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Whacked-out, wild-eyed conspiracy theories
emnmnme
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It's been a good while since we've had one of these. List the best conspiracy theory you've heard of, no matter how ridiculous, that hasn't been debunked yet. We've all heard of the Grassy Knoll so the more obscure theories are desirable.
One I've heard - the countries controlled by the Illuminati are easy to spot; just look at the country's flag. Flags that contain Red, White, and Blue are controlled by the same shadow government who build up prosperous nations and trade agreements in order to stabilize international organized crime. Russia, USA, Great Britain, France, Australia, Cuba - all of these countries and more are ruled by the same people. The Cold War was a sham made up to raise fears and drive up military spending - from the very beginning of the 1950s it was decided neither side would fire a shot but it was expected that the Cold War would drive up nationalism and 'competition' for increased productivity.
It's not clear on how countries with only some of the tri-color present in their flags fit with the shadow government (Canada, Israel, Greece, etc.) but what is clear is that during the Second World War, the bulk of Allied forces (even China) were fighting under Red, White, and Blue against the Axis, which had no countries with a tri-color flag.
Also, Elvis faked his own death.
One I've heard - the countries controlled by the Illuminati are easy to spot; just look at the country's flag. Flags that contain Red, White, and Blue are controlled by the same shadow government who build up prosperous nations and trade agreements in order to stabilize international organized crime. Russia, USA, Great Britain, France, Australia, Cuba - all of these countries and more are ruled by the same people. The Cold War was a sham made up to raise fears and drive up military spending - from the very beginning of the 1950s it was decided neither side would fire a shot but it was expected that the Cold War would drive up nationalism and 'competition' for increased productivity.
It's not clear on how countries with only some of the tri-color present in their flags fit with the shadow government (Canada, Israel, Greece, etc.) but what is clear is that during the Second World War, the bulk of Allied forces (even China) were fighting under Red, White, and Blue against the Axis, which had no countries with a tri-color flag.
Also, Elvis faked his own death.
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the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I hope he's here soon.
His US civil war was supposed to start in 2004; so I'd hope most people have given up now..
Steam ID: Good Life
They had ties to the Incas and other Pre-Colombian American civilizations, but hid completely from the Europeans. They also took all the treasures of these American civilizations to hide them from the Conquistaors. Their underground domain is only accessible from a handful of caverns hidden around the world. They're still out there, hiding from us. In the 50s, an explorer found one of the entrance caves and ventured into their domain, and made contact with them. They showed him lots of ancient treasures and ancient history books, then let him go back. That's how we know about it today.
I've kinda wondered but after seeing that famous The Onion spoof, what did Kennedy have to do with the Free Masons? Besides, everybody knows Johnson killed Kennedy at the behest of Fidel Castro. ;-)
http://www.sabon.org/reptiloid/index3.html
Also, David Icke's collected works.
http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/missions/apollo15_touchdown_photos_010427.html
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
The first image behind the spoiler is an average demolitions setup for a controlled implosion of a building. The sticks on the support are RDX. Nasty stuff. Melts steel. The image below it is one of the WTC rubble. Above the fireman's head is a support beam. If you look closely at it, it's at the same angle as the image of the demolition team working, and appears melted.
Also, there's a video of the WTC complex owner talking about how he ordered the smaller building demoed, and that's why it fell. Which is odd, because it takes DAYS to prepare a demolition.
Hack away, gents!
- Soren Kierkegaard
I can't seem to find the link, but as I recall no telescope ever built has the resolution to see any of the landing equipment from Earth.
So, no.
Personally, I'm not so sure. And if there was, I doubt the government had anything to do with it.
I thought it was 2008.
Then you might enjoy this book.
Steam ID: Good Life
What makes you think there was? I've seen the shot from the book suppository (lol Full Metal Jacket) simulated using the same model rifle, ballistic jelly and a simulated skeletal structure. Worked out eerily similar.
- Soren Kierkegaard
Well, just for starters, with they way the towers fell, why would they have put explosives that low in the structure? Also, exactly what are we looking at? Is this a narrow beam that is leaning towards the camera or an exceptionally wide one standing upright?
- John Stuart Mill
I- Italy...
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They ordered WTC Building 7 to be demolished because it had become structurally unstable.
You're right, it does take a long time for a building to be rigged for demolition. The building collapsed on it's own before the rigging could be done.
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By the way, who here watched the X-Files fanatically?
Well, if you watch the video, there are explosions as the towers fall out the sides that look possibly like... um... I think they're called squibs. Indicative of a controlled demolition. There are many, many explosions in a controlled demo, including on the bottom floor.
I don't know how the images are formatted on your screen, but it's the beam that is right below the beam in the top photo. It's just a bit above the central fireman's head.
- Soren Kierkegaard
What did it become structurally unstable FROM, though? I mean, some fires? I find that hard to believe. That building going down looked EXACTLY like a controlled demo.
EDIT: So you know, totally playing Devil's Advocate, here.
- Soren Kierkegaard
"Topically applied fluoride does not prevent tooth decay, it does render teeth detectable by spy satellite"
"The plastic tips on shoelaces are called aglets, their true purpose is sinister"
"There was a magic bullet, it was forged by illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the truth"
"Secret messages encoded in amino acid chains in carb-free breakfast bars"
The "actors" who appeared at red-carpet events and premieres claiming to be starring in the movie are fakes, lying, because people wouldn't pay to see a movie showing the real death of a bunch of kids.
Sondheim ftw.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
.. Red, White, and Green.
edit: Whoops, you're right. Turns out the monarchist flag up until 1943 had some blue.
I wouldn't say too much more about this if I were you. ...You can't handle the truth! ...You gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you! How far down does the rabbit hole go?! ...or something.
EDIT: People who are usually way too rich to be that stupid.
Steam ID: Good Life
http://maps.google.com/maps?um=1&tab=wl&hl=en&q=Denver+Airport
(Make sure you look at it in satellite view)
And it's a really bad swastika. :P
"Why, they've even begun testing fluoridation in even ice cream, Mandrake... Children's ice cream!"
There's also many theories about hidden symbols in the US dollar bills, like the eye of God, pentagrams, etc. etc. Good stuff to read if you are bored at 2:30 in the morning.