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Sax is one ugly motherfucker

FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understandingGNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
edited May 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
As promised:

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    geckahngeckahn Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax: Lose that facial hair. It does not work at all. And I'm not really sure what to think of those bangs.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    geckahn wrote: »
    Fencingsax: Lose that facial hair. It does not work at all. And I'm not really sure what to think of those bangs.

    Yeah, it doesn't look like it, but my hair is actually pretty short.

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    geckahngeckahn Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    geckahn wrote: »
    Fencingsax: Lose that facial hair. It does not work at all. And I'm not really sure what to think of those bangs.

    Yeah, it doesn't look like it, but my hair is actually pretty short.

    Yeah, I said I didnt know what to think because critiquing hair isnt really possible unless I see the whole thing.

    The facial hair should go though. Its not anywhere close to being thick enough to be viable.

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    sanstodosanstodo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    geckahn wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    geckahn wrote: »
    Fencingsax: Lose that facial hair. It does not work at all. And I'm not really sure what to think of those bangs.

    Yeah, it doesn't look like it, but my hair is actually pretty short.

    Yeah, I said I didnt know what to think because critiquing hair isnt really possible unless I see the whole thing.

    The facial hair should go though. Its not anywhere close to being thick enough to be viable.

    I agree about the facial hair.

    The haircut is kind of boring any way you slice it, though.

    Maybe we should have a "queer eye for the PA guy" thread here :) hehe. Could be fun, people putting in pictures and asking for advice.

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    As promised:

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    you are a delicious twink

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I keep reading this thread as "why don't women make out?"

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    p.s. don't ever shave

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I guess I'm getting rid of the facial hair, then.

    Edit: Wait, what?

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I keep reading this thread as "why don't women make out?"
    They do, just not with you.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have been advised to keep the mustache. Thoughts?

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I have been advised to keep the mustache. Thoughts?

    DAPPER AS FUCK

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I have been advised to keep the mustache. Thoughts?

    Do exactly the oppsite of everytihng moriarty is tellin you

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    listen to nexuscrawler

    oh shit paradox

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    SpoonySpoony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I have been advised to keep the mustache. Thoughts?

    Only Manifest can deliver you from your current predicament. Trust in Him and He shall guide you to a new land of designer clothing and hair foam.

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    sanstodosanstodo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ditch the facial hair. trust me.

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    edited May 2007
    sanstodo wrote: »
    ditch the facial hair. trust me.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    drinkinstoutdrinkinstout Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    sanstodo wrote: »
    ditch the facial hair. trust me.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    sanstodo wrote: »
    ditch the facial hair. trust me.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yeah, I don't really like the mustache.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    sanstodo wrote: »
    ditches are often used to funnel water away from roads. trust me.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Okay, finally:

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    you're hogging all the eyebrows

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    sanstodosanstodo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That's definitely a start. You might want to get a bit of sun to get a light tan. It helps anyone's complexion :D Maybe invest in some deep cleanser.

    Also, I'd say that you might want to consider shaping your eyebrows a bit, or at least taking some weight out. They're kind of heavy, imho.

    That haircut has to go. Maybe spike it up a bit, could be fun and will get the hair off your forehead. Also, your shirt looks too loose on you. Tighter shirts will look better.

    My 2 cents, take it or leave it.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh, I'm not trying to be all stylish right now. I do spike my hair when I go out, and I wear a t-shirt under an open button-down when I go out, usually.

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    i've got two words for you fencingsax

    they'll change your life forever

    mohawk.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    i've got two words for you fencingsax

    they'll change your life forever

    mohawk.

    I have one word

    Fuck No.

    They're like peacock tails, except more obnoxious and attention-whoring

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BENZOL PEROXIDE AT NIGHT,
    SUNBLOCK BY DAY.

    GO NOW!

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    at your age, i'm sure a mohawk would get you so much play

    hell, at my age, it gets me tons of ass

    girls dig cocky assholes

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    at your age, i'm sure a mohawk would get you so much play

    hell, at my age, it gets me tons of ass

    girls dig cocky assholes

    Wait. How old do you think I am?

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    sanstodosanstodo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Oh, I'm not trying to be all stylish right now. I do spike my hair when I go out, and I wear a t-shirt under an open button-down when I go out, usually.

    Ah, gotcha. That haircut will definitely look better spiked up.

    I would actually say take out some weight from your eyebrows and get a lip ring. You'd look pretty good with one, imho.

    Also, fuck the t-shirt under the button down. Way too goddamn preppy and generic. Go thriftshopping and get some fun shirts and jackets. People do notice interesting clothing.

    If you worked out a bit and got the lip ring, you would look like a good punk drummer :D

    You could go other directions, like getting some nice cufflinks and cool dress shirts too. You're skinny enough to make a decent hipster :lol:

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    sanstodosanstodo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    at your age, i'm sure a mohawk would get you so much play

    hell, at my age, it gets me tons of ass

    girls dig cocky assholes

    Wait. How old do you think I am?

    Don't listen to moriarty. There are very few people i know who can pull off mohawks.

    1 is a woman. damn she's hot.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh, I have an awesome jacket. and some cool shirts. Unfortunately, the company where I used to get my shirts is kind of gone. I just like to switch it up. Sometimes it'll be my jacket and a t-shirt or longsleeve, sometimes, shirt and button down, sometimes just a blank solid-color shirt.

    Also, I do have a wedding I'm going to be a groomsman in. I am not getting any piercings any time soon.

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    at your age, i'm sure a mohawk would get you so much play

    hell, at my age, it gets me tons of ass

    girls dig cocky assholes

    Wait. How old do you think I am?

    14 at the very oldest

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    sanstodosanstodo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Oh, I have an awesome jacket. and some cool shirts. Unfortunately, the company where I used to get my shirts is kind of gone. I just like to switch it up. Sometimes it'll be my jacket and a t-shirt or longsleeve, sometimes, shirt and button down, sometimes just a blank solid-color shirt.

    Also, I do have a wedding I'm going to be a groomsman in. I am not getting any piercings any time soon.

    Ha, understood. I make my own t-shirts too, just basic white ones that I write little sayings on. They're quite popular, actually.......now that I think about, I should sell them. Maybe I'll do that when I get to Chicago.

    Anyway, thrift stores just flat out rule. Nothing is more important than having a unique look to fit your personality. The moment I started indulging my "wear crazy shit" side, women started noticing me a lot more (in a good way).

    Edit: you look like you could be anywhere from 17-24. I'd guess about 20 though.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sanstodo got it in one.

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    drinkinstoutdrinkinstout Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Actually, now that I think about it, I either go out in one of a few sweet button downs and the jacket, but if it's more casual, I do the t-shirt thing.

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    sanstodosanstodo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Actually, now that I think about it, I either go out in one of a few sweet button downs and the jacket, but if it's more casual, I do the t-shirt thing.

    If I'm doing anything outside of my apartment, I try to look good. Never know who's looking, lol. Except when I'm sick or in finals mode.

    Senior year of college, I definitely wore crazy stuff as much as possible. Probably in preparation for the fashion wasteland that is the working world.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    I have been advised to keep the mustache. Thoughts?

    Do exactly the oppsite of everytihng moriarty is tellin you
    Seriously.

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