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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Like we can all rattle off words but there's a word that uses the soft g and it's short and super close to gif anyways, so like, all of us are right.

    But I'm more right.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Like we can all rattle off words but there's a word that uses the soft g and it's short and super close to gif anyways, so like, all of us are right.

    But I'm more right.

    git. gin. gir.

    GIR

    tumblr_inline_o63eujV5z61ttovty_500.gif

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    "Ill of Jizzards" would be a good name for a band.

    Hard G is my porn name.

    What is this I don't even.
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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Graphics not giraffics

    So then JPEG is 'jay-feg'?

    No, because you don't pronounce dipthongs in acronyms.

    Same reason GUI isn't "grooey," ANSI isn't "ansti," and FAQ isn't "frak"

    Diphthongs are vowel sounds. G is a consonant.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    http://www.dailywritingtips.com/the-two-sounds-of-g/

    gif would more easily not be a hard G

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    "Ill of Jizzards" would be a good name for a band.

    Hard G is my porn name.

    The 'G' stands for 'grandpa' and is pronounced 'jrandpa'.

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    LuqLuq Registered User regular
    Currently ready to tear my hair out trying to decide between hyper-converged or a traditional servers+switches+SAN to replace my current vsphere cluster. This is not a problem big businesses have I would assume. You'd have specialized storage guys who wouldn't have to learn a million things once every 3 years to replace this stuff.

    Dell servers + Nimble SAN, or Nutanix via Dell? Either way I'm finally switching to 10gb/e.

    FFRK:jWwH RW:Onion Knight's Sage USB
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    SeidkonaSeidkona Had an upgrade Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Luq wrote: »
    Currently ready to tear my hair out trying to decide between hyper-converged or a traditional servers+switches+SAN to replace my current vsphere cluster. This is not a problem big businesses have I would assume. You'd have specialized storage guys who wouldn't have to learn a million things once every 3 years to replace this stuff.

    Dell servers + Nimble SAN, or Nutanix via Dell? Either way I'm finally switching to 10gb/e.

    Before we can answer we need to know how you stand on IPv4 vs IPv6.

    Seidkona on
    Mostly just huntin' monsters.
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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    Back on topic:

    APC, why do the battery backup ports on your UPS's only work if the battery works, but the surge protection ports work regardless of that fact?

    How about some other notification (like a beep) that the battery went tits-up and not "hey assbag, we're just gonna turn everything off despite there being power available from the wall"?

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I use a french g

    Don't inline that dzhiff,

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Graphics not giraffics

    So then JPEG is 'jay-feg'?

    No, because you don't pronounce dipthongs in acronyms.

    Same reason GUI isn't "grooey," ANSI isn't "ansti," and FAQ isn't "frak"

    Diphthongs are vowel sounds. G is a consonant.

    Wrong word. I meant diagraphs: GR (graphics as in GUI and GIF), ST (standard as in ANSI), FR (frequently, as in FAQ).

    BTW I didn't know that the word "dipthong" only applied to vowels until today. I learned something! http://www.cdl.org/articles/the-difference-between-dipthongs-and-digraphs/

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    my UPS beep constantly

    the worst part is it's every like 30 seconds

    yes I know the battery is dead, just give me like 5 quick beeps every 4 hours or something

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I use a french g

    Don't inline that dzhiff,

    I can do whatever I want to do if it's under 500 kylobhituhs

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Luq wrote: »
    Currently ready to tear my hair out trying to decide between hyper-converged or a traditional servers+switches+SAN to replace my current vsphere cluster. This is not a problem big businesses have I would assume. You'd have specialized storage guys who wouldn't have to learn a million things once every 3 years to replace this stuff.

    Dell servers + Nimble SAN, or Nutanix via Dell? Either way I'm finally switching to 10gb/e.

    We're a Nimble shop.

    They are expensive but amazing. The performance is fantastic, they are rock-solid, their support is stellar, and they and so easy to manage.

    If you can afford them, I'd say they're a good choice for a company without a dedicated storage engineer because they are so easy to work with.

    Literally my only complaint is that they're stupid expensive, even compared to other SANs.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    Starting the "switch to Ubiquiti networking equipment" movement.

    Had a PoE switch have a fan die and told my boss we're gonna replace it with a UBNT model.

    Plus, I get to go to some UBNT switching and routing class, because why the fuck not? It's only an hour away, so the drive isn't bad for a 3 day class and I get some free swag to screw around with.

    It worries me slightly, however, that I got a confirmation email about the class and in it was
    Make sure you bring your own extension cord and power strip.

    :?

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I use a french g

    Don't inline that dzhiff,

    I can do whatever I want to do if it's under 500 kylobhituhs

    I read this in Colonel Sander's voice

    (hey speaking of terrible english orthography)

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I use a french g

    Don't inline that dzhiff,

    I can do whatever I want to do if it's under 500 kylobhituhs

    I read this in Colonel Sander's voice

    (hey speaking of terrible english orthography)

    Yeah I was going for a Wilford Brimley approach there.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    my UPS beep constantly

    the worst part is it's every like 30 seconds

    yes I know the battery is dead, just give me like 5 quick beeps every 4 hours or something

    Yes. The beeps for a UPS and a smoke detector are backwards.

    How about constant beeps for something that could potentially save my life?

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    ThawmusThawmus +Jackface Registered User regular
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Starting the "switch to Ubiquiti networking equipment" movement.

    Had a PoE switch have a fan die and told my boss we're gonna replace it with a UBNT model.

    Plus, I get to go to some UBNT switching and routing class, because why the fuck not? It's only an hour away, so the drive isn't bad for a 3 day class and I get some free swag to screw around with.

    It worries me slightly, however, that I got a confirmation email about the class and in it was
    Make sure you bring your own extension cord and power strip.

    :?

    Have you ever tried storing extension cords and power strips?

    You might as well be trying to store air.

    Twitch: Thawmus83
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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Edit: I broke this post.

    Darkewolfe on
    What is this I don't even.
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    RandomHajileRandomHajile Not actually a Snatcher The New KremlinRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    J sound
    Can I mute someone on these forums?

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    J sound
    Can I mute someone on these forums?

    _J_ is banned you don't need to mute him

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    J sound
    Can I mute someone on these forums?

    _J_ is banned you don't need to mute him

    ayyyyyyyyy

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    LuqLuq Registered User regular
    Entaru wrote: »
    Luq wrote: »
    Currently ready to tear my hair out trying to decide between hyper-converged or a traditional servers+switches+SAN to replace my current vsphere cluster. This is not a problem big businesses have I would assume. You'd have specialized storage guys who wouldn't have to learn a million things once every 3 years to replace this stuff.

    Dell servers + Nimble SAN, or Nutanix via Dell? Either way I'm finally switching to 10gb/e.

    Before we can answer we need to know how you stand on IPv4 vs IPv6.

    More's always better right? IPv6 wins bigly.
    Feral wrote: »
    Luq wrote: »
    Currently ready to tear my hair out trying to decide between hyper-converged or a traditional servers+switches+SAN to replace my current vsphere cluster. This is not a problem big businesses have I would assume. You'd have specialized storage guys who wouldn't have to learn a million things once every 3 years to replace this stuff.

    Dell servers + Nimble SAN, or Nutanix via Dell? Either way I'm finally switching to 10gb/e.

    We're a Nimble shop.

    They are expensive but amazing. The performance is fantastic, they are rock-solid, their support is stellar, and they and so easy to manage.

    If you can afford them, I'd say they're a good choice for a company without a dedicated storage engineer because they are so easy to work with.

    Literally my only complaint is that they're stupid expensive, even compared to other SANs.

    Times change I guess. I got a Nimble about 2 years ago and it was dirt cheap at the time. It is really great though. The business will outgrow it in four months though. We've outgrown the network stack(s) and the esxi hosts will fall short in about 2 months. UPS is past due, KVM is ancient, racks are a dumb relic from a past age when we were small. So I get to rethink the whole thing! Oh hell I wonder if I'll have to replace my firewall stack if I add that new 1/1Gbps circuit.

    FFRK:jWwH RW:Onion Knight's Sage USB
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    RandomHajileRandomHajile Not actually a Snatcher The New KremlinRegistered User regular
    Luq wrote: »
    Currently ready to tear my hair out trying to decide between hyper-converged or a traditional servers+switches+SAN to replace my current vsphere cluster. This is not a problem big businesses have I would assume. You'd have specialized storage guys who wouldn't have to learn a million things once every 3 years to replace this stuff.

    Dell servers + Nimble SAN, or Nutanix via Dell? Either way I'm finally switching to 10gb/e.
    I don't have any experience with the things you mentioned, but we do have a standard Servers/Switches/SAN implementation with all Dell hardware. We have four Dell servers, two Dell switches (stacked and redundant), and two Dell EqualLogic SAN boxes in SyncRep mode. We keep each item for 6 years (we started with 2 servers/1 SAN for the first two years), and rotate/upgrade half of it every three years. Currently, that's all 1Gb, but we've got the equipment in a box to move at least the storage connections to 10Gb, because one of our old EQLs is a hybrid array and the one I just bought is also a hybrid. Really looking forward to the next month or so when I can focus on that refresh project.

    Anyway, if you have a Dell Premier account, that stuff isn't as expensive as you might think. I'm pretty happy with the EQL boxes, and their support (if you pay for it) is excellent. They worked with me practically all weekend once recovering from a boneheaded mistake of misunderstanding how the RAID was set up on one EQL as it relates to hard drive failures. And honestly, while they want to force you to have them help install/integrate the EQL, there really isn't a whole lot to it. I've done the last couple EQL installs myself.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    "IT'S VERY IMPORTANT YOU CALL ME BEFORE YOU UPDATE THE WEB HUB."

    *calls*

    *on hold for 15 minutes waiting for person to answer*

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Did you know that a bear market is representative of a bear attacking with his paws downward? And a bull attacks up, making a bull market a rising market? Thanks for calling.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Did you know that a bear market is representative of a bear attacking with his paws downward? And a bull attacks up, making a bull market a rising market? Thanks for calling.

    interesting

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    What the hell. I go for lunch and I come back and there are like 75 new posts here and I can't even.

    XBL: thewunderbar PSN: thewunderbar NNID: thewunderbar Steam: wunderbar87 Twitter: wunderbar
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Luq wrote: »
    Times change I guess. I got a Nimble about 2 years ago and it was dirt cheap at the time. It is really great though. The business will outgrow it in four months though. We've outgrown the network stack(s) and the esxi hosts will fall short in about 2 months. UPS is past due, KVM is ancient, racks are a dumb relic from a past age when we were small. So I get to rethink the whole thing! Oh hell I wonder if I'll have to replace my firewall stack if I add that new 1/1Gbps circuit.

    Time to look for outside hosting?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SeidkonaSeidkona Had an upgrade Registered User regular
    wunderbar wrote: »
    What the hell. I go for lunch and I come back and there are like 75 new posts here and I can't even.

    It's ok. We blame you for what just transpired.

    Mostly just huntin' monsters.
    XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
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    ThawmusThawmus +Jackface Registered User regular
    wunderbar wrote: »
    What the hell. I go for lunch and I come back and there are like 75 new posts here and I can't even.

    Real quick, we need to know where you stand on:

    Powershell vs bash

    vim vs emacs

    gif pronunciation

    ipv4 vs ipv6

    I've told my friends that only users get this shit wrong and I'm hoping you don't let me down.

    Twitch: Thawmus83
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    SeidkonaSeidkona Had an upgrade Registered User regular
    Click to see the one weird trick to make sysadmins go crazy!

    Mostly just huntin' monsters.
    XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Thawmus wrote: »
    wunderbar wrote: »
    What the hell. I go for lunch and I come back and there are like 75 new posts here and I can't even.

    Real quick, we need to know where you stand on:

    Powershell vs bash

    vim vs emacs

    gif pronunciation

    ipv4 vs ipv6

    I've told my friends that only users get this shit wrong and I'm hoping you don't let me down.

    cmd
    nano
    griff
    ipv5

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOONK

    xa4t6ag3qi87.png

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    crystal reports?

    more like

    go fuck yourself

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    Thawmus wrote: »
    wunderbar wrote: »
    What the hell. I go for lunch and I come back and there are like 75 new posts here and I can't even.

    Real quick, we need to know where you stand on:

    Powershell vs bash

    vim vs emacs

    gif pronunciation

    ipv4 vs ipv6

    I've told my friends that only users get this shit wrong and I'm hoping you don't let me down.

    powershell
    neither
    the correct way (soft g, like how you say golf)
    IPv6 is salvation.

    XBL: thewunderbar PSN: thewunderbar NNID: thewunderbar Steam: wunderbar87 Twitter: wunderbar
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    SeidkonaSeidkona Had an upgrade Registered User regular
    wunderbar wrote: »
    Thawmus wrote: »
    wunderbar wrote: »
    What the hell. I go for lunch and I come back and there are like 75 new posts here and I can't even.

    Real quick, we need to know where you stand on:

    Powershell vs bash

    vim vs emacs

    gif pronunciation

    ipv4 vs ipv6

    I've told my friends that only users get this shit wrong and I'm hoping you don't let me down.

    powershell
    neither
    the correct way (soft g, like how you say golf)
    IPv6 is salvation.

    2/4

    This is why it was your fault.

    Mostly just huntin' monsters.
    XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
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    SeidkonaSeidkona Had an upgrade Registered User regular
    To be serious for a moment the admin here wanted to start a social media initiative.

    They were going to just ask one of their mid levels to do the job of posting stuff once and a while to Facebook.

    "Yeah, that's a lot more work and trouble than you think it is." was my response. Killed that dead for now.

    Mostly just huntin' monsters.
    XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
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    ThawmusThawmus +Jackface Registered User regular
    wunderbar wrote: »
    Thawmus wrote: »
    wunderbar wrote: »
    What the hell. I go for lunch and I come back and there are like 75 new posts here and I can't even.

    Real quick, we need to know where you stand on:

    Powershell vs bash

    vim vs emacs

    gif pronunciation

    ipv4 vs ipv6

    I've told my friends that only users get this shit wrong and I'm hoping you don't let me down.

    powershell
    neither
    the correct way (soft g, like how you say golf)
    IPv6 is salvation.

    God dammit.

    Twitch: Thawmus83
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