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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Twitter's worst aspect is the people who run twitter.

    It's probably still the bigots, harrassers and Nazis to be honest


    PSN- AHermano
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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
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    "Life: Yeah, It's 'Alien', But We (Mostly) Like It Anyway."

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Hermano wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Twitter's worst aspect is the people who run twitter.

    It's probably still the bigots, harrassers and Nazis to be honest

    I mean yeah. But also the rich folks who give those people a platform out of apathy about moderation hiding under the guise of free speech is basically a tacit endorsement of those people so it is just about as bad.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    my girlfriend and roommate and I spent like an hour last week arguing about who we'd cast in a genderswapped remake of Star Wars: Ep IV

    there wasn't a whole lot we could agree on but it was readily apparent to all involved that the Empress would obviously be played by Tilda Swinton

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    my girlfriend and roommate and I spent like an hour last week arguing about who we'd cast in a genderswapped remake of Star Wars: Ep IV

    there wasn't a whole lot we could agree on but it was readily apparent to all involved that the Empress would obviously be played by Tilda Swinton

    Not Dame Judy Dench? Amateurs.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    my girlfriend and roommate and I spent like an hour last week arguing about who we'd cast in a genderswapped remake of Star Wars: Ep IV

    there wasn't a whole lot we could agree on but it was readily apparent to all involved that the Empress would obviously be played by Tilda Swinton

    Not Dame Judy Dench? Amateurs.

    god shut up chris you suck

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I swear sometimes you make me want to go right upside your head

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Star Wars: Ep IV
    Shorty wrote: »
    the Empress

    Considering she'd only be referenced in dialogue during one scene and never make an appearance in ANH, you could cast Dafne Keen and it wouldn't affect much.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Star Wars: Ep IV
    Shorty wrote: »
    the Empress

    Considering she'd only be referenced in dialogue during one scene and never make an appearance in ANH, you could cast Dafne Keen and it wouldn't affect much.

    obviously this was under the assumption that they would then proceed to remake V and VI

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Uriel wrote: »
    Hermano wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Twitter's worst aspect is the people who run twitter.

    It's probably still the bigots, harrassers and Nazis to be honest

    I mean yeah. But also the rich folks who give those people a platform out of apathy about moderation hiding under the guise of free speech is basically a tacit endorsement of those people so it is just about as bad.

    Oh I'm not defending Twitter's inaction, it's certainly made things worse.


    I think what bugs me is people often blame social media platforms or the internet for this shit, but these people will still exist without twitter or whatever, so it's weird to me. It's like people are more angry about finding out this stuff exists than that it actually exists, we'd rather stay ignorant so we blame twitter or reddit.

    It's like a hundred years ago people getting really mad at whoever left the soapbox in the town square, because some eugenicist keeps standing on it and yelling his awful views. And yeah we can be mad at both, of course, but my original point was disagreeing with Twitter being worse that those people

    Hermano on

    PSN- AHermano
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    For real though, Tilda would be a much better gender swapped A New Hope Obi-Wan.

    Get rekt.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    Oh. Then, Betty White?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Oh. Then, Betty White?

    Betty White is incapable of evil.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    For real though, Tilda would be a much better gender swapped A New Hope Obi-Wan.

    Get rekt.

    no

    we already cast Judy Dench as Tarkin, which she would be much better at

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I'm curious if Life is lifting from the plot of Alien or cribbing the tone. Because one of those is a problem for me, the other isn't at all. Alien's actual story isn't terribly original in and of itself. Hell, Doctor Who beat it to the punch with Ark in Space* What makes Alien unique is how the story is told through a lens of deep cosmic horror and nightmarish design. If Life is going for that (which it doesn't appear from the trailers) then it's gunna probably pale in comparison. But if it's basically going for alien stalking people on a ship but with it's own tones and themes I'm fairly on board.

    *Fun fact- Ridley Scott almost designed the Daleks. He was a designer on the first season of Doctor Who, but apparently had a schedule conflict that kept him busy during their first appearance.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    For real though, Tilda would be a much better gender swapped A New Hope Obi-Wan.

    Get rekt.

    no

    we already cast Judy Dench as Tarkin, which she would be much better at

    Joanna Lumley.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    For real though, Tilda would be a much better gender swapped A New Hope Obi-Wan.

    Get rekt.

    no

    we already cast Judy Dench as Tarkin, which she would be much better at

    Joanna Lumley.

    no jesus how are you so bad at this

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I'm amazing. You need to catch up.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I bet you don't even have Jared Padalecki down for dude Leia, do you?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    no, because he's thirty goddamned four

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I bet you don't even have Jared Padalecki down for dude Leia, do you?

    This is the worst idea

    You've put forth some valiant effort Chris

    But this is the worst

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    Just as long as Sandra Bullock can be Wedge.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Just as long as Sandra Bullock can be Wedge.

    this is fine

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    He looks young though. Clearly Jane Levy would be a great Lukette, and I'm leaning towards Natalie Dormer for Hannah Solo.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    He looks young though.

    He does not.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Shorty wrote: »
    For real though, Tilda would be a much better gender swapped A New Hope Obi-Wan.

    Get rekt.

    no

    we already cast Judy Dench as Tarkin, which she would be much better at

    Yeah Swinton would be a better Tarkin than Kenobi.

    My British actress Star Wars hot pick is Zoe Wannamaker for Kreia

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    He looks young though. Clearly Jane Levy would be a great Lukette, and I'm leaning towards Natalie Dormer for Hannah Solo.

    this is the first thing you've said that has made any goddamn sense

    my pick for Lando is Janelle Monae

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Shorty wrote: »
    He looks young though. Clearly Jane Levy would be a great Lukette, and I'm leaning towards Natalie Dormer for Hannah Solo.

    this is the first thing you've said that has made any goddamn sense

    my pick for Lando is Janelle Monae

    Janelle might be able to make a good Luke. Although she is way too cool to be Luke.

    Fencingsax on
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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    A female Luke would have to retain Luke Skywalker's complete inability to ever be cool

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Oh. Then, Betty White?

    Betty White is incapable of evil.

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    I think you need to actually listen to betty white

    my girl knows how to get down low

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    A female Luke would have to retain Luke Skywalker's complete inability to ever be cool

    barb from stranger things

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    For real though, Tilda would be a much better gender swapped A New Hope Obi-Wan.

    Get rekt.

    no

    we already cast Judy Dench as Tarkin, which she would be much better at

    Yeah Swinton would be a better Tarkin than Kenobi.

    My British actress Star Wars hot pick is Zoe Wannamaker for Kreia

    honestly you could have her do damn near anything, but it is my suspicion that if you gave her the Empress role she'd have exactly as much fun with it as Ian McDiarmid does, which is the ideal outcome

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Huh. OK, yeah, let's play this game. Keeping the original names for the sake of clarity.

    Threepio: ...I'm already at a loss. Fuck it, Aubrey Plaza.
    Vader: Cate Blanchett
    Leia: Asa Butterfield
    Luke: Chloe Moretz
    Obi-Wan: Sigourney Weaver
    Han: Ruth Negga
    Tarkin: Emily Blunt (fuck the age thing) / Kathy Bates (respect the age thing)

    Oh, and I like Diana Rigg for the Emperor. For the other movies.

    Fawst on
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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Ruth Negga as Han and Sigourney Weaver as Obi-Wan is pretty spot on for my reckoning.

    And Diana Rigg as the Emperor is just correct.

    Gustav on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    boba fett's a tough one

    on one hand, Claudia Black would kill it

    on the other, it's currently one of a handful of POC roles and it seems a shame to give it to a white lady, but I don't know Australian/oceanian actresses well enough to present alternatives

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    ellie kemper for c-3po

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Fawst wrote: »
    Huh. OK, yeah, let's play this game. Keeping the original names for the sake of clarity.

    Threepio: ...I'm already at a loss. Fuck it, Aubrey Plaza.
    Vader: Cate Blanchett
    Leia: Asa Butterfield
    Luke: Chloe Moretz
    Obi-Wan: Sigourney Weaver
    Han: Ruth Negga
    Tarkin: Emily Blunt (fuck the age thing) / Kathy Bates (respect the age thing)

    Oh, and I like Diana Rigg for the Emperor. For the other movies.

    I want cate blanchett in there somewhere, but I'm not sure Vader's a good fit

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Ruth Negga as Han and Sigourney Weaver as Obi-Wan is pretty spot on for my reckoning.

    And Diana Rigg as the Emperor is just correct.

    Diana rigg is an interesting suggestion

    I feel like she'd take it more in an exasperated bureaucrat direction, judging by her queen of thorns

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    simo wrote: »
    ellie kemper for c-3po

    actually scratch that kimiko glenn would be better

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Fawst wrote: »
    Huh. OK, yeah, let's play this game. Keeping the original names for the sake of clarity.

    Threepio: ...I'm already at a loss. Fuck it, Aubrey Plaza.
    Vader: Cate Blanchett
    Leia: Asa Butterfield
    Luke: Chloe Moretz
    Obi-Wan: Sigourney Weaver
    Han: Ruth Negga
    Tarkin: Emily Blunt (fuck the age thing) / Kathy Bates (respect the age thing)

    Oh, and I like Diana Rigg for the Emperor. For the other movies.

    I want cate blanchett in there somewhere, but I'm not sure Vader's a good fit

    I think Cate Blanchett would make one hell of a Tarkin.

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