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ITT: Horrible Names

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My dad's colleague gave his son the middle name 'Danger'

    for obvious reasons

    Dad always refers to the kid as 'Dang-er' (rhymes with banger) to piss him off

    "How's little Danger going this morning?"

    I love my dad

    Ten on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    My dad's colleague gave his son the middle name 'Danger'

    for obvious reasons

    Dad always refers to the kid as 'Dang-er' (rhymes with banger) to piss him off

    "How's little Danger going this morning?"

    I love my dad

    Believe it or not, I actually heard of a kid with the middle name "Awesome"
    My friend works at a day care centre and there's like a 3 year old named Steven Awesome Jones or something.

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    My dad's colleague gave his son the middle name 'Danger'

    for obvious reasons

    Dad always refers to the kid as 'Dang-er' (rhymes with banger) to piss him off

    "How's little Danger going this morning?"

    I love my dad

    Believe it or not, I actually heard of a kid with the middle name "Awesome"
    My friend works at a day care centre and there's like a 3 year old named Steven Awesome Jones or something.

    he will grow up to be a superhero, mark my words

    Ten on
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    RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jpeg wrote: »
    There was a girl who went to my junior high named Krystyn. It might have been Krysten, which is basically just as bad.

    D:

    i keep seeing Kryten out of this
    i was so hopeful

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    My dad's colleague gave his son the middle name 'Danger'

    for obvious reasons

    Dad always refers to the kid as 'Dang-er' (rhymes with banger) to piss him off

    "How's little Danger going this morning?"

    I love my dad

    I believe Knob gave his son the middle name Danger as well.

    Shorty on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Xander Danger

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob just got even cooler in my eyes.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If I were going to give my kid an awesome name, it would be something that made the initials Z.O.D.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zeke Ozymandias Dude

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zeke Dude? Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    whobawha

    what now

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You know, Zeke is a rad name on its own merit.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    one of my friends moms students was named Yosani Dikshit

    another friends mom had a student named something like... *Yotina Bellina* Miyata Coffee Evans

    the first two names are the ones im not sure on. but... wow.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shorty wants his son to say 'kneel before Zod' to girlies

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Baraka Obama

    I wonder if anybody has done that photoshop yet

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shit, maybe if I gave him an awesome name he'd be able to overcome the social ineptness he will no doubt inherit.

    Shorty on
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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shit, maybe if I gave him an awesome name he'd be able to overcome the social ineptness he will no doubt inherit.

    Sue?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shit, maybe if I gave him an awesome name he'd be able to overcome the social ineptness he will no doubt inherit.

    Sue?

    Who?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    yes

    Graves

    yes

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I can't decide whether decide whether the middle name of awesome is in fact awesome. On one hand it goes against my belief of people who don't use real names are twats, on the other hand it is the word awesome.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shit, maybe if I gave him an awesome name he'd be able to overcome the social ineptness he will no doubt inherit.

    Sue?

    Who?

    http://www.last.fm/music/Johnny+Cash/_/A+Boy+Named+Sue

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    graves that is a wonderful reference i have been trying to find a good collection of his musics

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    okay i am going to bed because my ladyfriend is gonna show up and wake me up with a massage

    (i hope)

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Damn you and your rendevous, SH.

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    KrummithKrummith DJ Logic Death can't take me until I finish my backlogRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    happy ending?

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Do I get a promotion?

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    KrummithKrummith DJ Logic Death can't take me until I finish my backlogRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    Do I get a promotion?

    From now on you'll be known as Private Graves

    Congratulations

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jesus Christ

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You can just call me Shorty.

    Shorty on
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