fact that you can disagree with her and tell her to go punch sand and she will still approve because if you're going to be the leader at the very least you should be confident in your decisions is a very nice touch that makes her feel more fleshed out and real

    And Blackwall is funnier than I remember

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    I really don't like Iron Bull

    Not, like, as a character? Just as a person. He's a bad guy, Qunari believer.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I can't decide who to shack up with

    Sera is right out. Blackwell seems too...tragic? For my tastes. Josephine and Cassandra aren't picking up what Evelyn is throwing down and Varric loves his crossbow more than me.

    I've got it down to Iron Bull or Cullen, I think.

    Obviously only because Scout Harding isn't an option

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Iron Bull or Cullen will come down to your... tastes. I know I was always probably going to go with Cullen but I wanted to see what Iron Bull's romance was like. After the first romantic scene with him I reloaded the game and then declined his offer.

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