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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Karl wrote: »
    You're all joking but yes to a MGS revengeance style boss with Sauron.

    Turn into the skid and make it a power slide of edgelord.

    Like Doom

    I'm not joking.


    I have put a lot of thought into this.

    I already have my metal as fuck song to kick in when you fight Sauron:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bDVPLDppvE

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    LotR Revengeance is totally my jam

    give me an Eowyn who's done with men hecking up everything and I'm 100% in

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I bought Dragonball Xenoverse yesterday

    it's pretty great even if I don't really understand what I'm doing most of the time

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I bought Dragonball Xenoverse yesterday

    it's pretty great even if I don't really understand what I'm doing most of the time

    Yelling and shooting energy out of your hands at bad people.

    It's incredibly accurate to the series. I really want to play the sequel eventually.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I considered getting the sequel, but decided to go with the cheaper option initially to see if I even liked it.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The pull of the sequel would be that they are putting the Dragon Ball Super stuff in that so you can look forward to the insanity of fighting female Broly at some point in the future.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Does the Tolkien/LOTR/Middle Earth estate have any say in what the game is like, story wise?

    IIRC they actually don't have the rights to the Lotr books canon, but instead the movie canon, which is why they have not-worgs and not-trolls instead of worgs and trolls

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    I got to play through the story of Dragonball Z but as a kickass saiyan lady. It was basically a gift to my teenage self.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    See, I barely follow Dragonball so that sorta thing is mostly lost on me.

    I just wanna beat up stuff.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    playing so much ESO that I keep reading Dragonball as "Daggerfall"

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    See, I barely follow Dragonball so that sorta thing is mostly lost on me.

    I just wanna beat up stuff.

    Mori, I'd love to play you with my character in Xenoverse. I only got up to about the Cell Saga on my guy before I stopped.

    I debated making a Sayain dude, a Buu girl, or a Friezaman and I went with a Friezaman myself.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Dagger Dagger
    Rock the dagger
    Dagger Fall Z

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Does the Tolkien/LOTR/Middle Earth estate have any say in what the game is like, story wise?

    IIRC they actually don't have the rights to the Lotr books canon, but instead the movie canon, which is why they have not-worgs and not-trolls instead of worgs and trolls

    Looks like they have balrogs and wraiths in this one

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    I would presume that financial success nets them more of the Real Stuff

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    The Tolkein estate also doesn't want to let properties use the rights to characters in the Silmarillion.

    so it gets real complicated trying to write around all that.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    The Tolkein estate also doesn't want to let properties use the rights to characters in the Silmarillion.

    so it gets real complicated trying to write around all that.

    Instead of Ungoliant we have MechaShelob.

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Is John Peters directing the next Shadow of Mordor?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I'm glad they're building on the super goofy ending of the original. I'm curious as to how it'll go, I'm guessing Celebrimbor being gone is the justification for losing his powers.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Honestly the biggest thing that worries me about Mordor is the 'gold war chest' in the collector's edition or whatever they're calling it

    Are we going to be in for some microtransactions-ass shit

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Honestly the biggest thing that worries me about Mordor is the 'gold war chest' in the collector's edition or whatever they're calling it

    Are we going to be in for some microtransactions-ass shit

    It's a AAA console game released after 2013, so yes

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    It's probably not gonna be a big deal, but still, blahh

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Honestly the biggest thing that worries me about Mordor is the 'gold war chest' in the collector's edition or whatever they're calling it

    Are we going to be in for some microtransactions-ass shit

    The real question is if it will have timed resource missions

    Wait of course it will lol

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    full frontal male nudity or gtfo

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    full frontal male nudity or gtfo

    we don't have the processing power for that yet, only xbox scorpio has the cpu bandwidth and cloud infrastructure required for fully modeled donger-dangle physics

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    full frontal male nudity or gtfo

    Even movies and TV haven't gotten past the "it has to be a flaccid penis" thing.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Word was the original Shadow of Mordor was going to eventually progress to Wraiths as your enemies, buy they had to cut back to get the game out the door.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    full frontal male nudity or gtfo

    we don't have the processing power for that yet, only xbox scorpio has the cpu bandwidth and cloud infrastructure required for fully modeled donger-dangle physics

    You see that penis? You can fuck there.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I spose the hard dicks in that one game where you control a hard dick and balls and you try to fuck other hard dicks doesn't really count as hard dicks in videogames because they aren't really hard dicks they're just beasts that strongly resemble hard dicks

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I spose the hard dicks in that one game where you control a hard dick and balls and you try to fuck other hard dicks doesn't really count as hard dicks in videogames because they aren't really hard dicks they're just beasts that strongly resemble hard dicks

    Genital Jousting? That's apparently a big hit at the local gaming bar. The owner caked it "the best 2 dollars i ever spent."

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    IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    full frontal male nudity or gtfo

    we don't have the processing power for that yet, only xbox scorpio has the cpu bandwidth and cloud infrastructure required for fully modeled donger-dangle physics

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I want every game to have flappy dongs and floppy titties but I will not accept this as an either or.

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    edited February 2017
    el_vicio wrote: »
    Monolith getting work is always good news

    LET *clap emoji* MONOLITH *clap emoji* MAKE *clap emoji* NO *clap emoji* ONE *clap emoji* LIVES *clap emoji* FOREVER *clap emoji* 3 *clap emoji*

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Conan changed everything

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Conan is the only game where I can have a naked man breakdancing on my table for all time

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    The pull of the sequel would be that they are putting the Dragon Ball Super stuff in that so you can look forward to the insanity of fighting female Broly at some point in the future.

    They're going to be adding characters from the current arc? I had only heard that they'd be doing ones from the last one.

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    edited February 2017
    14 minutes of Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02ycN4D3iD0

    WARNING: DUKE NUKEM (9 minutes of B:FCE with the Duke DLC)

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    We tried to model the clitoris, but engine limitations meant we had to disable that part

    fully modeled and physics dongs, however

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    WARNING: DUKE NUKEM (9 minutes of B:FCE with the Duke DLC)

    Boy, they couldn't even bother to lipsync Duke.

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    Funcom had an investor conference today, and this was in the presentation:
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    Here's hoping this changes the combat that everyone complains about. There's an "action" mode in the game that makes you aim everything with a reticle, but the actually attacks are still just hotbars, so maybe this will lead to something more action based.

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