Kurt Cobain - fucked courtney love
Elvis Presely - fucked peanut butter and bacon sandwiches
Phil Hartman - yeah okay me too
Jim Morrison - fucked pretty much anything that moved
Layne Staley - fucked anything with a needle sticking out of it Freddie Mercury - fucked anything with a mustache
hey this is an imaginary world of people we could bring back from the dead to have sexual relations with
i'd just bring kurt back and rewind him pre-courtney
because .. ew, seriously. seriously, kurt. i know you're reading this, they have to have the internet in hell.
...
or, heaven.
hey this is an imaginary world of people we could bring back from the dead to have sexual relations with
i'd just bring kurt back and rewind him pre-courtney
because .. ew, seriously. seriously, kurt. i know you're reading this, they have to have the internet in hell.
...
or, heaven.
I don't remember anyone saying anything about bringing them back from the dead first
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LANA FUCKING TURNER!?
James Dean
Cary Grant
Rock Hudson
They broke the mold
He'd probably have fucked you too.
She's not dead yet.
I kno rite
oh wait... they're supposed to be dead NOW?
I thought you meant when you were fucking them.
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Okay then. I want to go back in time and fuck hot Bettie Page. Can there be a time machine sub-rule?
No, that's stupid.
Elvis Presely
Phil Hartman
Jim Morrison
Layne Staley
Freddie Mercury
Can I raise my hand
Right then. Where's my shiv?
how is the old lady from titanic still alive
it makes no sense
If only to say "I loved Lucy."
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I suppose, if you want to.
More movies should feature hot, crazy younger sisters of the boring female lead, like The Big Sleep and... uh... Wedding Crashers.
i'd just bring kurt back and rewind him pre-courtney
because .. ew, seriously. seriously, kurt.
i know you're reading this, they have to have the internet in hell.
...
or, heaven.
I don't remember anyone saying anything about bringing them back from the dead first
oh ho ho ho
I got that one without looking at the filename
grace kelly
ingrid bergman
my current historical love is jean seberg
not the best picture, but you get the gist. watch breathless.
definitely hell
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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