consciously I realize that they are of sturdy craftsmanship, but there is nothing more horrifying than the idea of a glass dildo exploding in my nether regions
hahaha
man, they're made of fucking pyrex
those things are crazy, crazy tough
you could beat a dude made of concrete to death with them
which, in a funny sort of way, kind of brings us back to the original topic
consciously I realize that they are of sturdy craftsmanship, but there is nothing more horrifying than the idea of a glass dildo exploding in my nether regions
Thats bad, but the first dildos were reportedly made from wood. Im not sure what would be worse..shards of glass or splinters.
consciously I realize that they are of sturdy craftsmanship, but there is nothing more horrifying than the idea of a glass dildo exploding in my nether regions
hahaha
man, they're made of fucking pyrex
those things are crazy, crazy tough
you could beat a dude made of concrete to death with them
which, in a funny sort of way, kind of brings us back to the original topic
really? A dude made of concrete? I will have to reconsider my position on this
I worked at a porn shop for a year after HS, and I can tell you right now, the cheaper shit will fuck you up if not dipped and rested in disinfectant.
I met so many men and women that had horrific infections from unclean toys, or toys that held on to funky shit and redeposited it after muating into horrible little creatures.
glass or silicone. Nothing else, ever.
I actually talked to a chck that almost got killed becasue she used a toy anally, washed it off, let it sit in a drawer for a week, then used it vaginally and contracted a strain of E-Coli.
I worked at a porn shop for a year after HS, and I can tell you right now, the cheaper shit will fuck you up if not dipped and rested in disinfectant.
I met so many men and women that had horrific infections from unclean toys, or toys that held on to funky shit and redeposited it after muating into horrible little creatures.
glass or silicone. Nothing else, ever.
I actually talked to a chck that almost got killed becasue she used a toy anally, washed it off, let it sit in a drawer for a week, then used it vaginally and contracted a strain of E-Coli.
yes
this
exactly this
porous is baaaaaaaaaad
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speaking of foreign objects found in rectal passages:
I remember reading in a surgical journal some years ago about the extraction of a jar of maraschino cherries from a man's rectum. Being a glass jar, and large, there were problems getting purchase (in the grasping, not the monetary sense: presumably it had already been paid for), and there was concern about breaking it. Performing some sort of version maneuver, they unscrewed the cap, emptied out the cherries, and grabbed the lip of the jar for a successful end of the case. The icing on the cake, the cherry on top. But it wasn't the process that impressed me; it was the apparent credulity with which the authors reported the mechanism of entry in the first place. The man, so they explained, had been camping and had, in answering the call of his lower intestine, sat on a branch to perform the evacuation. The branch broke, and, as luck would have it, he'd been unknowingly positioned exactly above an upright jar of cherries, and landed orificially straight upon it.
speaking of foreign objects found in rectal passages:
I remember reading in a surgical journal some years ago about the extraction of a jar of maraschino cherries from a man's rectum. Being a glass jar, and large, there were problems getting purchase (in the grasping, not the monetary sense: presumably it had already been paid for), and there was concern about breaking it. Performing some sort of version maneuver, they unscrewed the cap, emptied out the cherries, and grabbed the lip of the jar for a successful end of the case. The icing on the cake, the cherry on top. But it wasn't the process that impressed me; it was the apparent credulity with which the authors reported the mechanism of entry in the first place. The man, so they explained, had been camping and had, in answering the call of his lower intestine, sat on a branch to perform the evacuation. The branch broke, and, as luck would have it, he'd been unknowingly positioned exactly above an upright jar of cherries, and landed orificially straight upon it.
No ordinary candle this: probably three inches in diameter, it was over a foot long. How his colon accepted it without tearing, I can't say; I'd guess it had had practice. The upper end of the candle disappeared behind the lower edge of his ribs. Prodigious.
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hahaha
man, they're made of fucking pyrex
those things are crazy, crazy tough
you could beat a dude made of concrete to death with them
which, in a funny sort of way, kind of brings us back to the original topic
Thats bad, but the first dildos were reportedly made from wood. Im not sure what would be worse..shards of glass or splinters.
I met so many men and women that had horrific infections from unclean toys, or toys that held on to funky shit and redeposited it after muating into horrible little creatures.
glass or silicone. Nothing else, ever.
I actually talked to a chck that almost got killed becasue she used a toy anally, washed it off, let it sit in a drawer for a week, then used it vaginally and contracted a strain of E-Coli.
yes
this
exactly this
porous is baaaaaaaaaad
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every once in a while, you say the world's most quotable-out-of-context things
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