Man that one totally takes the cake. That guy had his limbs violently torn off and then it was just a race to the clock to see if his drifting torso bleed to death our drowned first. No matter what happened, his massive open wounds were filled with salt water.
haha, seriously, that's totally priceless. Its so bad it's hilarious.
I read the full article. The best part about the whole thing is that the rest of his body exploded violently, killing him instantly. His limbs and what was left of him were what flew through the hatch. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin
This was not slow. "Fragments of his body were found scattered about the rig. One part was even found lying on the rig’s derrick, 10 meters directly above the chambers. His death would almost certainly have been painless and instantaneous."
Edit: Also the hatch his remains exploded through was only open about 2 feet wide. Also rane you should be studying. gogogogogogo.
I read the full article. The best part about the whole thing is that the rest of his body exploded violently, killing him instantly. His limbs and what was left of him were what flew through the hatch. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin
This was not slow.
Edit: Also the hatch his remains exploded through was only open about 2 feet wide.
However, the fact that the entire rest of the game was so great makes that twenty minutes of terrible that much worse.
Imagine eating a steak. It is the most delicious thing you have ever eaten, and you are fairly certain that you will never again encounter its equal.
Then you lift up the last bite and underneath is a a used band-aid with a bunch of blood and bits of scab still on it.
I'd like to point out that the first half hour or so (at least until you get off that damned station) kind of suck too. Not in a hidden bloody bandaid steak kind of way, more like a fat chunk of gristle kind of way.
# 1601: Tycho Brahe, according to legend, died of complications resulting from a strained bladder at a banquet. It would have been extremely bad etiquette to leave the table before the meal was finished, so he stayed until he became fatally ill. This version of events has since been brought into question as other causes of death (murder by Johannes Kepler, suicide, and lead poisoning among others) have come to the fore.[11]
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Kind of disturbing knowing this is a forum in which you can lurk and view the thread
I went and looked at the wikipedia list posted earlier some of deaths listed are quite funny others are not that strange
Two of the ones for this year
2007: James Richards, an American Veterinarian and expert on cats died in a motorcycle accident trying to avoid a cat that had run on the road
2007: Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old woman from Sacramento, died of water intoxication while trying to win a Nintendo Wii in a KDND 107.9 "The End" radio station's "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest, which involved drinking large quantities of water without urinating
are not at all unusual compared to the rest and some of the rather gory deaths I witnessed over the years
1993: Garry Hoy, a Toronto lawyer, fell to his death after he threw himself through the glass wall on the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre in order to prove the glass was "unbreakable".
1993: Garry Hoy, a Toronto lawyer, fell to his death after he threw himself through the glass wall on the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre in order to prove the glass was "unbreakable".
i wonder if a guy bet him
probably the most bittersweet $20 he never had to pay up
Kind of disturbing knowing this is a forum in which you can lurk and view the thread
I went and looked at the wikipedia list posted earlier some of deaths listed are quite funny others are not that strange
Two of the ones for this year
2007: James Richards, an American Veterinarian and expert on cats died in a motorcycle accident trying to avoid a cat that had run on the road
2007: Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old woman from Sacramento, died of water intoxication while trying to win a Nintendo Wii in a KDND 107.9 "The End" radio station's "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest, which involved drinking large quantities of water without urinating
are not at all unusual compared to the rest and some of the rather gory deaths I witnessed over the years
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Man that one totally takes the cake. That guy had his limbs violently torn off and then it was just a race to the clock to see if his drifting torso bleed to death our drowned first. No matter what happened, his massive open wounds were filled with salt water.
haha, seriously, that's totally priceless. Its so bad it's hilarious.
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I read the full article. The best part about the whole thing is that the rest of his body exploded violently, killing him instantly. His limbs and what was left of him were what flew through the hatch.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin
This was not slow. "Fragments of his body were found scattered about the rig. One part was even found lying on the rig’s derrick, 10 meters directly above the chambers. His death would almost certainly have been painless and instantaneous."
Edit: Also the hatch his remains exploded through was only open about 2 feet wide. Also rane you should be studying. gogogogogogo.
okay that's better
but wow
ouch
I heard it was horrible, and I've seen it be horrible. BUT I NEED TO KNOW MYSELF
However, the fact that the entire rest of the game was so great makes that twenty minutes of terrible that much worse.
Imagine eating a steak. It is the most delicious thing you have ever eaten, and you are fairly certain that you will never again encounter its equal.
Then you lift up the last bite and underneath is a a used band-aid with a bunch of blood and bits of scab still on it.
WHAT THE HELL
# 1601: Tycho Brahe, according to legend, died of complications resulting from a strained bladder at a banquet. It would have been extremely bad etiquette to leave the table before the meal was finished, so he stayed until he became fatally ill. This version of events has since been brought into question as other causes of death (murder by Johannes Kepler, suicide, and lead poisoning among others) have come to the fore.[11]
What?
But then, that's kind of the point.
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This was referenced serveral pages ago. Keep up with the times teefs.
Don't hurt me
I question that already.
Hmm
You wouldn't happen to go to Wheaton would you?
It took Janet Jackson's titty to make sure we have a live feed delay.
You can always chill with me and/or Dynagrip here in houston...there are a few others but i can't think of who right now.
How nice of you to notice it.
Nice um.....erection.
Hey.
Look there's no one else around. Would you like to...y'know... mess around or somethin'?
I once saw a video of a woman who fell like 100ft from a hot air balloon and survived. Looked horrible.
Wait no, that was Fresh Prince.
I went and looked at the wikipedia list posted earlier some of deaths listed are quite funny others are not that strange
Two of the ones for this year
2007: Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old woman from Sacramento, died of water intoxication while trying to win a Nintendo Wii in a KDND 107.9 "The End" radio station's "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest, which involved drinking large quantities of water without urinating
i wonder if a guy bet him
probably the most bittersweet $20 he never had to pay up
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So I married an axe murderer reference FTW!
I pray to whatever higher power there might be that this doesn't happen to me.
Or burning alive. Or boiling. Those are pretty high on the list.
or being brought out to neck deep water with only your hands bound and then having your hand be cut free, and your Achilles tendons sliced.
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