As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/

ITT: Horrible Names

11011121315

Posts

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    oh man I found my yearbook

    pictures of Thor Pudlick are coming soon.

    Rankenphile on
    8406wWN.png
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Conn wrote: »
    There was a girl in my class named Bliss Honeysuckle.

    See this is why everyone needs pets.

    So you can call them really retarded names and get it the hell out of your system by the time you get old enough to have small people you can go. Do you know what? After 10 years Bliss Honeysuckle is a stupid name. Let's name this kid Belinda instead (please note I really dislike the name Belinda it just popped into my head but it's still shitloads better than Bliss Honeysuckle).

    One of my friends named his son (well really I'm guessing his wife did) Jaxon as opposed to Jackson. I feel sorry for the child, mainly because his mother's a selfish-attention seeking whore but also because of his name.

    Blake T on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    shit, I was wrong. He didn't have down's syndrome, dude was just a fuckin weirdo

    I was a freshman when he was a senior, so it ain't like I really knew the dude, but his name was legendary, even years after I graduated

    thor1.jpg

    oh he's so dapper in his cowboy hat and his loose-fist-under-the-chin pose

    oh thor pudlick, you're a real ladykiller

    oh but look, he has a playful side, as well!

    thor2.jpg

    *swoon*

    Rankenphile on
    8406wWN.png
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    heh, they spelled his name wrong on that bottom caption.

    Puklick?

    man, show the pooor Pudlik a little respect, why don't ya

    I mean

    the guy's name is Thor Pudlik for god's sake

    throw the motherfucker a bone

    Rankenphile on
    8406wWN.png
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh holy shit Rank.

    Straightzi on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Disney Day?

    ChicoBlue on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Oh holy shit Rank.

    what, you thought I was lying?

    motherfuckin Thor Pudlik.

    What exactly would I have to gain from lying to you about strange names I know?

    Rankenphile on
    8406wWN.png
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Disney Day?

    probably some gay homecoming event, where seven people all dress up in stupid themes each week

    diaper day

    farmer day

    your mother day

    yadda yadda yadda

    Rankenphile on
    8406wWN.png
  • MildQuixoticMildQuixotic ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Lindsey Graham is pretty miserable, especially for a senator

    MildQuixotic on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Oh holy shit Rank.

    what, you thought I was lying?

    motherfuckin Thor Pudlik.

    What exactly would I have to gain from lying to you about strange names I know?

    Money, women, power.

    Blake T on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Oh holy shit Rank.

    what, you thought I was lying?

    motherfuckin Thor Pudlik.

    What exactly would I have to gain from lying to you about strange names I know?

    I just didn't think he'd be that bad somehow.

    Straightzi on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Oh holy shit Rank.

    what, you thought I was lying?

    motherfuckin Thor Pudlik.

    What exactly would I have to gain from lying to you about strange names I know?

    Money, women, power.

    I already got all that shit

    and you motherfuckers don't

    so why would I expect to get it from your dumb asses, huh?

    Rankenphile on
    8406wWN.png
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Oh holy shit Rank.

    what, you thought I was lying?

    motherfuckin Thor Pudlik.

    What exactly would I have to gain from lying to you about strange names I know?

    I just didn't think he'd be that bad somehow.

    the dude's name is fuckin Thor Pudlik, he went to school in a small town whose major industries were farming and logging

    this ain't exactly a dapper dan production we're runnin here, girlface

    Rankenphile on
    8406wWN.png
  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    KalTorak wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Why oh why did the chick in rocky have to be called Adrian?
    I am so fucking sick of having my name yelled at me.

    I guess be glad your name isn't Stella?

    Damn, Adrian is a cool name, too.
    Yeah, gets annoyingly misspelled though.

    evilbob on
    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

  • NechriahNechriah Chookity!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm just finishing and assignment, and one of the texts in my reference list was written by a guy name Handwerk.

    Think about it.

    Also, Hubertus Herring-Frankendorf. Okker Hennis. Ricardo Flamenbaum.

    My god, I think it must be some kind of pre-requisite to have a funny sounding name in order to be published in a psychology journal.

    Edit: None of those are as bad as Thor Pudlik though

    Nechriah on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think there was a dude at my high school named Blaze.

    ChicoBlue on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Oh holy shit Rank.

    what, you thought I was lying?

    motherfuckin Thor Pudlik.

    What exactly would I have to gain from lying to you about strange names I know?

    I just didn't think he'd be that bad somehow.

    the dude's name is fuckin Thor Pudlik, he went to school in a small town whose major industries were farming and logging

    this ain't exactly a dapper dan production we're runnin here, girlface

    Hey man I didn't know nothing but his name. For all I know Thor is the mother fucking valedictorian of the premier high school in the nation.

    Straightzi on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Nechriah wrote: »
    I'm just finishing and assignment, and one of the texts in my reference list was written by a guy name Handwerk.

    Think about it.

    Also, Hubertus Herring-Frankendorf. Okker Hennis. Ricardo Flamenbaum.

    My god, I think it must be some kind of pre-requisite to have a funny sounding name in order to be published in a psychology journal.

    Edit: None of those are as bad as Thor Pudlik though

    You mean as Fucking Awesome as THOR PUDLIK

    Ruckus on
  • NechriahNechriah Chookity!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    You mean as Fucking Awesome as THOR PUDLIK

    The Thor part is awesome, I will grant you that. The Pudlik, less so.

    Nechriah on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yes, thats why "Thor" got lime, while "Pudlik" got the "Violet" treatment.

    Ruckus on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Oh, I went to school with another kid whose name was Drummer.

    He plays guitar in a band called Lore.

    Apparently he ain't much for believing in destiny.

    Rankenphile on
    8406wWN.png
  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    a kid in my school was named Blade Long
    blade
    long

    as in

    Long, Blade

    RubberAC on
  • LoafgoatLoafgoat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have a gym class with a guy named John Woodcock. Oddly enough i have never heard of anyone making fun of him for it.

    Loafgoat on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    oh, a guy I've been in school with since junior high has a name that is pronounced "on-shit dick-shit"

    that is how he himself pronounces it, but I'm not really sure how it's spelled

    redhead on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I think there was a dude at my high school named Blaze.

    blaze.png

    Jordyn on
    thumbsupguy-1.jpg
    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    May name is David.

    I hate that fucking name.

    #pipe on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    May name is David.

    I hate that fucking name.

    Whatcha doin, Daaaaa-vy?

    Ruckus on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    man, the more I look back, the more I wonder what the fuck is up with this crazy town

    Rankenphile on
    8406wWN.png
  • KrummithKrummith DJ Logic Death can't take me until I finish my backlogRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm afraid I can't do that Dave
    sorry, my first name is David too.

    Krummith on
  • ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I know someone named D. J. Win. If he was actually a DJ, that'd be the best name ever.

    Reynolds on
    uyvfOQy.png
  • VarvazovskyVarvazovsky Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have never heard my last name pronounced properly even after I tell people how to say it, even people I went to school with for ten years. Some dumb mother fucker thought that replacing all the v's in my name with w's it would be a sure fire way to get it right. I'm moving to Russia.

    Varvazovsky on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    May name is David.

    I hate that fucking name.

    Whatcha doin, Daaaaa-vy?

    Hating my name.

    you?

    #pipe on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Maybe you should get a new name.

    ChicoBlue on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    MY MOM IS RAD YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

    (welcome to 5 hours ago)

    Sheri on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Reynolds wrote: »
    I know someone named D. J. Win. If he was actually a DJ, that'd be the best name ever.

    I know a guy called David James Gunn.

    He plays trance and drum and bass.

    Guess his DJ name.

    edit: Sheri, I'm totally stealing your idea and making an avatar out of my open field likeness k

    #pipe on
  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    A guy in one of my classes first year was named Thor. Hell if I know what his last name was.

    Joon on
    bartsig.png
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Reynolds wrote: »
    I know someone named D. J. Win. If he was actually a DJ, that'd be the best name ever.

    I know a guy called David James Gunn.

    He plays trance and drum and bass.

    Guess his DJ name.

    edit: Sheri, I'm totally stealing your idea and making an avatar out of my open field likeness k

    COPYCAT

    You can't be me.

    Sheri on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    says you who wants to borrow my top.

    jeez quit asking.

    #pipe on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    JUST LET ME BORROW IT

    Sheri on
  • jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    There was a girl who went to my junior high named Krystyn. It might have been Krysten, which is basically just as bad.

    D:

    jpeg on
    so I just type in this box and it goes on the screen?
Sign In or Register to comment.