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[DEAD THREAD] Caves of Phalla

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Spectre has magic gnome finding powers.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    Whats two days late?
    And Buzz Buzz died night one...
    He's talking about Les Phalles. I have been a fairly large contributor to that game, having corrected the narrator several times and directed the play of others to more effectively use the tools that we had available to us. The narration from the vote that ended nearly 27 hours ago has not been posted.

    And yeah, it's just a tad bit frustrating.

  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Spectre has magic gnome finding powers.
    He found another one? Tabasco, I assume? So TehSpectre's a day one kill for monsters now, eh? He probably should have been that after his stellar performance in VtP, picking out our Guardian and Seer on successive days. But now his prowess clearly cannot be doubted. :)

  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Spectre has magic gnome finding powers.
    Ah, my gnomy friend. How are you?

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Nah, we haven't got the results of tonight's kills yet. It will be hilarious if Tabasco is a gnome and tehspectre wraith-kills the 2nd gnome though.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    Nah, we haven't got the results of tonight's kills yet. It will be hilarious if Tabasco is a gnome and tehspectre wraith-kills the 2nd gnome though.
    I can give you a list of every gnome, if you would like.

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Spectre has magic gnome finding powers.
    Ah, my gnomy friend. How are you?

    Not bad, I do hope you're getting along.

    Things could have gone better, stupid 3rd party factions. I haven't even read the main thread and wasn't commenting about today, even before tonight he was 3 for fucking 4. That's some good odds.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Spectre has magic gnome finding powers.
    Ah, my gnomy friend. How are you?

    Not bad, I do hope you're getting along.

    Things could have gone better, stupid 3rd party factions. I haven't even read the main thread and wasn't commenting about today, even before tonight he was 3 for fucking 4. That's some good odds.
    I'm doing fine. Doesn't take long to bury things in an emotional void. So, our friends have been getting wiped out, eh?

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Quite a bit. We've had some bloody, bloody nights.

    I must say if Ardor is in fact evil I'm going to bash some skulls in, notably Spectre's....

    If he and Grimmy were the cultists he could have had the shield the first night by killing the real shield bearer...then the thief steals from Ardor and Ardor gets to claim he was human, because he "started" with the shield.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited May 2007
    I hope I can be a bad guy again. I hate villager.

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Technically everyone is a bad guy in Zodiac Phalla.

    (coming soon! :P)

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh my god, a phalla based on FFT.

    I want to be Delita.

    I want to backstab everyone.

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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited May 2007
    I refuse to blame myself or God. :P

    Also, F5 F5 F5 F5 F5.

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    I refuse to blame myself or God. :P

    Nah, with the remake only being on the PSP I'm totally blaming Sony at this point.

    Fuckers. Making me buy their annoying little handheld...

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    I refuse to blame myself or God. :P

    Nah, with the remake only being on the PSP I'm totally blaming Sony at this point.

    Fuckers. Making me buy their annoying little handheld...

    Isn't there going to be a new FFT for DS though?

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    I refuse to blame myself or God. :P

    Nah, with the remake only being on the PSP I'm totally blaming Sony at this point.

    Fuckers. Making me buy their annoying little handheld...

    Or the remake...in ODaM? ;)

    *hint hint it is next on the phalla list >_>*

  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Tabasco wrote: »
    I forgot what happens in a tie, but !retract cjiwakura.

    And, I !vote Digger Dude.

    Voting closed 52 minutes ago.

    Narration will be up in five minutes or less.

    Longest five minutes ever.

    I want to know who got screwed ever so badly!

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    I refuse to blame myself or God. :P

    Nah, with the remake only being on the PSP I'm totally blaming Sony at this point.

    Fuckers. Making me buy their annoying little handheld...

    Isn't there going to be a new FFT for DS though?

    Sequel to FFTA. While I liked FFTA, I liked it like I like a nice hamburger. FFT (with multiplayer built in) is like
    a 30 foot table filled with every part of the cow imaginable all cooked to perfection hand fed to me by gorgeous super models.

    They don't really compare.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    I refuse to blame myself or God. :P

    Nah, with the remake only being on the PSP I'm totally blaming Sony at this point.

    Fuckers. Making me buy their annoying little handheld...

    Isn't there going to be a new FFT for DS though?

    Sequel to FFTA. While I liked FFTA, I liked it like I like a nice hamburger. FFT (with multiplayer built in) is like
    a 30 foot table filled with every part of the cow imaginable all cooked to perfection hand fed to me by gorgeous super models.

    They don't really compare.

    Too bad it's not online multiplayer.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    I refuse to blame myself or God. :P

    Nah, with the remake only being on the PSP I'm totally blaming Sony at this point.

    Fuckers. Making me buy their annoying little handheld...

    Isn't there going to be a new FFT for DS though?

    Sequel to FFTA. While I liked FFTA, I liked it like I like a nice hamburger. FFT (with multiplayer built in) is like
    a 30 foot table filled with every part of the cow imaginable all cooked to perfection hand fed to me by gorgeous super models.

    They don't really compare.

    Too bad it's not online multiplayer.

    That would be naked supermodels...

    Hmm.....we sure do likey the cultist. Killing all his boys for him. If my theory is correct I think he wins tomorrow night.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

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  • TabascoTabasco Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Sup homies?

    Life is too important to be taken seriously.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What killed Gundlterror? Something new, or something old come again?

    Silly gnome grenades
    Blowing up all the humans
    Tehspectre missed

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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Well, I thought I knew what my blue glow meant, but I guess I was wrong, since Shamus's death doesn't jive with the theory I had. Maybe TehSpectre's lifeforce was tied to me, as it was to Shamus? I mean, I initially thought that the shield breaking caused TehSpectre pain, but maybe it's the lifeforce tied to humans theory after all.

  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    I'm very, very interested to see how this next round plays out.

    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    What killed Gundlterror? Something new, or something old come again?

    Silly gnome grenades
    Blowing up all the humans
    Tehspectre missed

    Silly post, Last Son
    Your haiku is made of fail,
    It's five-seven-four.

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    Well, I thought I knew what my blue glow meant, but I guess I was wrong, since Shamus's death doesn't jive with the theory I had. Maybe TehSpectre's lifeforce was tied to me, as it was to Shamus? I mean, I initially thought that the shield breaking caused TehSpectre pain, but maybe it's the lifeforce tied to humans theory after all.

    Yea, my item thing was wrong and I realized that right after I reread your bit in the narration. I'd guess he's got one more person he needs to not have dead in order to cease being undead.

    I really like the item idea though, I think it adds some interesting complexity. Especially if the bad guys got some of the items late game, blackmailing a ghost would be awesome.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

    PSN: QuipFilter
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited May 2007
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Maaaan.

    If I weren't already about to run a FFT themed Phalla I'd run a Heroes one. >_>

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Maaaan.

    If I weren't already about to run a FFT themed Phalla I'd run a Heroes one. >_>

    You are like a fountain of win and awesome.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh man the rules are even setting themselves in my head

    I wonder if I can sign up for a second slot >_> <_<

  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Wait FS still hasn't posted the Les Phalles results? Does anyone know what they are?

    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh man the rules are even setting themselves in my head

    I wonder if I can sign up for a second slot >_> <_<

    Clearly the answer is to run two concurrent phalla by yourself in ODAM. Then you should somehow have a third phalla consisting of those who died who gain more abilities based upon if they died in FFT-phalla or Heroes-phalla. Then you have a giant elimination bout at the end to decide who is KING OF THE PHALLAS!
    Spoiler:

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I would totally do that if I could.

    Seriously.

    I would just need some co-hosts. XD

    Oh, and to not delay everyone else on the list for an eternity. >_>

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    *Runs screaming away*

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

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  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Too stupid to feel pain. San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hi. Sorry to disappoint those who actually thought I was hiding something. :D

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  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hylianbunny. We are so screwing, right now. unf unf.

    So yeah. When does the phalla start because I am in like something that is really in something. Phallas are fun if scary.

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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Wait FS still hasn't posted the Les Phalles results? Does anyone know what they are?
    Nope. I can tell you that Grimmy and Frosteey (allegedly a Jacobin) are probably dying, that Elendil (a Royalist) and I (allegedly a Girondin) will be jailed, and that Elkamil will be freed, but beyond that, not really anything. I've posted the 10 or so player list of inactives several times throughout, and if the game isn't over with this narration...well...I think there'll be an even greater number of pissed players than if it does end with that narration.

  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hylianbunny. We are so screwing, right now. unf unf.

    So yeah. When does the phalla start because I am in like something that is really in something. Phallas are fun if scary.

    :winky:

    FFT Phalla is actually right after the current one. Probably starting signups in a few days, game's starting some night after Monday. It'd start sooner but there was a death in the family recently so I have a funeral to go to.

    Did I say a few days? I meant, like...tomorrow. >_>

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