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It's Mothers Day! Call now, mothers are standing by.

Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
Time to call your mums SE++ Show her haw much you really care.

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So here's to mom, the worrying, nagging, annoying light of your life.

Wrench N Rockets on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    Of course she'll be upset; everyone knows moms like VR Missions more.

    And I did the whole mother's day thing yesterday, because she wanted to avoid the restaurant crowds. Bennigan's still had crazy waits though.

    I'd call again, but her boyfriend's an idiot.

  • OdenOden Registered User
    Mothers Day ends in an hour where I am and she is already asleep so I don't even care anymore.

  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    No one remembered it in my family

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  • BasicBasic Registered User
    I barely keep track of any form of holiday. D:

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I fucked your collective moms.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    im gonna bring my mom a card and some donuts

    and i have two dozen multicolored roses showing up tomorrow

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    bitch didn't even get me anything for my birthday

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Basic wrote: »
    I barely keep track of any form of holiday. D:
    Halmark days dont count.

    It might as well be columbus day Mk. II

  • BasicBasic Registered User
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I fucked your collective moms.

    yeah well I fucked yours

  • RoloRolo Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Basic wrote: »
    I barely keep track of any form of holiday. D:
    Halmark days dont count.

    It might as well be columbus day Mk. II


    HAPPY LOVE DAY

  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    the hell
    i swear we had one of these like just a few weeks ago

  • WevsWevs __BANNED USERS
    I made my Mum a cup of coffee.

  • AirAir Registered User regular
    i was out of town last week and there were all these signs for mothers day and i was like 'shit it must be today i guess' so i called her to say happy mothers day and she was like 'what its next week'

    and today she was overseas so i didnt bother with anythin
    but i might get her some book during the week

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  • WevsWevs __BANNED USERS
    I don't like buying presents for my Mum because people in stores might think I'm buying them for myself or something.

  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User
    Basic wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I fucked your collective moms.

    yeah well I fucked yours

    Oh shit.
    That's harsh.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    well i had to get my brother a birthday present a few weeks ago and saw at kinokuniya they had a section of books called 'travel literature' which is basically stories about travelling
    we are a family that does a bit of travelling, and he has spent like half of the past 5 years in europe so i tried to get something on either germany or like general europe/eastern europe

    but man it was almost all about travels in like africa and south america and stuff, and too much written by old dudes which doesnt hold much relevance or interest to a young traveller

    since he recently moved out into the city i got him this book of short stories set in kings cross, written by various authors who lived there over the past century

    anyway while i was there i noticed a book of short stories set on the indian interstate train system which i think my mother would be interested in and wouldnt be an embarassing to buy like when wevs goes and buys a set of lingerie or whatever he is talking about

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Basic wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I fucked your collective moms.

    yeah well I fucked yours
    Upgrade recieved - You got:

    Syphagonacrabs!

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    What the hell are you guys going on a forum?

    You should be out spending time with your mothers.

    Oh shi-

  • AirAir Registered User regular
    last night my brother had a party and i was talking a bit to one of his friends who i dont think ive really talked to before and she asked about my mother and when i said shes overseas she was like 'hey that gets you off the hook tomorrow then huh'

    and i was all 'yea its good it makes things much easier' and such and then i remembered that this girls mother committed suicide a few years ago and suddenly worried that it was insensitive and didnt know what to say

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  • OdenOden Registered User
    my mother is dead you arsehole

  • OdenOden Registered User
    im just kidding she is alive and well

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    Mother's Day is actually pretty important to me

    Because you know My Dad's been MIA since I was 9

    but anywho abloobloobloobloo

  • BasicBasic Registered User
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Basic wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I fucked your collective moms.

    yeah well I fucked yours
    Upgrade recieved - You got:

    Syphagonacrabs!

    You had to bring crabs into this!

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    man i don't know shit about mother's day

    i made the girlfriend go find a card or something

    i guess i'm supposed to go over there and give it to her?


    this is retarded i have things to do

  • KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    my mom's dead

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  • SamuelSamuel Registered User
    For the last 3 years I've seen this thread and thought "shit fuck I forgot it again" and then I remember Mothers day falls on a completely different day in England.

    I'm none too quick.

  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    I don't really like Mother's day. Is it Mother's day or Mothers' day?

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    whats with the two holidays thing

    its like

    women's day

    and then

    mothers day

    pick one dammit

  • SamuelSamuel Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    whats with the two holidays thing

    its like

    women's day

    and then

    mothers day

    pick one dammit
    Well not all women are mothers.


    And not all mothers are

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    doesn't stop them from celebrating

    arg

  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    whats with the two holidays thing

    its like

    women's day

    and then

    mothers day

    pick one dammit

    ahaha. Women's day?

    Awesome. Go feminism.

    Spoiler:
  • SASA Registered User
    I got my Mom some flowers and an overpriced greeting card.

    I should just start making my own.

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    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    Man, Im still a little hungover from last night. Is it bad I'm hungover on Mother's Day?

  • SASA Registered User
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Man, Im still a little hungover from last night. Is it bad I'm hungover on Mother's Day?

    Go get drunk with your Mother.

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    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    whats with the two holidays thing

    its like

    women's day

    and then

    mothers day

    pick one dammit

    ahaha. Women's day?

    Awesome. Go feminism.
    I hereby declare middle aged white male slave wage day!

  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User
    SA wrote: »
    I got my Mom some flowers and an overpriced greeting card.

    I should just start making my own.

    I buy those 50-cent greeting cards (price point, not rapper) from dollar stores. I'd rather spend the money on a nice present.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    SA wrote: »
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Man, Im still a little hungover from last night. Is it bad I'm hungover on Mother's Day?

    Go get drunk with your Mother.
    If things go well for you then you'll have a little brother.

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I sent my mom some flowers. She liked them.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I got my Mom some flowers and an overpriced greeting card.

    I should just start making my own.

    I buy those 50-cent greeting cards (price point, not rapper) from dollar stores. I'd rather spend the money on a nice present.
    Yo Yo Yo Moms you is crazy fresh fo realz dog!

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Man, Im still a little hungover from last night. Is it bad I'm hungover on Mother's Day?

    Go get drunk with your Mother.
    If things go well for you then you'll have a little brotherson.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    I'm meeting up with my mom and sister, and catching the M's game at Safeco, today.

    When I was growing up, we used to do this every year they had a home game. We haven't done it for seven or eight years, though...I'm actually kind of excited for it.

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