The original Neverending Story is the only movie I will show my kids.
I mean, I liked PARTS of 2. The whole "every time you wish you lose a memory" thing was pretty awesome and freaky. I didn't like that all the actors changed. But NOTHING was going to top the fourth-wall breaking insanity of the first film. That shit blew my tiny little mind as a kid.
It's better than the book it was based on
It's possibly the best children's movie
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Now our Millenial brothers will feel the sweet kiss of someone shitting all over their cherished childhood thing.
As a millennial who grew up on power rangers, I can assure you that it cannot be "ruined". It was a heaping pile of shit in its original form. It was a low budget teen drama written for 7-year-olds used as glue to piece together dubbed clips from an unrelated Japanese show. It existed to sell toys and fill time. It was so wretched that it's actually not possible for an adaptation to be worse.
If the movie were a single, unbroken shot of a power ranger staring at you for 90 minutes, it would be better. If halfway through the ranger took his helmet off and said the n-word (hard 'r') into the camera every few seconds it would be on par.
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The Neverending Story is OK but it's no Labyrinth. One movie has David Bowie, and one has Limahl, also known as the guy who looked like Bowie in Labyrinth if you saw his face on the back of a spoon.
If it were a single, unbroken shot of a power ranger staring it you for 90 minutes it would be better. If halfway through the ranger took his helmet off and said the n-word (hard 'r') into the camera every few seconds it would be on par.
I laughed hard at this, but in the way someone probably would in the face of Cthulhu
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"We've been on the road two days, had one meal and no sleep, she's eleven and I'm fucking ninety!"
The Neverending Story is OK but it's no Labyrinth. One movie has David Bowie, and one has Limahl, also known as the guy who looked like Bowie in Labyrinth if you saw his face on the back of a spoon.
The Neverending Story is OK but it's no Labyrinth. One movie has David Bowie, and one has Limahl, also known as the guy who looked like Bowie in Labyrinth if you saw his face on the back of a spoon.
Labyrinth 2 will have David Bowie's crotch cgi'd in
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I remember thinking the whole Green Ranger is evil and turned into the White Ranger thing was awesome as a kid, especially since it was a kids show with continuity and there weren't that many of those.
I refuse to go back and watch it because I know my memories will be shattered by reality and I much prefer the awesome memories.
I guess I'm a selfish uncaring young person because I think a 150+ car funeral train is a bit excessive down a busy main street at rush hour and decided to vet my annoyance to people I thought were sympathetic and less fucksticks at work.
My mistake.
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I guess I'm a selfish uncaring young person because I think a 150+ car funeral train is a bit excessive down a busy main street at rush hour and decided to vet my annoyance to people I thought were sympathetic and less fucksticks at work.
My mistake.
i think those people are probably having a worse day tbh
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I guess I'm a selfish uncaring young person because I think a 150+ car funeral train is a bit excessive down a busy main street at rush hour and decided to vet my annoyance to people I thought were sympathetic and less fucksticks at work.
My mistake.
i think those people are probably having a worse day tbh
I can agree, I just think it's a bit excessive to allow that many cars at once to ignore signal lights and general traffic safety, and cause traffic problems.
It may not have been an issue in, you know, 1900 when the whole town was at a funeral. But in 2017, with GPS and high amounts of urban density, I think we can forgo the "let's pay respect with our vehicles" type thing.
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I find funeral processions in general to be annoying but I am way too medicated to explain why without coming off callous.
I guess I'm a selfish uncaring young person because I think a 150+ car funeral train is a bit excessive down a busy main street at rush hour and decided to vet my annoyance to people I thought were sympathetic and less fucksticks at work.
My mistake.
It's not an egyptian pyramid. The person who died didn't mandate a funeral procession of X length to "really inconvenience commuters and make all those plebs know who I am". Each car was filled with mourners that just lost someone they love.
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And by fix it I mean there are too many people printing at the same time and my thing has been in the queue for 40 seconds, so the printer must be broke. FIX IT
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(I've never seen Neverending Story in its entirety)
that was a shit day
and following year
but hey, at least this time I don't care about the reaction
this train left the station a long time ago
Falcor looks freaky as shit, though I assume he looked the same in the first movie.
I am 110% ready for this movie. Give me, yes, thank you.
It's better than the book it was based on
It's possibly the best children's movie
As a millennial who grew up on power rangers, I can assure you that it cannot be "ruined". It was a heaping pile of shit in its original form. It was a low budget teen drama written for 7-year-olds used as glue to piece together dubbed clips from an unrelated Japanese show. It existed to sell toys and fill time. It was so wretched that it's actually not possible for an adaptation to be worse.
If the movie were a single, unbroken shot of a power ranger staring at you for 90 minutes, it would be better. If halfway through the ranger took his helmet off and said the n-word (hard 'r') into the camera every few seconds it would be on par.
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I laughed hard at this, but in the way someone probably would in the face of Cthulhu
"We've been on the road two days, had one meal and no sleep, she's eleven and I'm fucking ninety!"
Yes pls more k thx
At least for me it was the first thing I remember thinking was bad in like an artistic sense.
Labyrinth is also a top contender for Best
I think the competition may stop there, though
Labyrinth 2 will have David Bowie's crotch cgi'd in
Holy shit Dankey I'm crying...
magic.
Actually, fuck, now i remember David Yost's story from the first few seasons and that kinda ruins the magic.
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I refuse to go back and watch it because I know my memories will be shattered by reality and I much prefer the awesome memories.
I think they changed the puppet between films.
One:
Two:
It's hard to tell, but something just feels different.
You're right something is definitely much more freaky about the second one.
Also because you take a sick pleasure out of knowing you're infecting your coworkers with your potent bacteria.
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i was really into ninja turtles for a little while but as a grown ass man i just could not give a fuck anymore
i guess i am not very nostalgic as a rule
possibly is related to my lifelong tendency to maintain a flat measure of miserable
My mistake.
How can someone like waffles AND pancakes?
both are awful, crepes all the way.
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"Of course not. You're a boy."
Pretty much every woman I know of that age found this to be the best line they'd ever heard.
and all the female characters grew dongs
Because "Falcor" sounds awesome and like some kind of raptor beast and "Fucher" is not a sound in English
I can agree, I just think it's a bit excessive to allow that many cars at once to ignore signal lights and general traffic safety, and cause traffic problems.
It may not have been an issue in, you know, 1900 when the whole town was at a funeral. But in 2017, with GPS and high amounts of urban density, I think we can forgo the "let's pay respect with our vehicles" type thing.
It's not an egyptian pyramid. The person who died didn't mandate a funeral procession of X length to "really inconvenience commuters and make all those plebs know who I am". Each car was filled with mourners that just lost someone they love.
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Fix it.
And by fix it I mean there are too many people printing at the same time and my thing has been in the queue for 40 seconds, so the printer must be broke. FIX IT
I can think of a sound to stand in for Fucher and I think it should be retconned into the movies because it would be hilarious.
lol sure thing bucko