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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    After my next paycheck, I need to buy "Walk on the Wild Side."

    And the colored girls sing do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do...:whistle:

    Truth: Someone on the bus said "C'mon, take a walk on the wild side!" a while back, and my friend and I started singing that chorus.

  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS
    Wiggin, you remind me of Kusu.

    Except you pay attention to grammar.

    Medopine wrote: »
    Fuck that woman going "oh god oh no!!"

    It's nature, bitch
  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    ege02 wrote: »
    Wiggin, you remind me of Kusu.

    Except you pay attention to grammar.

    definitely has a younger feel to him.

    The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Wiggin, you should listen to some Queen.

    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeee....
    *awesome riff*
    So you think you can stomp me and spit in my eye...


    Do not make me sing Fat-Bottomed Girls. It's not pretty.

    I'm sure it's not.

    Also, try Keep Yourself Alive, Ogre Battle, Killer Queen, and Seven Seas of Rhye. You can move on from there.

    ...

    My point is, I already listen to Queen. That was what got me started on my classic rock kick.

    Ege and Vari: Stop blaspheming.

  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    Variable you are now my favoritest person ever, let's have crazy gay sex behind the [chat] thread alright

  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Wiggin, you should listen to some Queen.

    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeee....
    *awesome riff*
    So you think you can stomp me and spit in my eye...


    Do not make me sing Fat-Bottomed Girls. It's not pretty.

    I'm sure it's not.

    Also, try Keep Yourself Alive, Ogre Battle, Killer Queen, and Seven Seas of Rhye. You can move on from there.

    ...

    My point is, I already listen to Queen. That was what got me started on my classic rock kick.

    Ege and Vari: Stop blaspheming.

    Well fuck me, then. You could have used songs other than their most popular ones to demonstrate that, though.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    I listen to Queen. Not a lot, but I do.
    It's on the new CD shelf (new referring to the shelf, not the CDs on it).
    I only know all the words to like 5 songs though, and those are the popular ones.
    Fat-Bottomed Girls, Bohemian Rhapsody, We Will Rock You, We are the Champions.
    Fuck the Bicycle song, and I know most of the words to Killer Queen.
    Also, I'm not even counting...

    Flash!
    Ahhhh
    :whistle:

  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    Marx wrote: »
    Variable you are now my favoritest person ever, let's have crazy gay sex behind the [chat] thread alright

    just for knowing about werewolves of london?

    easiest lay ever! let's do it

    The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Oh man. Regular sex is great. And then I have Gears of War and Dead Rising to look forward to. And when I come back, giant HDTV.

    The next shitty three months don't look as bad as they did before.

    Edit: People don't know about that movie? It's right next to the ones in Paris at Blockbuster.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    Why the hell am I watching shit quality live videos on YouTube of songs that are on my iPod?

    And the iPod is plugged in to the brand new deck, w/kick-ass speakers.

  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    holy balls I was dozing off and apparently I fell asleep

    well I had a really vivid dream of me slipping on ice that woke me up
    I'm all wowed by it.

    I'm serious my head hurts

    from a dream. this is crazy

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh man. Regular sex is great. And then I have Gears of War and Dead Rising to look forward to. And when I come back, giant HDTV.

    The next shitty three months don't look as bad as they did before.

    Edit: People don't know about that movie? It's right next to the ones in Paris at Blockbuster.

    Why did you feel the need for this qualifier?

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh man. Regular sex is great. And then I have Gears of War and Dead Rising to look forward to. And when I come back, giant HDTV.

    The next shitty three months don't look as bad as they did before.

    Edit: People don't know about that movie? It's right next to the ones in Paris at Blockbuster.

    Why did you feel the need for this qualifier?
    Because there are only two other people I've had sex with and one was infrequent and the other was a one night stand.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh man. Regular sex is great. And then I have Gears of War and Dead Rising to look forward to. And when I come back, giant HDTV.

    The next shitty three months don't look as bad as they did before.

    Edit: People don't know about that movie? It's right next to the ones in Paris at Blockbuster.

    Why did you feel the need for this qualifier?
    There's an Arrested Development reference in there somewhere.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    There's an Arrested Development reference in there somewhere.
    I'm not on the Arrested Development and wagon.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh man. Regular sex is great. And then I have Gears of War and Dead Rising to look forward to. And when I come back, giant HDTV.

    Isn't it, just? (no offense to our irregular sexers)

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh man. Regular sex is great. And then I have Gears of War and Dead Rising to look forward to. And when I come back, giant HDTV.

    Isn't it, just? (no offense to our irregular sexers)
    Define 'regular' - if I have sex once every 6 months would that count, or are we setting some sort of minimum threshold here?

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh man. Regular sex is great. And then I have Gears of War and Dead Rising to look forward to. And when I come back, giant HDTV.

    Isn't it, just? (no offense to our irregular sexers)

    I'll bet it sucks.

    The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be
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  • Charlie_Foxtrot2Charlie_Foxtrot2 Registered User
    Dude,

    Queen's "We will rock you" is the ultimate pump your ass up song.

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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Variable wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh man. Regular sex is great. And then I have Gears of War and Dead Rising to look forward to. And when I come back, giant HDTV.

    Isn't it, just? (no offense to our irregular sexers)

    I'll bet it sucks.

    Regularly.

  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh man. Regular sex is great. And then I have Gears of War and Dead Rising to look forward to. And when I come back, giant HDTV.

    Isn't it, just? (no offense to our irregular sexers)

    I'll bet it sucks.

    Regularly.

    I'll bet it eats it.

    The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    Dude,

    Queen's "We will rock you" is the ultimate pump your ass up song.

    I submit "Eye of the tiger."
    DUHN. DUHN DUHN DUHN, DUHN DUHN DUUUHN...

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Variable wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh man. Regular sex is great. And then I have Gears of War and Dead Rising to look forward to. And when I come back, giant HDTV.

    Isn't it, just? (no offense to our irregular sexers)

    I'll bet it sucks.

    Regularly.

    I'll bet it eats it.

    Well if it sucks, then it's gotta eat.

  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Dude,

    Queen's "We will rock you" is the ultimate pump your ass up song.

    I submit "Eye of the tiger."
    DUHN. DUHN DUHN DUHN, DUHN DUHN DUUUHN...

    That one fucking Starbucks commercial took away any fondness I had for that song. I don't care if the lyrics were different.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    oh yehan god

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  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh man. Regular sex is great. And then I have Gears of War and Dead Rising to look forward to. And when I come back, giant HDTV.

    Isn't it, just? (no offense to our irregular sexers)

    I'll bet it sucks.

    Regularly.

    I'll bet it eats it.

    Well if it sucks, then it's gotta eat.

    or else you gotta let it know what's up with a face-slap.

    right?

    The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh man. Regular sex is great. And then I have Gears of War and Dead Rising to look forward to. And when I come back, giant HDTV.

    Isn't it, just? (no offense to our irregular sexers)
    Define 'regular' - if I have sex once every 6 months would that count, or are we setting some sort of minimum threshold here?
    Daily is best but every 2-3 days would be acceptable.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    Okay guys. What should be the first movie I watch on my sweet-ass new laptop? Choices are V for Vendetta, The Blues Brothers, Leon, or Ghostbusters.

    No Shaun of the Dead, because it's really close to sleepy time and that one part freaks me out. It could be the second one.

  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    Okay guys. What should be the first movie I watch on my sweet-ass new laptop? Choices are V for Vendetta, The Blues Brothers, Leon, or Ghostbusters.

    No Shaun of the Dead, because it's really close to sleepy time and that one part freaks me out. It could be the second one.

    V

    The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    If you have alcohol, Blues Brothers. If not, V.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Go with Thank you for Smoking. I know it wasn't one of the choices you offered, but I don't care.

  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Go with Thank you for Smoking. I know it wasn't one of the choices you offered, but I don't care.

    great movie

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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Dammit, Blizzard, announce your game so I can go do something else.

  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Go with Thank you for Smoking. I know it wasn't one of the choices you offered, but I don't care.

    Man, I wish that I owned that movie. I rented it a couple of weeks ago, and it is so rad.

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Dammit, Blizzard, announce your game so I can go do something else.
    When's that happening?

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Dammit, Blizzard, announce your game so I can go do something else.
    When's that happening?

    like a half hour.

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  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Go with Thank you for Smoking. I know it wasn't one of the choices you offered, but I don't care.

    Man, I wish that I owned that movie. I rented it a couple of weeks ago, and it is so rad.

    Edit: Oh, and V it is. Good night, chat thread.

    Actual edit: Now this is a sign I need to sleep.

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I hope it's a StarCraft MMORTS so I can gloat and say "I called it!"

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Arioch wrote: »
    I have just returned from Helsinki, and I have to tell you, the architecture? Not really that great.
    The Finnish are a glum race. I hear that they love the tango though.

  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    Elkamil wrote: »
    I hope it's a StarCraft MMORTS so I can gloat and say "I called it!"

    and I can bust a nut.

    also, mere moments away from finishing ripping my entire cd collection in FLAC. ohsohappy. hopefully my new player arrives Monday.

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