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ITT: Horrible Ways To Die

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    having your arms and legs cut off right before you're thrown into the ocean.


    or being brought out to neck deep water with only your hands bound and then having your hand be cut free, and your Achilles tendons sliced.

    So, drowning

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Green wrote: »
    having your arms and legs cut off right before you're thrown into the ocean.


    or being brought out to neck deep water with only your hands bound and then having your hand be cut free, and your Achilles tendons sliced.

    So, drowning

    drowning in a metal way

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    1993: Garry Hoy, a Toronto lawyer, fell to his death after he threw himself through the glass wall on the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre in order to prove the glass was "unbreakable".
    D:

    i wonder if a guy bet him

    probably the most bittersweet $20 he never had to pay up

    that was on Mythbusters wasn't it

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Green wrote: »
    having your arms and legs cut off right before you're thrown into the ocean.


    or being brought out to neck deep water with only your hands bound and then having your hand be cut free, and your Achilles tendons sliced.

    So, drowning

    drowning in a metal way

    Maybe, either way you could end up just struggling for your life until you died from blood loss.


    The second way would be the worst because you'd just be screaming your guts out, trying to stand, holding your head above water.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    1993: Garry Hoy, a Toronto lawyer, fell to his death after he threw himself through the glass wall on the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre in order to prove the glass was "unbreakable".
    D:

    i wonder if a guy bet him

    probably the most bittersweet $20 he never had to pay up

    that was on Mythbusters wasn't it

    I dunno

    just think of that 24-floor fall

    what was running through that dude's head

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    1993: Garry Hoy, a Toronto lawyer, fell to his death after he threw himself through the glass wall on the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre in order to prove the glass was "unbreakable".
    D:

    i wonder if a guy bet him

    probably the most bittersweet $20 he never had to pay up

    that was on Mythbusters wasn't it

    I dunno

    just think of that 24-floor fall

    what was running through that dude's head

    "SHHHHhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....."

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    "DAMN IT I TOTALLY JUST LOST 20 BUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu..."

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I wonder if he tried flapping his arms

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    I wonder if he tried jumping right before he hit the ground

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm not afraid of most forms of dying, because I figure if it's bad enough I'm going to pass out pretty soon after the fact. Drowning sucks, but I'd zonk out after like sixty seconds. Plus, it's not like anything really gets injured when you're drowning.

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm not afraid of most forms of dying, because I figure if it's bad enough I'm going to pass out pretty soon after the fact. Drowning sucks, but I'd zonk out after like sixty seconds. Plus, it's not like anything really gets injured when you're drowning.

    how about your lungs

    I bet they hurt

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Who cares if it hurts. It's the panic and absolute horror of knowing you are about to die, and struggling for your life.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh yeah, I guess you got me, Menace.

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Worst way to die is to be dragged through a barred window by an elephant

    Totally

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What about two really large horses?

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited May 2007
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Who cares if it hurts. It's the panic and absolute horror of knowing you are about to die, and struggling for your life.

    yeah, but the difference between falling to your death and drowning is that you will actually feel pain in drowning in addition to the terror

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What about two really large horses?

    Elephant > Horses

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What about a Mastodon? Like the only mastodon left in the world is discovered and it drags you through a barred window like one of those dealies chefs use to chop whole onions.

    That would fucking suck.

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Any death that allows me to struggle for my life, but is absolutely futile, is the death I fear the most.

    Like the Achilles tendon in neck high water thing.

    Fucking terrifying.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Any death that allows me to struggle for my life, but is absolutely futile, is the death I fear the most.

    Like the Achilles tendon in neck high water thing.

    Fucking terrifying.

    yeah, I'm saving that one for someone I really hate.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Any death that allows me to struggle for my life, but is absolutely futile, is the death I fear the most.

    Like the Achilles tendon in neck high water thing.

    Fucking terrifying.

    yeah, I'm saving that one for someone I really hate.

    then you have their corpse made into a lifegem and put it in the head of a cane.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Any death that allows me to struggle for my life, but is absolutely futile, is the death I fear the most.

    Like the Achilles tendon in neck high water thing.

    Fucking terrifying.

    yeah, I'm saving that one for someone I really hate.

    then you have their corpse made into a lifegem and put it in the head of a cane.

    Pony that is just asking for a haunting

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited May 2007
    I cringed for a long time after the bride slices that dude's Achilles tendons in Kill Bill

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Any death that allows me to struggle for my life, but is absolutely futile, is the death I fear the most.

    Like the Achilles tendon in neck high water thing.

    Fucking terrifying.

    yeah, I'm saving that one for someone I really hate.

    then you have their corpse made into a lifegem and put it in the head of a cane.

    Pony that is just asking for a haunting

    yeah but maybe you could just point the cane at people and force him to haun them

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Any death that allows me to struggle for my life, but is absolutely futile, is the death I fear the most.

    Like the Achilles tendon in neck high water thing.

    Fucking terrifying.

    yeah, I'm saving that one for someone I really hate.

    then you have their corpse made into a lifegem and put it in the head of a cane.

    Pony that is just asking for a haunting

    Bring it!

    I will wear ten gold rings with a diamond in each

    each stone made from the skulls of my enemies

    the only place they could haunt is my fists

    where their life ENDED!

    see guys anyone can write like frank miller

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I fear undeath more than I fear death.

    I don't know what the rest of you fags are so worried about.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    the only place they could haunt is my fists

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    no see

    i would punch them if they tried that

    punch them in their ethereal faces with the diamonds of broken souls

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    Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    that guy looks like Rimmer

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    Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    # 1327: Edward II of England, after being deposed and imprisoned by his Queen consort Isabella and her lover Roger Mortimer, was rumored to have been murdered by having a red-hot iron inserted into his anus.[8]

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It would also suck to die in any way that you get you a Darwin Award.

    Cuz being "honored" like that would suck ass.

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