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Harpy Prince
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So for the past week perhaps two my significant other has been telling me she doesn't see me enough. I tell her I'm sorry but I have to work. We both work in large corporate retail stores where the little man counts for almost nothing (guess which two lol) and we work on shifts on opposite sides of the day with different off days. Yesterday night when she got off she came over and spent the night saying she missed me. While we lay in bed she starts crying, saying she hates how she never see's me and hates me for having a job where I work in the mornings. I look her in the eyes swallow a clog in the back of my throat and explain,"Our work schedules are different". It is literally the only reason we don't see each other and very hard to work around. I get off when she has to go in. Today or actually a little less than an hour ago she texted me that perhaps we should take a break and I'm like "Fine if that's what you want." and now she's like "I made a mistake" and "I'd rather be with you and not see you than not be with you and not see you." I was confused whether she was crazy or she actually loves me as much as she says. I love this girl I really do but I'm getting tired of this. Somebody help me with this. Please.
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Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
I THINK SHE'S TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
Bonus points for nailing her sister while she's at work.
who gives a fuck, just quit your job
well, then you forfeit any sympathy.
So I think its time to tell you that Ive been bonin her for a while now. She doesnt actually have a job.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
Why is no one here like a doctor or a lawyer or something
Ballin'
Shot callin'
20 inch rims
On the Impallin'
Although technically, both can suck. The other should suck better.
No baby, that IS a full time job.
i'd suck dicks for my woman any day
LA DEE DA LOOK AT MAH SCHOOLIN
lol useful professions
i think i saw a doctor in H/A once
you're a fucking retard
Oh yeah, well I'd like to see them extract a clean alpha matte from a green screen.
Doesn't litejedi's girlfriend (I can't remember how to spell her handle) have a masters in chemical engineering or something along those lines?
HEY GUYS
I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK YOU BUT I HAVE NO COMMON SENSE
So what, it your town nothing but the walmart and the lawn around the walmart?
Asylum
i put my own desire for laughter above my friends need for help
truly i apologize
You damn near made it to page two.
There's also wineries around here.
But they probably would make him pick the grapes.
Five bucks says Harpy here is a fatty.
he's pretty fit actually
seemings how I know the dude IRL
Theres your problem, get less bills!
Also, doesnt landscaping pay stupid ammounts of cash? I was under the impression that it was a pretty good paying job. Im a lazy fag but if I could get a landscapin job, Id be off my ass doin that kinda stuff. You probly should too.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
he'd get a desk job but then he'd have to move his arm