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Hell yes, Queeny gets medieval.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Countries with a Monarchy > Countries without a Monarchy.

    This is fact.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    The Roman Empire more or less fell apart because of that. I mean that and that the inbred rulers apparently all acted like Paris Hilton, but being inbred was probably at least part of the cause.

    Lining their entire water distribution system with lead probably didn't help much either.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    The Roman Empire more or less fell apart because of that. I mean that and that the inbred rulers apparently all acted like Paris Hilton, but being inbred was probably at least part of the cause.

    Lining their entire water distribution system with lead probably didn't help much either.

    That was also not great.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    The Roman Empire more or less fell apart because of that. I mean that and that the inbred rulers apparently all acted like Paris Hilton, but being inbred was probably at least part of the cause.

    Lining their entire water distribution system with lead probably didn't help much either.

    That was also not great.

    The whole feeding christians to lions thing was pretty nifty, though.

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    CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Countries with a Monarchy > Countries without a Monarchy.

    This is fact.

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    Countries with a German monarchy though lose.

    I mean, thats not like some insider secret. It is pure fact. The current english royal family are all decendants of Germans. all of em.

    been like that since the first world war, cept noone really told us.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    The Roman Empire more or less fell apart because of that. I mean that and that the inbred rulers apparently all acted like Paris Hilton, but being inbred was probably at least part of the cause.

    Lining their entire water distribution system with lead probably didn't help much either.

    That was also not great.

    The whole feeding christians to lions thing was pretty nifty, though.

    You can't really blame an old-world empire for things like no free speech or unequal voting rights or lack of religious freedom. It's just not fair to judge them by modern standards. Look at them in the context of the world in which they lived.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Queen Elizabeth is the most powerful person in the world.

    No really.

    If there was ever a real war that involved Britain, she'd be on the front lines, throwin tanks at people.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Actually, it was more of the endless expansionism, lack of rapid communication and shift of focus towards Constantinople that allowed Odovacar to finally seize Rome.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    The Roman Empire more or less fell apart because of that. I mean that and that the inbred rulers apparently all acted like Paris Hilton, but being inbred was probably at least part of the cause.

    Lining their entire water distribution system with lead probably didn't help much either.

    That was also not great.

    The whole feeding christians to lions thing was pretty nifty, though.

    You can't really blame an old-world empire for things like no free speech or unequal voting rights or lack of religious freedom. It's just not fair to judge them by modern standards. Look at them in the context of the world in which they lived.

    Blame them?

    Did you miss the part where I said it was pretty nifty?

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Growing up, my ideas of the Roman Empire were based on History of the World: Part 1. I'm glad Rome on HBO set me straight.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Invisibles
    I read the first trade and it didn't do anything for me. Does it get better or is that pretty much how they all go? I think I've read a Batman that Morrison wrote and I didn't like it either.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Growing up, my ideas of the Roman Empire were based on History of the World: Part 1. I'm glad Rome on HBO set me straight.

    It's good to be da king.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Growing up, my ideas of the Roman Empire were based on History of the World: Part 1. I'm glad Rome on HBO set me straight.

    It's good to be da king.

    I just can't wait to be king!

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    redstormpopcornredstormpopcorn Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Does this mean Hellsing is a documentary? :O

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    WallyWally Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I do like the idea of little old Elizabeth commanding a secret group of ass kicking Royal Guard that go around and fuck people's shit up

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I read the first trade and it didn't do anything for me. Does it get better or is that pretty much how they all go? I think I've read a Batman that Morrison wrote and I didn't like it either.
    It's because you have no soul.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    she's a killer

    queeeeeen

    gunpowder, gelatine

    dynamite with a laser beam

    guaranteed to blow your mind

    anytime
    the laser soundbite in that song is the single greatest thing ever

    YES

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2007
    wait is that a direct quote

    i mean did the queen say "that we have no idea about"

    i mean

    not even the queen knows

    woooOOooo

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    RULE BRITANNIA,
    BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES,
    BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER,
    SHALL BE SLAVES.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    IT'S DAY MONAY

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    it's a screw you tuesday

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You know, Churchill allegedly said something very similar to what the Queen said here.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    redstormpopcorn wrote: »
    Does this mean Hellsing is a documentary? :O

    That's preposterous... England is not animated.
    It's historical fiction.

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    BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man the Royal guard are meant to be pretty hardcore, I mean compared to normal soliders that is. They make look like fools, with the big fur hats and the not being able to move or talk rule, but they are trained to kill....thinking about it, who else have a policy of no talking?

    Shoulin Monks....

    Think about it.

    Just think about it!

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    QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Its the SSAS, the SUPER SAS, i mean the regular SAS are pretty damn hardcore so imagine what their super counterparts are like.

    That or the Queen was bullshitting Burrel cos he is a nasty little cunt and she wanted to shut him up

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    FodaySankoFodaySanko __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Bob The Monkey wrote: »
    My head's now filled with fantastically awesome ideas of the Queen's secret army, Ninjas stolen in the period of colonialism riding Unicorns against foes of the crown.
    You know... I don't think that I care very much.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    FodaySanko wrote: »
    Bob The Monkey wrote: »
    My head's now filled with fantastically awesome ideas of the Queen's secret army, Ninjas stolen in the period of colonialism riding Unicorns against foes of the crown.
    You know... I don't think that I care very much.


    That's pretty much my thoughts on you right now

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Reminds me of the end of Hitman: Blood Money.

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