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Two new Star Wars films not to involve Zhan? :O

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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What I am saying here is that I will probably kil myself if the new clone wars is done in 3d, sinc the only images I have of that in my head are something akin to a late-nineties dreamcast game

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    Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I actually did a wookieepedia search to ensure there were no sith dogs.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    All of your ideas were just ideas for new kinds of lightsabers?

    What of plot, Knob?

    What of things to make Amidala do?

    dude i'm talking about star wars movies, we don't need any of your damn plot

    here's some plot

    there is an evil empire or republic or something and they're bad

    so the good guys fight them and maybe there is some smooching and some spaceship fights


    what of the force?

    what of the orgies of Nar-Shadoo

    (eww that reminds me, speaking of extended universe. I have a comic where Jabba the Hutt is walking with his cronies and he's bragging about shit he's done and one thing he says is, "I have braved the (whatever) pits of Zangos, I have survived the orgies of Nar-Shadoo!" What the fucking hell?)

    Shaddaa.

    Nar Shaddaa.


    Ahaha you know what I'm talking about then

    Not really. I just know that the sister world to Nal Hutta is Nar Shaddaa.

    Is the comic called "Jabba: The Art of the Deal"?

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    Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Nar shaddaa is a moon i thought, because the hutt planet is just a huge swamp.
    (its in KOTOR)

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    The Jedi powers in Clone Wars were fucking retarded. Like Mace being able to wipe out thousands of droids instantly or Yoda being able to move fucking destroyers, yet straining over pillars and fighters in the movies.

    I would assume that's the reason George didn't like it.

    That or the fact that George just hates good things.

    Aren't you the one that complained about how Yoda will look in the new series?

    He looks like a CG version of Tarkovsky's Yoda.

    My problem with it wasn't the structure of his face or anything, I just didn't like how smoothed out it all looked. Especially around his ears.

    I'm not writing it off entirely, but Clone Wars was pretty awesome, even if it was a little over the top at times.

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    i like how it makes absolutely no sense to just have swamp planet and desert planet and water planet and forest planet

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Favlaud wrote: »
    What I am saying here is that I will probably kil myself if the new clone wars is done in 3d, sinc the only images I have of that in my head are something akin to a late-nineties dreamcast game

    20070309bgri0.jpg

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    Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Planet full of voracious insects.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    light saber whip

    This you can blame Marvel on and their creation of Lumiya the Dark Lady of the Sith.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »

    Not really. I just know that the sister world to Nal Hutta is Nar Shaddaa.

    Is the comic called "Jabba: The Art of the Deal"?

    I think that was it actually. I can't remember it that well but the concept of participating and and surviving an orgy stuck very clearly in my brain. What sort of perils? I mean, if Jabba is involved he might kill you, but what would fuck him to death and who would want to enter such an orgy and are there drugs there, too? and what the fuck, kids are reading this.

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    i like how it makes absolutely no sense to just have swamp planet and desert planet and water planet and forest planet

    Is that sarcasm?

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    i like how it makes absolutely no sense to just have swamp planet and desert planet and water planet and forest planet

    Is that sarcasm?

    it doesn't make sense

    it's totally retarded

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man guys, Republic Commando was awesome.

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    i like how it makes absolutely no sense to just have swamp planet and desert planet and water planet and forest planet

    Is that sarcasm?

    it doesn't make sense

    it's totally retarded

    k

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »

    Not really. I just know that the sister world to Nal Hutta is Nar Shaddaa.

    Is the comic called "Jabba: The Art of the Deal"?

    I think that was it actually. I can't remember it that well but the concept of participating and and surviving an orgy stuck very clearly in my brain. What sort of perils? I mean, if Jabba is involved he might kill you, but what would fuck him to death and who would want to enter such an orgy and are there drugs there, too? and what the fuck, kids are reading this.

    I think Hutt mating rituals involve a whole lot of violence. So a orgy would normally result in hundreds of casualties, to say nothing of the side species that would get involved.

    Fun Fact: Hutts are hermaphadites so at one point Jabba was a Jabbit.

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    i like how it makes absolutely no sense to just have swamp planet and desert planet and water planet and forest planet

    Is that sarcasm?

    it doesn't make sense

    it's totally retarded

    k

    y

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    Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Man guys, Republic Commando was awesome.

    You got to punch droidka's in their bitch faces. That alone made the game kick ass.

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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    Favlaud wrote: »
    What I am saying here is that I will probably kil myself if the new clone wars is done in 3d, sinc the only images I have of that in my head are something akin to a late-nineties dreamcast game

    20070309bgri0.jpg

    ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »

    Not really. I just know that the sister world to Nal Hutta is Nar Shaddaa.

    Is the comic called "Jabba: The Art of the Deal"?

    I think that was it actually. I can't remember it that well but the concept of participating and and surviving an orgy stuck very clearly in my brain. What sort of perils? I mean, if Jabba is involved he might kill you, but what would fuck him to death and who would want to enter such an orgy and are there drugs there, too? and what the fuck, kids are reading this.

    I think Hutt mating rituals involve a whole lot of violence. So a orgy would normally result in hundreds of casualties, to say nothing of the side species that would get involved.

    Fun Fact: Hutts are hermaphadites so at one point Jabba was a Jabbit.

    I can't stop laughing and I'm not even sure what I'm specifically laughing at anymore.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »

    Not really. I just know that the sister world to Nal Hutta is Nar Shaddaa.

    Is the comic called "Jabba: The Art of the Deal"?

    I think that was it actually. I can't remember it that well but the concept of participating and and surviving an orgy stuck very clearly in my brain. What sort of perils? I mean, if Jabba is involved he might kill you, but what would fuck him to death and who would want to enter such an orgy and are there drugs there, too? and what the fuck, kids are reading this.

    I think Hutt mating rituals involve a whole lot of violence. So a orgy would normally result in hundreds of casualties, to say nothing of the side species that would get involved.

    Fun Fact: Hutts are hermaphadites so at one point Jabba was a Jabbit.

    How do you know so much about a fictional alien race's sexuality?

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Favlaud wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Favlaud wrote: »
    What I am saying here is that I will probably kil myself if the new clone wars is done in 3d, sinc the only images I have of that in my head are something akin to a late-nineties dreamcast game

    20070309bgri0.jpg

    ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe

    It's really hard to judge without seeing how the human characters will look.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »

    Not really. I just know that the sister world to Nal Hutta is Nar Shaddaa.

    Is the comic called "Jabba: The Art of the Deal"?

    I think that was it actually. I can't remember it that well but the concept of participating and and surviving an orgy stuck very clearly in my brain. What sort of perils? I mean, if Jabba is involved he might kill you, but what would fuck him to death and who would want to enter such an orgy and are there drugs there, too? and what the fuck, kids are reading this.

    I think Hutt mating rituals involve a whole lot of violence. So a orgy would normally result in hundreds of casualties, to say nothing of the side species that would get involved.

    Fun Fact: Hutts are hermaphadites so at one point Jabba was a Jabbit.

    How do you know so much about a fictional alien race's sexuality?

    Star Wars is sorta my thing.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    He should make a movie based on that episode of Muppet Babies.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »

    Not really. I just know that the sister world to Nal Hutta is Nar Shaddaa.

    Is the comic called "Jabba: The Art of the Deal"?

    I think that was it actually. I can't remember it that well but the concept of participating and and surviving an orgy stuck very clearly in my brain. What sort of perils? I mean, if Jabba is involved he might kill you, but what would fuck him to death and who would want to enter such an orgy and are there drugs there, too? and what the fuck, kids are reading this.

    I think Hutt mating rituals involve a whole lot of violence. So a orgy would normally result in hundreds of casualties, to say nothing of the side species that would get involved.

    Fun Fact: Hutts are hermaphadites so at one point Jabba was a Jabbit.

    How do you know so much about a fictional alien race's sexuality?

    Star Wars is sorta my thing.
    Neeeeeerd.

    Seriously man that is almost as fucked up as knowing how to speak Klingon.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    Favlaud wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Favlaud wrote: »
    What I am saying here is that I will probably kil myself if the new clone wars is done in 3d, sinc the only images I have of that in my head are something akin to a late-nineties dreamcast game

    20070309bgri0.jpg

    ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe

    It's really hard to judge without seeing how the human characters will look.

    The only human characters we need are hundreds of thousands of fully-armored clone troopers blasting the hell out some Separatists.

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    JebuJebu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Firematic. wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Man guys, Republic Commando was awesome.

    You got to punch droidka's in their bitch faces. That alone made the game kick ass.

    The only part of that game that I didn't like was that you never got to fight any jedi. I was expecting the game to end with the whole "execute order 66" thing and the squad to start kicking some jedi ass.

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    Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jebu wrote: »
    Firematic. wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Man guys, Republic Commando was awesome.

    You got to punch droidka's in their bitch faces. That alone made the game kick ass.

    The only part of that game that I didn't like was that you never got to fight any jedi. I was expecting the game to end with the whole "execute order 66" thing and the squad to start kicking some jedi ass.

    I dont remember when commando came out. Order 66 is in Battlefront II, and I think you even play as the same unit with the same narrator (501st). Those droids with the electro sticks were fairly badass i guess though.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jebu wrote: »
    Firematic. wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Man guys, Republic Commando was awesome.

    You got to punch droidka's in their bitch faces. That alone made the game kick ass.

    The only part of that game that I didn't like was that you never got to fight any jedi. I was expecting the game to end with the whole "execute order 66" thing and the squad to start kicking some jedi ass.

    I heard there was some bullshit about them thinking the order was a trick from the enemy or something, so they went rogue.

    It's so much better to imagine them just killing a bunch of Jedi punks.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Jebu wrote: »
    Firematic. wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Man guys, Republic Commando was awesome.

    You got to punch droidka's in their bitch faces. That alone made the game kick ass.

    The only part of that game that I didn't like was that you never got to fight any jedi. I was expecting the game to end with the whole "execute order 66" thing and the squad to start kicking some jedi ass.

    I heard there was some bullshit about them thinking the order was a trick from the enemy or something, so they went rogue.

    It's so much better to imagine them just killing a bunch of Jedi punks.

    I think Karen Traviss is writing a book that deals with a squad of ReComs and Order 66. For all I know only ARC troopers had enough free will to disobey the kill Jedi command.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The RepComs had similar training to the ARCs.

    I can't stand Karen Traviss after the debacle over the 3 million clones.

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    Favlaud wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Favlaud wrote: »
    What I am saying here is that I will probably kil myself if the new clone wars is done in 3d, sinc the only images I have of that in my head are something akin to a late-nineties dreamcast game

    20070309bgri0.jpg

    ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe

    It's really hard to judge without seeing how the human characters will look.

    This is true. It could also look much better in motion, so we'll see.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The RepComs had similar training to the ARCs.

    I can't stand Karen Traviss after the debacle over the 3 million clones.

    Did you read Triple Zero?

    My god, it was like reading a fucking love letter to the Mando culture while at the same time showing the Jedi to be incompetent Nazis. And I thing there was one scene of actual Commandoing./

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Nah, "I've been dying a little bit inside every day since I met you." ruins lightsabers for me.

    wait, what?

    That was a quote from one of the movies?
    I can't remember that.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The RepComs had similar training to the ARCs.

    I can't stand Karen Traviss after the debacle over the 3 million clones.

    Did you read Triple Zero?

    My god, it was like reading a fucking love letter to the Mando culture while at the same time showing the Jedi to be incompetent Nazis. And I thing there was one scene of actual Commandoing./

    No, I didn't read Triple Zero, because I can't stand Karen Traviss' Mando wank.

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    VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    am i right

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That is awful.

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    NORNOR Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Veegeezee wrote: »
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    am i right

    Needs lightsaber: ears, eyes, and a lightsaber nose.

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    NORNOR Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I would do it but I am tired.

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    tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My bro made this kickass ninja turtle/jedi picture:

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rumored movie poster, spoiler'd for size.

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